C&C - Lycoris Recoil Talkback [1/20-4/13]

[Yojimbo]

Episode 8 "Another day, another dollar" - March 9/10, 2024 (Original release: August 20, 2022)

After learning that Café LycoReco is in the red, Takina decides to take charge of accounting on her own. Takina flawlessly breaks down everything from indiscriminately restraining Chisato from wasting bullets to shadowing the café's members. She even goes as far as planning a new menu item. But the menu item has a shape that’s too terrible to put into words!?

 

[Nobodyman]

Previously on Lycoris Recoil: I'm not sure I like that Yoshi guy. He's no good for you, Mika.

Wow, Yoshi, you're a real charmer.

Not only to they have to worry about deranged killers and terrorists, they also have to keep their business afloat.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Last time: 16-year-olds who look like 12-year-olds and dress like 25-year-olds. This show really needs to get its characters' ages straight.

"No need to search for the meaning of life if you've been told it."
Try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

Orphan assassins are a big responsibility.

Assassins on a budget.

 

[Nobodyman]

"I'm a businesswoman, Chisato. Blood is a big expense."

Let that be a lesson to never deal with Harkonnens.

Oh goody. Who wouldn't love a big pile of poop with blood and chunks in it?

Now they're teaching a class.

Now it's Halloween. Can this show pick a plotline and stick with it?!

 

[Kitschensyngk]

We can only cut one wire to defuse the bomb. Sorry, but money's tight.

Come to LycoReco and eat our giant turds!

Kitteh! Doge! Upside down skirt shot!

Buy your own candy!

Domo arigato, Roboto-kun.

 

[Nobodyman]

So buying a robot was the key to solving their financial woes? Well, if it was Arale, I guess I'd understand that.

Oh great, it's Majima again.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Ueah, it's shaped like a turd. You didn't notice?

RoboLycoReco.

Sorry, Kiyo, Miho a no-show, she's with the pedo.

"Your body's an asset, at least to us."
And that's why you don't live near any schools."

"I need you alive so I can kill you."
Try not to die until then.

Why'd you let her make coffee? She could have put a drug in it.

 

[Nobodyman]

Majima just doesn't miss an episode. Granted, he has only 13 to work with.

Die Hard? I thought it was Guy Hard.

Why is he wearing sunglasses over a blindfold?

"I'll never forgive you for shooting me and my men with glitter rounds!"

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Why'd you blow up a gift shop?

Is that why we have a radio tower in a giant mangled lacrosse net?

I'm a member of the Tootsie Roll Owl fan club too.

Someone's over-Kiyo-ing today.

Someone check if Walnut is still breathing.

Do we just call dogs "doges" now?

There is no fear in injections, only in the anticipation of them.

Enjoy your complimentary open heart surgery.

 

[Nobodyman]

Does the Owl House give out pendants now?

A pug, so you can remember that dog from your favorite sci-fi movie. Men in White.

She violated the Hippocratic oath!

And apparently Chisato has a glowing chestburster inside her.

He may suck, but better Yoshi than Roshi.

 

[Yojimbo]

Takina vs. The Budget. Cue light-hearted half of the episode. lmao, pop dessert trended.

Then the heavy stuff. Alan Institute ain't altruistic and even Majima was a recipient, likely new eyes.

This will only make Chisato avoid doctor visits altogether.

 

[Yojimbo]

Episode 9 "What's done is done" - March 16/17, 2024 (Original release: August 27, 2022)

Chisato’s artificial heart was targeted. Now that the battery can no longer be charged, the remainder of Chisato’s days are set. Kurumi, who chases down clues about the irreplaceable artificial heart, asks Mika about what happened back then. Meanwhile, Chisato is summoned to Headquarters as DA prepares for a large-scale operation to suppress Majima.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Last time: Budget analyses! Robots! Open heart surgery!

 

[Nobodyman]

Previously on Lycoris Recoil: Mo' money, mo' problems.

Think they played the wrong bumper. Whatevs.

Attempted heart surgery is a perfect opportunity for some side boob.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Any excuse to flash a teenager's breasts to the camera.

"Okay, let's get that xenomorph out of you."

Walnut's like "I didn't visit you because I like you or anything."

Yes, she has breasts. We get it.

Now we get to the cute-sad part of the show.

 

[Nobodyman]

"We can build an artificial heart, but damned if we can repair it."

It's always the good ones who die young.

Damn, Chisato.

DA? Can't imagine why anyone would want to go back to DeviantArt.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Lupin trying to get past.

Road rage much?

Let the girl have her leaky turd!

It's like she's trying to lose herself in her work.

So teenage assassins can age out?

 

[Nobodyman]

The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.

In that robe, Mika is suddenly giving me Black Jesus vibes.

Speaking of saviors...

"There's nothing to be scared of. If you die, you'll be unconscious anyway, so you won't even know."

 

[Kitschensyngk]

In that robe, Mika is suddenly giving me Black Jesus vibes.

I kinda miss that show.

Walnut particularly enjoyed the steamy parts of that story.

Congrats on your successful heart transplant, little girl. Have a gun.

Did the NRA pay her medical bills?

Yay, we're clothes shopping again.

So when does one of them break down in tears?

Come on, one of you cry already.

It's like when you wait for an elevator, and it doesn't arrive until after you've decided to take the stairs.

 

[Nobodyman]

"How about a nice girls' day out before your inevitable death?"

And there's our obligatory appearance from Majima.

Emotional moments always happen when it's snowing in Japan.

Meeting of the jerkwads.

Welp, no One Piece this week. I'm out.