Ask Kahoot the Merfloat

[RandomMe]

Hi, I know I’m a bit too shy to appear on camera, but let me introduce myself. My name is Kahoot and I am a merfloat. If you don’t know what a merfloat is: you already know about merpeople and meranimals, but I’m a unique kind of merfolk. The top half is like the average root beer float. The difference: my species is undrinkable and also unedible. That really is my skin. I feel like a pet to others. I was normally raised by black merpeople, with childish appearance and height. They practically invented the root beer float and here I am.

I have no hands, so why bother? Feel free to ask me questions.

PS: someone else tried to draw me in color.

 

[RainbowCupcake]

If you're undrinkable and uneditable, do you taste bad?

 

[RandomMe]

I do NOT taste bad. The upper half of my body oddly enough works like a human head.

 

[RandomMe]

nobody wants to talk to a merfloat -;-