C&C - Cards [9/14 - 9/18]

[nixice]

If I knew how to read morse code, I would translate it.

Morse code?

http://www.soton.ac.uk/~scp93ch/morse/index.html?http://www.soton.ac.uk/~scp93ch/morse/trans.html

It's actually pretty easy to learn, just figure out the vowels and a few key letters like S and T and R and the rest just falls in easy, but pretty silly to bother.

 

[DianaGohan]

DianaGohan Adult Swim Card Transcript of 9/18/03

(Short Big O 2 Commerical)

(Parental Advisory Warning)

(No Children Under 14 Warning)

Pre Family Guy-

c:\adultswim\viewerscards.exe

Welcome to
Viewer Card Night

After going through
3367 cards yesterday

we've decided the
following concepts are

PLAYED
OUT

"Come closer to the screen"

PLAYED
OUT

"We can see you"

PLAYED
OUT

"Something's behind you!"

PLAYED
OUT

Dave The Intern.

PLAYED
OUT

[airhorn]

PLAYED
OUT

Now, some new
stuff that isn't

if a tree falls
on your house

while you're watching
Adult Swim,

would the people at
Williams Street care?

No, probably not.

But they would give
you a lovely eulogy!

[Tomatoman]

Family Guy Mid Break One-

Could you do
us a favor?

If anyone asks,

we've been here
since 10:00.

That's all you
need to know.

[Silverbow]

(Aqua Teen Hunger Force "Jiggle Billy Jiggle" Promo)

Family Guy Mid Break Two-

Hi!

I'm Europa.

One of Jupiter's moons.

(Picture of Jupiter appears on screen. The moons are surrounding To the upper left is Io, to the lower left is Galileo ((which is a satlillite)), to the lower right is Callisto. Right next to Jupiter on the right is Ganymede and to the upper right is Europa, which is called "me")

Thanks for crashing
Galileo into Jupiter...

and not me or one
of my cousins.

(A picture is shown of Galileo crashing into Jupiter)

Except maybe Io.

Io's a big bully.

[billymuyo]

Post Family Guy-

[insert intro here]

[insert follow up
comment here]

[insert pause here]

[insert witty ending here]

[template swim]

[iconoclast]

(Adult Swim News Cobbed (([Insert Witty Lim Ramble About It Being Cobbed]))

(Family Guy Season 3 DVD Commerical)

Pre Futurama-

And now, a brief
history of thought:

Heidegger
20th Century
|
Nietzsche |
19th Century |
| |
| |
Descartes | |
17th Century | |
| | |
| | |
St. Augustine | | |
5th Century | | |
| | | |
Aristotle | | | |
4th Century| | | |
BC | | | |
_|______|______________|_________|__________|______ |
|
|
21st Century
[adult swim]

Afterthought:
Vein?

Maybe.

[dasein]

Futurama Mid Break One-

ah hows this on

arr me wish
me had a hat

arr now me
gonna cry arr

im not good at
being a pirate

or how ever
you spell it.

[hanna3]

(Short Big O Season 2 Commerical)

Futurama Mid Break Two-

You know what word
we really dig?

"quadrant"

It's in, like every
science-fiction story ever.

"Watch out, he's
in your quadrant!"

"Aim for the weak
quadrant, Starkiller!"

"All it means is "quarter."

Which if you think about it,
isn't really precise at all.

Espically considering
it's the future and all.

[smalls]

Post Futurama-

AdultSwim, this is one
of your loyal viewers.

(blue screen comes up)

blue gender has caused a fatal error

Fatal hex:L4RG32XRY14DYCROTCH
[DJ_Tricks]

(Family Guy Season 3 DVD Commerical)

(AdultSwim.com Commerical)

(Big O Season 2 Commerical)

(Space Ghost Coast To Ghost "Space Ghost vrs the Bear" Promo)

(Parental Advisory Warning)

(No Children Under 14 Warning)

Pre Inuyasha-

(Inuyasha Silohuette Appears On White Background)

Dear Adult Swim,
ME THINK SWIM GOOD.
[ME]

[JDSTERL]

(Background Becomes Black)

Dar JDSTERL,
US LIKE JDSTERL TOO.

