Post a out-of-context quote from a cartoon

[AdrenalineRush1996]

"My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived ... I was that baby."

 

[RoyalRubble]

"Do you think they make bulletproof pants?"

 

[AdrenalineRush1996]

"Summer rains, you can never predict them."

 

[AdrenalineRush1996]

"You ain't my pa!"

 

[Marble]

"If I twist the monkey's tail I can make pumpernickel."

 

[RoyalRubble]

"Say, this promises to be fun. Eh, so I'll be a monkey."

 

[RoyalRubble]

"Wow kid, for someone who just got kidnapped, you're in a good mood."

 

[Low Spark of Lyman]

A: "Can you believe Pete's trying to scare us like that?"

B: "I don't know, I'm kinda scared."

 

[Mandouga]

“Hello, Air Raid Department? Well, you're not gonna believe this, but I just saw a genie with light brown hair chasing a flying 'sauceress'!”

Also:

“Ha ha ha ha! This tickle torture is not funny! Ha ha ha ha….!”


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[RoyalRubble]

"Never thought I would end the day holding a naked human."

 

[RoyalRubble]

"Boy, did I pick the wrong day to start my all taffy diet."

 

[Mandouga]

A: “Sweet girl…”

B: “I like her fangs…”


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[RoyalRubble]

"Which is more dangerous? An exploding volcano, or an angry mother?"

 

[RoyalRubble]

"I love you Spartacus."

 

[Mandouga]

“You’re supposed to kick the ball over the goal post, not over the moon!”


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[JoeMabbon]

"Ha! I'm afraid to say it's not 1998 anymore."

 

[RoyalRubble]

"If it makes you feel any better, you're still a dollar richer than me."

 

[RoyalRubble]

"Stop fiddling with my rifle! I want to shoot you where it won't show."

 

[JoeMabbon]

A: O-okay, look nevermind, ignore bacon!
B: I could never!

 

[RoyalRubble]

- "He's got eyes in the back of his head!"
- "Well, we're gonna give him black eyes in the back of his head!"