Mulberry
Resident Heiress
I've been asked to write the very first post in this forum.
Though their intentions were admirable, I'm not entirely sure I was the best choice. I don't make a habit of hanging around bulletin board systems, and I'm not the most educated as far as the subject is concerned. However, I have done my best in the last few hours to study the basic nuances of the typical message board discussion, and what follows is what I hope will be a welcoming statement scribed in your own native language.
Ahem.
I don't like cats. Therefore, all cats are Nazis, and all people who like cats are Nazis. Anyone who disagrees with me is a library-paste-eating burden on society who will never be loved and will leave this earth the miserable failure he is today. I am just stating an opinion, I am not trolling or flaming. Snakes on a Plane. Chuck Norris.
Though their intentions were admirable, I'm not entirely sure I was the best choice. I don't make a habit of hanging around bulletin board systems, and I'm not the most educated as far as the subject is concerned. However, I have done my best in the last few hours to study the basic nuances of the typical message board discussion, and what follows is what I hope will be a welcoming statement scribed in your own native language.
Ahem.
I don't like cats. Therefore, all cats are Nazis, and all people who like cats are Nazis. Anyone who disagrees with me is a library-paste-eating burden on society who will never be loved and will leave this earth the miserable failure he is today. I am just stating an opinion, I am not trolling or flaming. Snakes on a Plane. Chuck Norris.