US AND JDESTERL GOOD FRIEND.

JDSTERL STAY WE WATCH FUNNY
DEMON SHOW.

[adult swim]

(Inuyasha Card Opening)

Inuyasha Mid Break One-

(Kagome Silohuette Triple Flashes In White Background)

Dear Adult Swim,
I think one should be done in
morse code

-[Blank]

(The Black Background Reappers)

Dear Blank,
-,-- --- ,,- / ,- -,-, - ,,- ,- ,-,, ,-,,

-, -- / - --- --- -,- / - ,,,, , / - ,, -- , /
- --- / - ,-, ,- -, ,,, ,-,, ,- -, / - ,,,,

,--- ,- -,-, -,- ,- ,,, ,, / ,-,-,-

[,-,--,--,]

(Big O Season 2 Commerical)

Inuyasha Mid Break Two-

(Inuyasaha Silohuette Appears In White Background)

Dear Adult Swim,

THE SQUIRRELS, THE SQUIRRELS
ARE OUT TO GET US ALLL MAN!
RUN RUN FAR AWAY!!

-[ShadownHunter]

(Black Background Reappears)

Dear ShadowHunter,
Squirrels?

What are you crazy?!?

(if you shout they'll know we're here.)

[adult swim]

Post Inuyasha-

(Inuyasha Silohuette Appears in white background)

Dear Adult Swim,
I have an idea! How about they remove
those damned cards and replace them
with a 30 second commerical.

An ad for X-TREME YOGURT is better t
than those god awful texts.

-[MistahX]

(Black Background Reappers)

Dear MistahX,
Well why don't you pratice what
you preach.

Hypocrite.

[adult swim]

(Blue Gender Commerical)

Pre Blue Gender-

(Yuji Silohuette Appears In White Background)

Dear Adult Swim,

that is a sad thought that people
get paid to do this your right,
and to think we are just doing it
for them.

- [AnimeChickDX]

(Black Background Reappears)

Dear AnimeChickDX,

Hey if you think we got it easy
you're mistaken.

It's not all ping pong and foosball
over here.

We play video games too.

[adult swim]

(Blue Gender Card Opening)

Blue Gender Mid Break One-

(Marlene's Head Silohuette Flashes in White Background)

Dear Adult Swim,

Girls always tell me i never give
them the big o
How am I supposed to afford a
giant robot?

- [totalsoul]

(Black Background Reappers)

Dear totalsoul,
Tee Hee Hee, "Big O".

Punny.

[adult swim]

(Big O Season 2 Commerical)

Blue Gender Mid Break Two-

(Marlene Silohuette Appears in White Background)

Dear Adult Swim,
guys, just.... get the funny back..
i mean, after only 7k we are
out of funny?!
Wtf is up with us?!?!

- [Armagedon5]

(Black Background Reappears)

Dear Armagedon5,

Oh no friend.
The funny died a long time ago.

Funny

(December.21, 437 B.C- July 4, 2003 A.D)

He will be missed.

[adult swim]

Post Blue Gender-

(Tony Silohuette Triple Flashes In White Background)

Dear Adult Swim,
Ever wish you were a pirate?
Yeah, so do we.
Arrrrr

- [LordKuru]

Dear LordKuru,

heh.

Arrrrrre you sure you're taking
your medication?

[adult swim]

And the rest are repeats. So for my next card transcript, check back around the afternoon of 9/29/03. Until them, it's Lim's show. See you soon!.

 

[Joe Mama]

I like what they said about quadrant, so I put something about it in my sig.

 

[bassist]

Large Scary Lady Crotch? That's nice... real nice...

 

[Anime Guy]

I'm glad DianaGohan does these card transcripts, I fell asleep last night before Inu Yasha came on and I was so pissed when I woke up. Oh well, they'll run it again. I just have to remember not to get too pissed about something I couldn't help. Anyway, thanks again, DG!