C&C - Cards [9/7 - 9/11]

[DianaGohan]

It could still be possible. After all, these are only the first 5 weeks, and they were in August. The next 8 weeks should get better ratings. I hope they don't have the second season end with another cliffhanger.

 

[Animation Otaku]

Big O's been doing well in past weeks, perhaps the comedy shows just did really well last week.

 

[Duke]

I thought a few of the cards were funny. I forget it now (need to see transcripts), but the one I really laughed at.

 

[IWDP Lim]

Adult Swim Card Transcripts for Sunday 9/07/03 :

OK, before we starts, lets go over my crap I use in these things, since theres some new ones, and I keep forgetting to post them anyway...

SWCs = Standard Warning Cards. This the Parental Advisory label thing and the "This stuff ain't for your kids" thing. I jsut say "Standard" since they may go wacky and make up some special one for some reason one night. And right now, Standard is also changed to "Adult Swim" replacing "The following programs".

GOR = Generic Op Replacement. You know what this is, "Show Name / Next / Enjoy." I was jsut getting sick of typing that out every week, so, now it get's an abreviation.

Also, I'm not putting "on every card in this group" for the action shows with the stencils (I don't feel like havnig to spell shillouette every time I write it), so I'll just note when they're NOT in the group. Probably easier.

And yeh, if Adult Swim News is COBbed for ANY reason, even if its' just a rerun, I'm writting my own replacement for it. Fun times for everyone. Unless you don't like that, then too bad for you, at least it's better than just having a COb note there and me listing what it was COBbed with.

(edit) Oh yeh, and anything with an * in front of it came on while the card was on the screen, unless otherwise noted. Maybe I'll change that to something else though just to make it easier.

Anyway, Rolllll the craappp!

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SWCs

Welcome

So we ditched teh color themes
*Nobody like 'em.

We're back to the O.G. look.

That's "Originoo Graphix" to you folks.

Now enjoy the Big O.

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Big O act 1

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Tonight's Lineup
Right Now : A Band New Big O
11:30 Harvey Birdman
11:45 Aqua Teen
12:00 Sealab
12:15 Space Ghost
12:30 Home Movies
1:00 Trigun
1:30 Cowboy Bebop
[eastern times] (small, off the far bottom left corner)

It's another night full of fun filled wackiness

Or is it "wackyness?"

Wack-I-ness?"

[Hm]

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Birdman Starbucks Doubleshot
Inuyasha

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Heres a neat trick :

First get a copy of Amon Tobin's CD, "Out from Out Where."
*Then, pop in "The Matrix."

When Neo says, "Whoa," turn the volume down...
*Then hit "play" on the Amon Tobin disk.

It totally works.

[yes, we're sad]

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Big O act 2

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We had a cool quote here -
*it was cut.

The conversation went something like this :

Boss:
Cut that line.

Us:
Why?

Boss:
It's stupid.

Us:
YOU'RE STUPID

Boss:
Idiots

[adult swim]

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[Adult Swim] News COBbed (Lim's replacement : One time in school I was in music class, and the teacher was all like "OK class, does anyone know any songs you would liek to sing in front of the class?" and I raised my hand and was all like "Yes, I know a song I'd like to sing!" and the teacher said "OK, come up and sing it." so I did and I was all like "OK, uh, this song is like, I got this from Sesame Street and this like how old people sing. Gabbba ababa a gabba hey balbba blabblippa blipper blip blip goobba gobba gabba thurshy thrushy thrusty fish fish I want my oatmeal." I wasn't allowed to sing anymore in front of the class after that.)
[adult swim] includes v.2

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Good evening, folks.

We'll be your Comedy server tonight.

Can we start you off with something to drink?

Oh, we see you already have something from the bar.

How about an appetizer?

You just finished the Big O platter?

Our bad.

HAve you already chosen an entree?

Terrific!

"Brak Street" from The Brak Show.

Coming right up.

[fine swimming]

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Brak Show

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Don't forget!

You can pick next week's Brak episode.

Right now on AdultSwim.com

September is Viewer's Choice.

You da Viewer!

[adultswim.com]

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Inuyasha
Box of Style

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Yo.

Mars was in town last week.

Yeah he just swung by on his way to Jupiter.

Looked good.

Put on a little wieght.

Not too much, just a little.

He was sorry he missed you.

So, uh...

Are you going to be able to come up with the money you owe him?

He loked kinda...

Redder than usual.

[mars struck]

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ATHF

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Fight! Fight! Fight! We must win this game!

Onward now you comedy fans...

Bring glory to your name!

here's to both our colors.

The black and then the white.

Onward to victory...
*Fight! Fight! Fight!

