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The First Stranger Things 4 Teaser Confirms What We All Knew

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You guys! The first Stranger Things 4 teaser came online this morning and it has a twist in it SO HUGE, SO MINDBLOWING, YOU’LL BE BLOWN OFF YOUR CHAIR AND YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE IT IN A MILLION…..yes, we’re being sarcastic.

If you’ve been on social media anytime in the last twelve hours then you’ve seen “Hopper” and “He’s Alive” trending, and that tells you all you need to know. The only bad side is that everyone’s favorite unhinged cop has had better days. Now he’s stuck somewhere in the bowels of Soviet Russia with a shaved head, working with a chain gang. He’s got this, though. He’s Jim Bleeping Hopper. Any minute now he’s gonna break his chains, whip them around and strangle officers with ’em.

Except for a few weird outliers, there was never any doubt in any fan’s mind that David Harbour would still be on the show whenever it returns again. We really should thank Netflix and the Duffers for not wasting our time with this. He’s alive, he’s obviously alive, let’s move on.

Speaking of the Duffers, upon the release of this video, they told Variety “We’re excited to officially confirm that production on Stranger Things 4 is now underway—and even more excited to announce the return of Hopper. Although it’s not all good news for our ‘American’; he is imprisoned far from home in the snowy wasteland of Kamchatka, where he will face dangers both human…and other. Meanwhile, back in the states, a new horror is beginning to surface, something long buried, something that connects everything…”

Connects everything? There’s been a rumor that the distance now separating the Hawkins Scooby Gang may not soon matter, because some kind of portal connecting them would show up. This gives credence to that theory. Suppose you enter one portal to the Upside-Down in Indiana, and you exit another one in Maine. That would make the long distance relationships between Mike, El, Jonathan, and Nancy easier to pull off….except you’d need a shower after each trip.

No one knows when Stranger Things 4 will show up on Netflix. When the first teaser for 3 appeared, it was an entire year before the season surfaced….hopefully the wait won’t be as long this go-round.