Xerroo
Megas Fan
Hey everyone, it's been a REALLY REALLY long time.
No I'm not dead, just moved to other pastures, but I am back. I wrote up a few new episodes (and went back and rewrote a bunch of old ones because they were really garbage) Since this is my topic I started, I should be able to revive it right? RIGHT!?
But I digress. Here is a rewrite for the Great Mega-Slush Robbery
The Great Mega-Slush robbery.
*The episode starts on a frozen planet similar to the ones the cryohoks lived on. There are small purple skinned aliens that resemble the Kraho in Ben 10 Omniverse. They all look up in the sky to see a giant green war ship over them. They talk amongst themselves. Suddenly a bay door opens up from the underside of the ship. Out come 4 giant towers which impale themselves to the ground. Later a laser beam is fired from the ship and they see the beam traveling from one beacon to another. The aliens get angry and hold out spears. They go to one of the beacons and try to impale it but their spears are weak. Soon a few aliens riding giant bear like aliens come by. The bear aliens roar and begin to push one of the towers. The tower starts to lean over. From the ship Cerulean solders come down and enter tank mode. They head to one of the towers and begin firing upon the aliens. The aliens scatter away. Some go towards the robots and throw their spears at them, but they bounce off. This causes them to transform into their robot mode. It does a triple screen of the robots transforming. They begin attacking the aliens. One tries to ram a robot but it smacks the bear alien away with an arm. As the Ceruleans and these purple skinned aliens fight, the beam reaches the third beacon and heads to the fourth. The purple skinned aliens try to take out the last beacon, but then another robot comes down. It transforms into its robot mode. It's Dralig. He lets out a sinister grin, then aims at the aliens blasting them away. Dralig then turns to see the 4th beacon get hit. The chunk of land begins to get extracted from the planet. The purple aliens retreat and get off the area of land being lifted. They look up to see their village being extracted from the planet. They all look sad. The area of land is put into the ship. The ship then takes off. Inside, Dralig heads to his chair where he sits and smiles at another successful extraction. Another door opens and a robot enters and salutes him*
Dralig: Status report.
Advisor: *Voice actor is Corey Burton* We were able to successfully extract another chunk of ice. The water it should provide our coolant systems should last us a few weeks....at most. *
Dralig: We would not be in this situation if it were not for that accursed guardian. We were fortunate enough to survive our last encounter, rebuild our ship and soon, we will find a new planet to call our home. Now, should our paths ever cross again, I will personally see to it that he pays dearly. *To his advisor* Locate the next planet with ice reserves and head there. *As he works the giant computer, another robot enters and talks to the advisor. The advisor nods*
Advisor: Sir! About....the guardian. We have intel that might interest you.
Dralig: Have you now?
Advisor: Yes. We have discovered his location of origin! *He works the computer. It shows the planet Earth. * He resides here on the planet Earth!
Dralig: *Looks and strokes his chin* Hmm....not much ice. Would probably last us at least 3 deca-cycles. I suppose it will do.
Advisor: That's not all. We discovered something else! *He works the computer again. It zooms in on Earth and shows Jersey City. It shows Coop on Megas drinking a Mega-Slush. A green square targets the slush and analyzes it*
Dralig: What is that?
Advisor: It appears to be some kind of super-coolant! We were able to acquire a sample from one of our scouting drones! After analyzing it we discovered that even a small drop can keep our coolant systems working for eons!
Dralig: Is that so? *Smiles* How fitting it is that this super coolant resides on the same planet that the guardian hails from. I think it's time to repay the favor. Set a course for Earth! Soon we will no longer need to hunt for ice. We will have all the ice we need.
Advisor: At once my liege. *He works the computer. the giant ship then turns and heads towards Earth*
Dralig: An eye for an eye guardian. An eye for an eye.
*Title screen plays*
The Great Mega-Slush robbery.
*The scene is now Jersey City. A robot that looks like Blitzwing from Transformers Animated goes flying into a bunch of buildings. He looks up to see Megas stand before him. Coop is cracking his knuckles which causes Megas to do the same. Coop has a smug grin. The robot gets up and fires at Megas. However, the attack misses Megas. Coop and Jamie look at each other and grin. Megas then punches the robot in the face hard. It falls down. Megas then steps on the robot crushing it. Megas moves its hands to signal a job well done. Both Coop and Jamie laugh. *
Coop: Oh man! Did you see the way I handled that guy!?