[swim spirit]

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SWCs

[Adult Swim] News :

Hey everybody, I'm Brak and this is the Adult Swim News. Keep voting for your favorite Brak episodes on the Adult Swim dot com Viewers Choice deal. Oh, and I'm supposed to tell you; The Brak Show has NEW episodes coming in October. In one the new shows I do this...thing...and then in another one ... I do a totally different ... thing. And it's... it's awesome. I tell ya. 'Specially when that thing happens A ha ha ha But this new episode is my fahvrit hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa....aaaaaahhhh it's so damn funny AH ha ha haaaaaaaahhh-ah ha ha uhg. It's not really that funny. But they're paying me to sell this crap so bye bye bye blah blah blah whatever Octoberblah. That's why more Americans get their grossly irrisponsably wrong news freshly pulled from my bottom than from any other souce. Bye bye.

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Sealab 2021

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Could someone please speed up the whole...

Autumn replacing Summer process?

Can we fast track this particular item?

We'll be over here.

Holding our sweaters.

[enough already]

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Birdman Starbucks

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The floodgates are open!

During the month of August...

Boards@AdultSwim.com received 4.3 million page views.

Yipes!

That's a whole lot of yellin' goin' on.

Those 4.3 million page views were moderated by 4 people.

Mad props to the Mod Squad

SwimMod_CJ
SwimMod_DH
SwimMod_Nu
SwimMod_Luuv

a.k.a. The hardest working crew in showbiz.

One more thing.

Happy Birthday, SwimMod_Nu

iii

[candles for you]

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Space Ghost Coast to Coast act 1

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Futurama

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Space Ghost Coast to Coast act 2

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All aboard!

Make way for the ratings train.

The top three shows from last Sunday?

Aqua teen chugged through first.

Sealab followed.

Birdman was the cabose.

[toot! toot!]

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Home Movies
Shirts on AS.com
[AS] includes v.2

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Adult Swim Flash Mob!

Let's do it!

We much move quickly.

Synchronize your cel phones.

Turn on your band helds.

Adult Swim will tell you at exactly 2 a.m.

The assignment?

Everyone will meet at their respective beds.

Then, at prcisely 2:01 a.m., we'll get in them.

Then we'll turn out the lights.

And we'll go to sleep.

And forget about the whole Flash Mob thing.

Await our orders!

[adult swim]

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Home Movies act 1

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We like bread and butter!

We like crackers and jam!

We like porn movies and alcohol!

And tobacco *and fatty foods * and sleepless nights *and not exercising *and lots of stress

[doing it all wrong]

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Brak Show Viewer's Choice

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Adult Swim Guide to Punctuation

Part 1
The Use of Exclamation Points in Message Board Topics

! = Important

!! = OMG, so important

!!! = OMG, I'll die if you don't read this it's so important

!!!! = Parents didnt' give enough attention

!!!!! = Orally fixated

!!!!!! = Writer overweight

!!!!!!! = Writer under thirteen

!!!!!!!! = Desperate cry for help

!!!!!!!!+ = Moron

We hope this helps!

See you online.

[adultswim.com]

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Home Movies act 2

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We have laughed!

We have laughed the laugh of a thousand laughs!

Oh, how we laughed!

But now we will not laugh.

Because Action is next.

[serious action face]

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Box of Style

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SWCs

(Vash stencil)

Who's make a good drinking buddy for bender?

We vote Lupin-

When Bender's mouth gets him in trouble *Lupin's quick enough to get 'im out.

But the tab would never be paid.

And Bender'd never leave Fujiko's "assests" alone

C'est La Vie.

[adult swim]

GOR

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Trigun act 1

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(Meryl stencil)

Other "O's" we like beside the Big O :
*CherriOs
*SpOtie Otie
*Wendy O Williams
*O Brother, Where Art Thou?

And of course
*HOes...

O yes...

[adult swim]

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[AS] includes v.2
Blue Gender

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(Millie stencil)

"If I only has a little humility, I'd be perfect."
-Ted Turner

Ted was the man for those who don't know.

He's the reason we have a job and this show exists.

They don't make 'em like that anymore.

Here's to you, Ted.

[adult swim]

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Trigun act 2

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(Millie stencil)

Does Trigun remind anyone of that movie, "Tetsuo, the Iron Man?"

Black and White Japanese movie from like, 1989?

Tetsuoo had an "armgun" like Trigun.

But it was more twisted
*In a good way.

Go Tetsuo

[adult swim]

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Box of Style

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(Spike stencil)

We'd be down for another Bebop series , if they could bring Spike back from the dead.

Or maybe a spinoff?

Jet as a Seattle radio psychiatrist?

Or Faye in "Watching Faye?"

