Why is that doll on the Island of Misfit Toys?

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Jack

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There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with her, she even says nice things like "How do you do!." So she wanted me to ask you all...

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? WHY AM I A MISFIT!????"


Jack :(
 

Jack

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Originally posted by Danielle
Aie! Killer toy, killer toy!

Yeesh, that thing looks like something out of an R.L. Stine book.....anybody wanna help me out here?

These comments aren't doing much for her temper, ya know...


Jack :eek:
 

Danielle

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There. {points}
Originally posted by Jack

These comments aren't doing much for her temper, ya know...


Uhh........{gulp} J-jack......a-are those......fangs?! :eek:


I-I'm sorry! I didn't m-mean to make fun of you! W-will you forgive me?

Please?
 

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Originally posted by Danielle
I-I'm sorry! I didn't m-mean to make fun of you! W-will you forgive me?

Please?

"I'LL FORGIVE YOU, DANIELLE, IF YOU LET ME BE YOUR DOLLY!"

Do as she says, Danielle, those aren't just fangs, they are fangs stollen from the bumble!


Jack :eek:
 

Danielle

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There. {points}
Re: It's not--

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
--you...doll, boobelah, baby. It's just that the Raggedy Ann people are hollering "lawsuit", and it was either lose our shirts or lose you. Don't think we don't like you or that you're getting the short end of it, chickee-baby. Think of it as an all-expenses paid vacation...permanent-like!

Phil Silvers moment.

The moment has passed. :p


BELCH..........WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! If you get her mad, she's gonna take it out on me!

No..........wait..........I know what you're doing..........this is about those nachos, isn't it? Geez, it was an accident! And I PROMISE to get you a new hat!


Jack:

What's a bumbl.......AIE!!! Uh..........yeah, but.........um.......hey, do ya want to be my sister's dolly? She'll just LOVE you! (trying to save her butt here...)
 

Danielle

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There. {points}
Originally posted by Thad Komorowski
Now people, lets all say "dollizajurk"! And every time say it faster!

dollizajurk
dollizajurk
dollizajerk
dollizajerk
DOLL IS A JERK!:p


(looking fearfully at the doll) Quit it! She's gonna kill me! *gulp* I didn't tell them to say that, I swear! He didn't mean it! (stuffs Thad's mouth full of dynamite) *RIGHT* THAD?
 

Singin' Stray Cat

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Hmm. I wonder.
Aww, that's a cute little doll! I think I'll order ten of 'em - and give them to my little sister. heeheehee....

(oops, did I post that? Hope she doesn't see it...) :p
 

Danielle

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There. {points}
Originally posted by Brandon Pierce

(brandon walks by and sees thad)
Cool, Thad! What's that neato candy you got!
(takes stick of dynamite out and eats it. it blows up brandon's head)
THAT' S A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL!!!

And what's the moral of today's story, kids?

Kids who just appeared there mainly as a plot device: "DON'T EAT SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN IN ANOTHER PERSON'S MOUTH!"

Very good! After all, the food you take out could make you sick--or blow up, either one--, and besides, why would you want to eat something that's been drowning in someone elses saliva? :p
 

Thad Komorowski

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MAKE HER MADDER! MAKE HER MADDER! MAKE HER MADDER!

It's a misfit because she was too cute for the market, and her cuteness was way to sickening for kids, that anyone that looked at her would puke out important organs....


-Thad
 

Danielle

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There. {points}
Originally posted by Thad Komorowski
MAKE HER MADDER! MAKE HER MADDER! MAKE HER MADDER!

It's a misfit because she was too cute for the market, and her cuteness was way to sickening for kids, that anyone that looked at her would puke out important organs....


Hey Thad, have a little sister? I'm SURE she'd love a cute little doll to play with....(evil smilie, evil smilie....gosh darn it, where's my mint collection of evil smilies?!)
 
Danielle whimpers:
BELCH..........WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! If you get her mad, she's gonna take it out on me!
No..........wait..........I know what you're doing..........this is about those nachos, isn't it? Geez, it was an accident! And I PROMISE to get you a new hat!
Nachos? Hat? What are you....? Nah, skip it. Actually, it was me doing my Sgt. Bilko impersonation to baffle the doll with my b.s. and distract her while you slipped away and out of the range of her wrath. By the time she figured out it was a ruse, you'd be safely in Canada.

She does look like lawyer bait for the Raggedy Ann people, though. Actually, wasn't she in a Johnny Bravo ep once? "In that place where normal things don't happen to ooften."
 

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Originally posted by Thad Komorowski
It's a misfit because she was too cute for the market, and her cuteness was way to sickening for kids, that anyone that looked at her would puke out important organs....
STOP THAD! YOU'RE KILLIN' ME! THAT'S HILARIOUS!:p

-pietro:D
 

Danielle

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There. {points}
Originally posted by DR. BELCH

Actually, it was me doing my Sgt. Bilko impersonation to baffle the doll with my b.s. and distract her while you slipped away and out of the range of her wrath. By the time she figured out it was a ruse, you'd be safely in Canada.

*CANADA*?! :eek: What, do you want to get me killed?!


(my apologies to the Canadians out there...I have been to Canada, and the people there are quite nice...but I had to think of SOME kind of retort... :eek: )

Nachos? Hat? What are you....? Nah, skip it.

You remember, at the last ToonZone Jamboree when I spilled that plate of nachos on your favorite---Y'know, you're right, let's skip it. :wakko:
 

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