Jamie: Yeah! He couldn't even touch you!
Coop: I'm telling you guys. This whole saving the world thing is getting easier and easier! *Coop and Jamie do the rock on pose thingy. *
Kiva: Well as successful as you were, would it kill you to at least try to keep the city in one piece? *It pans out showing the city destroyed. Sound of an engine vrooming is heard*
Coop: Sorry Kiva. Force of habit.
Jamie: Hey Coop. Know what would make this victory even sweeter? If we had a nice.
Coop: Uhhahahaha
Jamie: Tall *Coop tongue is hanging out*
Coop: Hahahah!
Jamie: Frosty!
Coop: DUIDGJJAHAHAHA!!!
Jamie: Mega-Slush!
Coop: Daaah!! *He drools on the console*
Kiva: Coop watch out! You'll short circuit the control panel!
Coop: I hear they got the new bubble gum flavor down at the Speedy Mart by corner drive!
Jamie: No kidding? I've been wanting to try that flavor out forever. I hear they put actual gum in the drink.
Coop: Well. I know where we're going next! *Megas walks over the other way to the Speedy Mart. Along it way it smashes cars and stuff. People get out of their cars and shake their fists at Megas. At the Speedy Mart, Coop is upset. * What!? What do you mean you're out of Mega-Slush!?
Clerk: *Voice is Greg Eagles* Sorry Coop. The machines are out of order. They've been overworked for the past 3 days.
Coop: What!?
Clerk: Man, it's been over 90 degrees for 3 days! I've had lines out the door! I'm sorry Coop but it's out of commission until it gets fixed. The repairman should be coming later this afternoon around 5. *Coop looks at the watch. It's 2:30 PM*
Jamie: I guess we could try uncle Tony's. But it's on the other side of the city.
Coop: Oooh! Good Idea. *As they walk out it shows a tv with the news on. *
Newscaster: *Voice actor is Kevin Michael Richardson* And in other news, strange seismic activity has been occurring near the edges of Jersey City. While seismologists are puzzled at this recent development, there have been unconfirmed reports of a strange pillar of light moving near the vicinity of the seismic activity along with what appears to be 4 strange towers. *Outside, the gang are by one of the legs of Megas. *
Coop: All right! Next stop! Uncle Tony's!
Kiva: You do realize that this is pointless, correct? *Small pause*
Coop: What do you mean?
Kiva: You installed a food replicator in Megas! You could get a mega-slush anytime you wanted!
Coop: *Smiles* Oh yeah. Forgot about that. *Coop goes up to the leg and presses a button* Megas-Slush: 49 ounces! Flavor: Bubble gum! Make it 2 of em! *The compartment on Magas’s leg produces 2 Mega-Slushies, the liquid is yellow in color. He gives one to Jamie, they smack their cups together and proceed to drink. * Ahhh! *A sound of a kid crying is heard. Coop looks to see 2 kids sitting on the sidewalk. One is Little Tommy. He looks upset. A blond-haired boy is with him and he is crying. 2 Slushie's then dangle in front of the kids. They look up. * Here you go kids! On the house! *They stand up and grab the slushies. They both drink and smile*
Little Tommy: Cooooool.
Kid: *Voice actor is Wendee Lee* Thank you mister! *They walk away happily. Coop smiles*
Jamie: Dude, why are you giving Mega-Slushies away!? You should have made them pay for it!
Coop: Come on Jamie. That ain't cool.
Jamie: It's 90 degrees outside, the only Mega-slush place in the area is out of order, and you have an 80-foot robot that can create any food item with a push of a button! I say we take full advantage of this.
Kiva: Jamie. Megas isn't to be used in some money-making scheme!
Jamie: It's not a scheme. Just think of it as a legitimate business opportunity! *Kiva raises an eyebrow. The scene then shifts to Coop's house. There is a line of people by a table. Megas is next to them standing proudly. Jamie is sitting at a table. He is wearing sunglasses and next to him is a metal box. There is a sign that reads "Mega-Slush: $10.99. A man in a business suit is up next and he reads the sign. *
Phil: *Voice actor is Jeff Bennett* 11 dollars for a slushie!? That's highway robbery! I could get a slushie at half the price at Uncle Tony's!
