And you thought they were defeated back in 1996. They’ve returned, their ships are bigger than ever, they now have antivirus software and their exhaust ports have Anti-Randy Quaid deflectors. It’s going to take a lot more than Will Smith quips to defeat the enemy this time, especially since he’s dead.
“While test piloting the the Earth Space Defense’s first alien hybrid fighter, an unknown malfunction causes the untimely death of Col. Hiller. Hiller’s valor in the War of 96 made him a beloved global icon whose selfless assault against the alien mothership lead directly to the enemy’s defeat. He is survived by his wife Jasmine and son Dylan.”
But who needs that Jaden-pushing Scientologist anymore? The most IMPORTANT actor is returning: Jeff Goldblum, with all the “ums” and “uhs” we haven’t heard in years! Vivica A. Fox will also be reprising Jasmine. And with the added posse of Bill Pullman, Brent Spiner, Judd Hirsch, Liam Hemsworth, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Jessie Usher, Maika Monroe, and Sela Ward, these uglies will never wish they’d attempted this a second time! (Will we? Reviews will tell.)
The trailer is below. You can watch it now, or you can wait until you see Star Wars because it’s more than likely playing before it. Independence Day: Resurgence hits theaters on…..NOT Independence Day (June 24, 2016, actually….they had one job….)