Or Ed and Ein in a "Mork and Mindy" thing?

Nah.
*You're right.

[adult swim]

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Bebop act 1

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(Ed stencil)

Rudy is coming.

Rudy is a marrionette.

He's funny and creepy.

He'll be bringing u weekly news, soon.

Look out for him.

And see "Puppet Master" and "Being John Malkovich" for research.

[adult swim]

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Inuyasha

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(Jet stencil)

Meagan works for Toonami and Adult Swim

She was gone
*Now she's back
*We're very happy about that.

Now if we can just work on Natali.
*(sigh)

[adult swim]

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Bebop act 2

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(Faye-Faye stencil)

"Good bye. I am leaving because I am bored."

George Saunders, last words.

We hear you George.

See you guys tomorrow night.

[adult swim] + Faye Faye stencil mesh

Remember those music credits? Are they burned into your brain yet? Well, they've been burned in deeper.


So there they are. And I for one liked the camoflage pattern with the yellow(?) letters, that looked really neat on the TV. And they REALLY need to get with it on the schedual cards...

 

[Duke]

I liked the Ted Turner tribute.

That card that I said I laughed at was the "cool quote" conversation.

Mars and exclamation points were pretty funny as well.

That is all.

 

[SSJPabs]

Hey! They used an index card tonight. That's new. Wonder what else they'll add.

 

[IWDP Lim]

Hey! They used an index card tonight. That's new. Wonder what else they'll add.

Actually, that's been there for a while now. The cards shoudlve been changed by now (BG's had the same stuff for six weeks already), so, bleh. maybe they're working on something else, but it'd be nice to at least see something different. Even differnet butt pics...

 

[Lord Infamous]

LOL, I WAS about to say damn Lim, WTF is up with the long-ass post!? Then I realized he was typing the transcripts of the cards. Heh, whiskey and coke does crazy things to you. Oh well, good job Lim. I'm a drunken bastard.

 

[kaine23]

Seamonkeys.

 

[TailsRocket]

Harry Goz Tribute planned

I've gotten word from an employee at Adult Swim (who has asked me to leave their identity unknown) that a special set of tribute cards will be displayed during adult swim on either 9/10, 9/11, or 9/14. What will be displayed i cannot divulge at this time.

 

[ClockStomper]

I was wondering what they were going to do about 9/11. but now I hope they do something for Harry Goz, too.

 

[Beat]

Y'know what would make for sense for Mr. Goz? Airing it right after Sealab.

 

[Rabi~en~Rose]

hahahaha! loved that actionish card for Family Guy! it soooo didn't fit which is what made it so funny!

 

[EightOh]

AS: Here's to our messageboard.

Helping solve the world's population problem, one massive brain explosion at a time.

Classic.

 

[Artimus Gigan]

Ya know my iron wit and steel comedy would help solve the world's problems one tactical nuclear brain strike at a time...that is why I must use my talents reluctantly....unless there are mimes...then I must use it like no tomorrow...

 

[Aurochs]

Hey, I missed Family Guy tonight. Did any of my cards get used?

 

[stiches]

"run/Adultswimcards.exe"

I thought it was cool that Ws made that little "homage" To the brothers chaps www.homestarrunner.com

 

[IWDP Lim]

SWCs

C:\adultswimviewercards.exe

(expland flash of above line)

Welcome to Viewer Card Night.

Six weeks.

It's been six week sicne we handed over

the Thursday night helm to you, the viewers.

So far you've managed to keep her off the rocks.

Well done.

We've got a bit of time before the first card.

So lets answer a few questions while we wait.

Q. When will they make new cards for Monday through Wednesday?
*A. Would you look at the time...

Hello

Welcome to Adult Swim

We're gonna try something new today!

(Peter Griffin stencil slides in from the left, then pulses, then unblurrs along with the below text)
*We think we're getting somewhere with this.

Up next
FAMiLY GUY (Family guy text, no stencil)

(stencil - combining splay fly in from left to right)

[Samaner]

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Family Guy act 1

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No offence,

but some of you people must think about these things

for friggin 2 seconds and slap them on the boards.

Try thinking of a really good one people,

instead of posting 400 every 16 minutes.

[krilenmike]

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Brak Show Viewer's Choice

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Behold!

A man swimming!

Indeed, animation not made in Korea.

[Joeseph]

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Family Guy act 2

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GREETINGS!!

WE JUST DRANK 20 RED BULLS!!!!!!!

CAN YOU TELL?!!!!!!

WE'LL ANYWAY, FUTURAMA IS NEXT!!!!!!

(extreme close up of the President of Adult Swim)
*[AIRHORN] (picture shakes)

COOL HUH???!!!!!