Jamie: You could do that, but then you'll have to drive all the way across the city spending time and money, not to mention gas since it's a pretty long drive. Or you could just pay right here for a nice tall slushie right now. *As Jamie talks, it shows a beam cutting through the city in the background. No one seems to notice it yet. *
Phil: I guess you're right. What flavors you got?
Jamie: You name it, we make it!
Phil: Fine. Give me a Banana Pina Colada! *Pays Jamie*
Jamie: You got it! One Banana Pina Colada Mega-Slush coming up! *Coop hears this and has Megas create the slush as requested. Kiva just facepalms and shakes her head. Coop gives the slushie to the man and he drinks. He smiles*
Phil: Hmm....not bad! *He walks away. Jamie counts the money he has and puts it in the box. The box is stuffed with cash*
Jamie: Man. I love the free market. *Goat is next up to order*
Goat: 11 bucks for a slushie? What kind of racket are you running man? Don't I get like a friend discount or something?
Jamie: Sorry Goat. It wouldn't be fair for the other paying customers. 11 bucks.
Goat: Geez! *Pays Jamie. Coop then comes with a green slushie. Goat drinks it and walks away. Jamie counts the money and puts in the box. *
Jamie: Another satisfied customer! *Jamie looks at Coop and Kiva and does the rock on pose while pointing to the box of cash. Coop smiles while Kiva sighs, meanwhile on the Pulaski Skyway, it shows several cars driving into Jersey City. They are at a pay toll. As they stop, a beam cuts across the skyway destroying the toll booth. People yell and complain how they can't pay now. Above, it shows Dralig's ship as he watches on a map the beam's path. His advisor comes in*
Advisor: Sir. The cutter laser has should be reaching the 3rd within the hour! It should only take several more for the area to be completely extracted!
Dralig: And the guardian?
Advisor: No sign of him at the moment!
Dralig: Good. Best not to get his attention yet. We'll deal with him in due time. But first we should extract this area. Then we should have all the coolant we need. *It shows the beam cutting through the ocean and heading to the next portion of the city. Back at the gang. It shows Coop giving a purple slushie to a woman wearing blue and yellow (She's cameo'd in various things including battle royale & Terminate Her). She walks away. Jamie counts the money and stuffs it into the box*
Jamie: Pleasure doing business with you! *To Coop* Dude. We've already made over 1,000 dollars!
Coop: Nice!
Jamie: I knew this was a good idea. I figure we could split the profits 50/50 between us.
Coop: What about Kiva?
Jamie: *Looks at Kiva who has taken out her portable scanner and is scanning the area* What about her? She didn't do anything. So, she gets jack squat. So. What are you gonna do with your share of the money?
*Daydream*
*The music "Tippsy Trippsy" plays. It shows Coop driving up with gold plated rims. The sound of a car horn is heard. It then shows Goat and Tiny look at the car*
Goat: Nice tires man!
Tiny: Looking good Coop!
Coop: Hahah! *Drives off*
*Back to reality. Kiva walks up to them*
Kiva: If you two are done using Megas as your personal meal ticket, we need to go and check something out. I'm picking up strange seismic activity nearby. It doesn't appear to be a natural occurrence either.
Jamie: What's that supposed to mean?
Kiva: I'm not sure but whatever it is, it’s moving in a straight line, then changing direction. This could be the Glorft up to something.
Jamie: Can it wait? I've got customers! *It shows a line of people with their wallets holding money to pay for a slushie*
Kiva: You can stay here if you want. We don't need you to come along.
Jamie: But I kinda need Megas since it has the food replicator on it, and I don't want to haul the one in Coop's basement up here either.
Coop: Come on Jamie. I'm sure they probably fixed the Mega-Slush machine at the Speedy Mart by now anyway.
Jamie: Yeah. I guess you're right. *Jamie puts up a sign that says "Closed". The patrons groan. Coop, Jamie, and Kiva are now in the car on top of Megas. *
Kiva: It seems whatever the tremor is, it’s moving in another direction. It also appears to be concentrated in a small area. As if someone or something is controlling it.
Jamie: Well, let's find out what it is so we can smash it and I can get back to making money. *Megas flies away and heads for the seismic area. *
Coop: So, any ideas what we're supposed to be looking for?
Kiva: I'm not sure. Just be on the lookout for anything out of the ordinary. *Jamie looks and points to a giant laser traveling along the ground by them*
Jamie: I'd say that giant laser cutting through the ground is out of the ordinary. *They see the giant laser near them cutting the ground up. *
Coop: Hey....wait a minute! Something about this seems familiar. *Small pause*
Kiva: The Ceruleans!
Coop: You mean them ice stealing chumps are here!? I thought we destroyed them when I blew up their planet.
Kiva: Apparently, they survived. But why are they trying to extract Jersey City? There isn't any ice here for them to use.
Jamie: Maybe they found out that Coop lives here and wanted revenge.
Coop: Wouldn't be the first time that's happened.
Kiva: Even if that were the case, there is still no point as there is barely any ice in Jersey City. Anyway, we better put a stop to this. There's an extraction beacon up ahead!
Coop: Right! *Megas flies towards the extraction beacon. Aboard the ship, a red dot blinks*
Advisor: Sir! The guardian is approaching the 3rd beacon!
Dralig: Hm. So much for being discreet. I guess we should give him a warm welcome. Have all available units engage! We are going to extract this area and there is nothing that the guardian can do to stop us! *The ship bay doors open and out come multiple solders in their tank form. They transform into robot mode and fly towards Megas. In Megas. Multiple blips show up on the monitor*
Kiva: They've been expecting us! Coop be careful!
Coop: Don't worry. I got this! *The robots fire upon Megas. Megas dodges. Megas goes up to one of the robots and knees it in the stomach. Then turn the robot around and rips the robots arms off. Megas then throws its remains at another robot. They fire more shots at Megas. Megas fires its fist at a bunch destroying them all. * Hahah! *Some Ceruleans that were already on the ground transform into tank mode and aim at Megas. They fire rounds at Megas. Megas gets hit. * Woah!
Jamie: Ahhh! *Coop looks at the Ceruleans on the ground. Megas comes down and lands. Megas grabs one of the tanks by their gun turret and swings it into another. Both explode. The remaining ceruleans transform into robots and fire upon Megas. Megas opens up and fires missiles at the robots destroying them. Meanwhile the laser beam continues to travel through the city. It destroys a POP TV billboard and is edging closer to the beacon. *
Kiva: Coop! We don't have time to deal with them! The beam is going to hit the beacon soon! *Coop looks at the beacon. He goes to it and grabs the homing portion off the tower* Coop? You do remember that it homes in on its location, right? You need to get rid of it and fast!
Coop: Just a sec! *Megas flies around the area. As he flies, he passes several Cerulean solders. The look up and see the beam. *
Solder: *Voice actor is Dorian Harewood* Uh oh. *The beam incinerates the solders as it passes by them. Back on the ship, it shows the red blip moving erratically. *
Advisor: Sir! The guardian has the homing beacon!
Dralig: So... he’s going to try and destroy my ship again, is he? Not this time. I've come prepared for this very situation. *To his advisor* Switch the laser cutter's control to manual! Head to the final beacon.
Advisor: Understood your lordship! *The advisor works the controls. As Megas flies away from the beam, it starts to veer off to the right. Jamie turns around and looks at the beam*
Jamie: Uh...why is the beam going that way? Shouldn't it be following us? *Kiva uses her scanner computer thing*
Kiva: Dralig must have changed the controls to manual! He's controlling the beam directly! *On the monitor it shows a pink dot headed to a red dot. * It's going straight for the final beacon! Once it hits, he can fully extract Jersey City!
Coop: Ain't no one extracting nothing! I'm gonna take this fight directly to him! *Megas throws the beacon it was holding away. It hits a downed robot making both explode. Megas starts to fly up towards the ship. On board, the advisor sees this and tries to aim the beam at Megas. * Woah! *Megas dodges the beam and continues to make its way towards the Cerulean ship. Meanwhile, back aboard the ship, the advisor is trying to hit Megas with the cutter beam*
Dralig: No! *The Advisor looks at Dralig* Do not veer off course! Just continue to the final beacon!
Advisor: And what about the guardian!?
Dralig: How much of that coolant sample do we have?