(President's Airhorn again)

[Sk8er3659]

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[adult swim] NEWS - COBbed (Lim's replacement - You know, what's up with these Dickie Roberts commericals? They go around saying how it's the "Number one movie in America" and all these magazine and crap praise it, but you know something? IT'S NOT NUMBER ONE! It hasn't been number one since like TUESDAY! I mean, the movie was number one for like one day and then it dropped to number seven by the time Tuesday came around. By Sunday when they give out the earning reports, it probably won't be on the friggin' list of the top 10. Obviously it still did better than Gigli, but I'm more apt to buy Gigli anyway just for the hell of it. For all I know I'll acutauly like that that crap. Bye bye.)

Birdman Starbucks Doubleshot

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How to over the world
*[in three easy steps]

1. Locate a colony of bacteria.

2. Threaten to flood their world with soap.

3. Make Demands.

Congradulations!

You rule a bacteria world.

[mekoveya]

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Futurama act 1

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We're so creative.

Sometimes we wear eyepatches, we're so creative.

...

And hats

...

No one's paying attention.

(President's Airhorn...again)

[Tast 4]

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Box of Style
18 weeks of New ATHF

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I had this dream the other night.

all this stuff was explodin'

and I was kickin' at stuff
*and it was explodin' more

and then I caught fire

...

and I touched people and
*they caught fire too

and I was laughing *at them

So do I get the job?

[hinder90]

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Futurama act 2

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Adult Swim, this is one of your loyal viewers

If you post this, I vow the following:

1. To name my first born after you.

2. To hire 10 dancers dressed as oranges to perform at your birthday.

3. To cherish, honor and obey your every whim...except on Tuesday

[HeadOCabbage]

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Family Guy season 2 DVD
[adult swim] Includes v.2
Big O season 2

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SWCs

(Inuyasha stencil)

For all teh people at Adult Swim,

Instead of the theme things we like, thinigs we hate and annoy us.
-[TheFlash]

AS: The letter q
*elmo
*restraining orders
*the censored bars on the girls gone wild commericals
*you

[adult swim]

GOR

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Inuyasha act 1

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(Kagome stencil)


I think I might try my hand at this...
i have to think a bit...
ill post here again once I have a good idea
-[NiteShadow]

AS: We're still waiting on that good idea NiteShadow

Still waiting

[adult swim]

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Birdman Starbucks Doubleshot
Big O season 2

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(Inuyasha running stencil)

My grandmother once told me that I coudl do anything...
If I put my mind to it.
I want to be a Chinese schoolgirl.
-[Zerosu]

AS : Well, hope that works out for you.

If it does, give us a call in 5 years.

[adult swim]

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Inuyasha act 2

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(Inuyasha stencil)

I love you, adult swim.
-[The_Pillow]

AS: Oh, [The_Pillow], flattery will get you everywhere.

Like on TV.

Blue Gender next.

[adult swim]

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(Yuji bust stencil)

Hi
My name is bingo
I like to climb on things
EEK EEK
-[DKMSxE47]

AS: There's not enough paint thinner in the world to explain something like this.

[adult swim]
(swishing Yuji bust stencil)

GOR

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Blue Gender act 1

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(Marleene bust stencil)

Here at adult swim we have a time honored tradition.

giant robot anime.

no where else will you find such a commitment to that which is huge and can crush you
-[Biospark]

AS: Actually Biospark,
*It's called marriage

[adult swim]

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Big O season 2

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(Marleene stencil)

Your Television's Color
Our Cards are Black and White
Sometimes Grey

Would Grey show up on a Black and White TV? It's neither Black nor White?
-[simpulsole]

AS: Wow simpulsole.
*That's special
*So many problems
*So little ammunition

[adult swim]

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Blue Gender act 2

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(Tony bust stencil)

I would like to purchase a submarine
nono this ins't an idea
it's just what I WANT

SUBMARINE NOW FOR NINJA
-[AnimeGameFan]

AS: Here's to our message boards.
*Helping solve the worlds' population problemo ne massive brain explosion at a time.

[adult swim]

And Trigun and Cowboy Bebop are blessed with, um, a 5th or 6th week of rerun stuff. Good for them. See you in two weeks. Maye then I'll get these up faster. Stupid pad getting lost...

 

[GPietrash]

(Inuyasha running stencil)

My grandmother once told me that I coudl do anything...
If I put my mind to it.
I want to be a Chinese schoolgirl.
-[Zerosu]

AS : Well, hope that works out for you.

If it does, give us a call in 5 years.

[adult swim]

I like how they just assume everyone who posts of their boards is 13.

 

[Jaguar]

I like how they just assume everyone who posts of their boards is 13.

Indeed.