Advisor: Only the one. Why? *Dralig gets up from his chair*
Dralig: Keep the guardian occupied for now. I will deal with him shortly. *He walks out of the control room. Meanwhile Megas continues to make its way to the flagship. The bay doors open again and more solders come down to fight Megas*
Jamie: Here come more! *They fire upon Megas who just dodges the attack and fire back firing blasts from its wrists. Some robots explode. A few manage to grab Megas and tackle it making it fall down. Coop presses some buttons, and Megas grabs one of the robots and throws it off of it. Megas then takes the other robot and fires a point-blank blast from its chest. Megas continues to make its way up. The advisor sees this*
Advisor. *To several robots* Shut the bay doors! Quickly! The guardian must not get in! *2 robots press a button. One flips a lever, as Megas flies it sees the bay doors shutting. *
Coop: *Smug grin* Come on! Do these chumps honestly think shutting the doors is gonna stop Megas!? Well, they got another thing coming! *Megas speeds up and manages to squeeze inside the flagship before it can fully shut. * Knock knock! *Multiple solders run to engage Megas*
Solder 2: *Voice actor is Dorian Harewood* Our orders are clear! We must defend the laser cutter at all costs! We must destroy the guardian! *The other robots ready their weapons. Megas punches a robot. It hits the wall. Other robots fire on Megas. Megas ducks behind some equipment. Coop presses a button. One of the hands go inside Megas, it then comes out holding a grenade like device. Megas then chucks it at the robots. They look at it. A whirring sound is heard, followed by an explosion. More robots go flying into walls. Megas gets back up and runs into the fray. It punches a robot. Then gives another one an uppercut. Then grabs a robot and gives it a suplex into another robot. A robot tries to punch Megas but it blocks the attack. Megas then punches its head clear off. Megas then flies into the air as the robots fire upon Megas but Megas fires a machine gun blast at the robots and a few get destroyed. A robot aims its blaster at Megas and fires some missiles, but Megas dodges them. Megas then comes and grabs one of the robots and throws them into more robots destroying them. Then some of the other robots run towards Megas and try to take down Megas but Coop press a button and Megas rips off the arms of one robot and smacks him down into a bunch of other robots. *
Coop: Man. I could do this all day! *More robots fire upon Megas but Megas comes down and starts running into the fray and begins punching and bashing mechs. Megas rips off the head of a robot and then Megas fires a laser blast at more robots destroying them. then a robot hits Megas. *
Coop/Jamie/Kiva: Woah! *Megas turns around to see the robot who shot him. However, another grabs Megas from behind. The robot who shot Megas before aims and charges up again. He fires another blast at Megas, but Megas does a backflip, freeing itself from the robot holding it. Instead, the blast hits the robot that was holding Megas putting a huge hole in it. *
Kiva: *Using her scanner* Coop, we don't have a lot of time. Quit wasting time fighting these robots and get to the controls of the laser cutter!
Coop: Right. I'll wrap this up! *Megas creates the cool energy sword and slashes down several more robots destroying them. The remaining solders look at Megas* Any of you other chumps want a piece of this!? *One of the robots looks to its right. A light is beeping from its chest. He presses it. *
Solder 3: *Voice actor is Jeff Bennet* Understood. *To the rest of the solders* New orders! We are to pull back and begin preparations for the extraction! *The remaining solders retreat. The gang just looks at them. *
Coop: Yeah! You chumps better run!
Kiva: I don't think they're retreating....
Jamie: Then why are they running away?
Dralig: Because...I plan to deal with you personally. *The gang looks up ahead. We see parts of a robot that is now silver in color. It first shows the robot's arm. Then it shows the robot's chest area. Then it shows the top of the robot itself. As it does this it makes the shing noise. It pans out to reveal that it is Dralig, now with a new armor as well as a silver paint job. * We meet again guardian.
Coop: You!
Dralig: Surprised to see me Guardian?
Jamie: Is it me, do does this guy look different from before. Wasn't he green?
Coop: *To Dralig* Hey yo! Nice paint job! Too bad I'm gonna smash you up!
Dralig: Oh, I'm afraid you won't be "smashing" up anything.
Kiva: Why are you here!? There isn't enough ice here in Jersey for you to use!
Dralig: Oh, but that is where you are wrong.
Kiva: What!? How!?
Dralig: Why not face me and find out. *He does the bring it on pose with a smug grin. Megas revs up the engines. Both get into fighting stance. It does a split screen of Megas and Dralig. Both start to run at each other. Megas goes to punch Dralig. The music stops. The screen shows that Megas had punched Dralig, but he does not move. He grabs Megas’s arm and moves it away from him. Coop, Jamie, and Kiva are surprised. * Hm... didn’t feel a thing. *Dralig throws Megas by its arm and Megas hits a wall. Megas gets up we see Coop with an angry look on his face. Megas runs up to Dralig and delivers a jump roundhouse kick. It his Dralig clear in his face, but once again he does not budge. Coop is surprised, then he grrs. Megas jumps away from Dralig. Megas then opens up and fires machine gun blasts at Dralig. He just walks towards Megas unabated*
Jamie: Dude it's not working! *Megas then fires a huge missile at Dralig. A huge explosion occurs. When the smoke clears it shows Dralig unharmed. He dusts off his chest area, then looks at Megas. *
Coop: No way.... *Dralig runs up to Megas and gives Megas an uppercut. The gang yell. Then it shows Dralig grabbing Megas by the car part and pushes Megas down. *The screen shakes and the gang cringe. Megas gets up, only to get hit by Dralig's gun. Megas goes into a wall. Megas slowly gets up again. *
Dralig: As you can see guardian, you are way out of your league. *Kiva scans*
Kiva: He's right! Dralig's energy readings are off the charts! I'm not sure how but he's much stronger since our last encounter!
Coop: No way! I ain't gonna lose to some ice stealing chump! *Megas gets into a fighting pose. Dralig aims his cannon at Megas. He fires a powerful blast. It hits Megas dead on. The gang scream and beeping sounds are heard. Megas hits the wall yet again. When Megas gets up it is electrocuting. *
Dralig: I am far more powerful than ever before. And it's all thanks to you guardian.
Jamie: Man! What is he talking about!?
Coop: How should I know!
Dralig: Because of you, I was able to discover that your miserable planet holds an incredible super coolant. One that not only keeps our systems regulated indefinitely, but enhances our powers as well.
Coop: Super coolant? Just what the heck is he talking abo-*Coop comes to a realization. To Kiva* Wait....you don't think he means. *Kiva scans Dralig's systems. She discovers that he put a Mega-Slush into his fusion core*
Kiva: He does. Apparently, a Mega-Slush acts a power enhancer and energy coolant for the Ceruleans! That must be why he was extracting Jersey City! For the Mega-Slush!
Dralig: Correct. And once your precious "Jersey City" is completely extracted, I'll have enough to power up my entire army. *
Coop: Not if I got anything to say about it! *Megas aims at Dralig. The hands go inside. Megas charges up energy. Coop presses 3 buttons in a row. Megas fires a powerful energy blast at Dralig. Dralig just keeps walking towards Megas. On the monitor it flashes "DANGER: OVERHEAT"*
Kiva: Coop! Stop! You're going to overheat Megas! *Coop just increases the power. However, Dralig continues to come to Megas. Coop puts the blast on full power. The beam gets bigger, but Dralig keeps pushing forward. * Coop enough! Megas can't take anymore! *Soon Megas stops and shuts down. Megas goes on its knees*
Coop: That ain't good. *Dralig kicks Megas down*
Dralig: And now to finish you off. *He aims his blaster at Megas. His advisor contacts him*
Advisor: Your excellency! The area is ready for extraction!
Dralig: Good. Begin the extraction! *His advisor pushes a button. From the bay doors a gravity generator appears. It activates and begins to pull Jersey City from its foundation. Back on Earth people are looking up wondering what is happening. People scream and run in fear. At the junkyard, it shows Goat looking up with his Mega-Slush. *
Goat: Man, what the heck is going on! *Jersey City starts to lift up from the ground and fly towards the sky. The 4 towers activate and create a protective barrier and the city heads up into space. From the ship, 4 tethers come down and connect to the towers acting as a harness to the giant city. Jersey City eventually leaves the atmosphere and is in space. People are looking up clamoring what's going on. * Oh man. What did Coop do this time!? *Meanwhile back on the ship*
Advisor: The extraction is complete!
Dralig: Excellent. Send a team down to recover more of this coolant. Then begin preparations for full planetary invasion. But first, we have some worthless trash to take care of. *Dralig walks away. 2 robots grab Megas by the arms and drag Megas following Dralig. *
Jamie: Coop! Do something!
Coop: *Tries to start up Megas, but nothing happens* No good! Megas is shot!
Kiva: Megas needs to cool off before we can do anything right now!
Jamie: Well, it better do it quick! *Dralig goes into another room with Megas being dragged in to. There is another set of bay doors. *
Dralig: Well Coop. Did you honestly think would best me a second time? *It shows 2 robots bring up a supply crate and in it are many 49. oz Mega Slushies in Tri-Chamber cups. A small device grabs a slush and flies up to a robot. The robot opens up its core system. The slush flies into the core. The robot then shuts its chest. The robot's armor changes from Green to silver. It does this with multiple robots. As this happens Dralig speaks* Even as I speak, my army is being super-charged by this new coolant. It's hard to imagine how something so small could be so powerful. And yet you people mindlessly consume it as if it was nothing. And once my entire army is super-charged, we can begin the next phase of our plan. You see, we originally came to your planet with the intention of blowing it up as you had mine.
Jamie: *To Coop and Kiva* Told you he came here for revenge.
Dralig: But once I learned of just how powerful this "Mega-Slush" as you call it is, I had other plans in mind. I'm going to take over your entire planet and use it as our new base of operations. And I'll use you Earthers as slave labor to create more of this "Mega-Slush" for us so we can increase our power even further.
Coop: No way! I ain't gonna be NO slave to anyone!
Dralig: No, you won't. Because I'm going to dispose of you right now. Keeping you alive would be a liability so before I Invade your planet, I'm going to get rid of you once and for all.
Advisor: Sir! We've approached the singularity!
Dralig: Open the bay doors! *He does so. The gang look to see a giant black hole by the ship. *
Jamie: Oh man! *2 robots bring Megas to the edge of the doors and let him go. Megas still can't do anything. Dralig walks up to Megas and kicks it out of the bay doors. Megas goes hurtling towards the black hole. *
Advisor: Shall we return to Earth your lordship!?
Dralig: No. I want to see their deaths with my own eyes. *Megas continues to head toward the Black hole in space. *
Jamie: Coop hurry up and get us out of here! *Coop tries to work the engines but to no avail. It just sputters*
Coop: No good! Megas is still overheated!
Kiva: Unfortunately, by the time Megas can start up again, we'll be pulled into the black hole!!
Jamie: And even if we manage to escape, Dralig will just probably shoot us down! Isn't there anything we can do? *Zooms in on Coop*
*Flashback*
*At Jersey City High School, it shows a sign that says "Book Report Due Tomorrow” Coop and Jamie have not started the book report yet. Coop has an idea. He goes to the Speedy Mart and gets 2 extra-large cups. Then fills them with all the flavors of Mega-Slush they have. Then shakes them up really good. Coop and Jamie drink and their pupils dilate. It shows a montage of them reading, writing, and working on the book report all throughout the night. The next day they are at their desks fast asleep. The large teacher from "Battle Royale" is shown handing out papers. While she looks disgruntled at Coop and Jamie asleep, she gives them their grade for the book report, which was an A+*
*Back to reality*
Coop: I know a way!
Jamie/Kiva: How?
Coop: First! I'm gonna need a slushie!
Kiva: *As Coop presses buttons and stuff this wires the Food replicator to produce food directly to the car* Coop! Now isn't the time for you to get yourself a drink!
Coop: Ohhohoho! This ain't for me! *Coop grabs a Mic* Give me a 72-ounce Megas-Slush! *Close up of Coop's eyes and the top of his nose* All 53 flavors! *A giant rainbow glowing Mega-Slush is produced for Coop. He grabs it with 2 hands. *
Jamie: Coop what are you going to do with that?
Kiva: Coop you can't just put a Mega Slush into Megas's fusion core! You don't know what kind of effect it could have!
Coop: Hey. If it worked for the ice stealing losers then I figure it's worth a shot! *Coop presses a button with his elbow. His seat goes down into Megas. Meanwhile back on the ship Dralig continues to watch with anticipation of Magas’s demise. He has a smug grin on his face. Megas continues to head towards the singularity.*
Jamie: Man, whatever Coop is doing he'd better do it quick! *Jamie looks at the black hole getting closer. * Ahhh! *Coop comes back from inside Megas*. Finally! What took you!?
Coop: All right! Let's hope this works! *Coop turns the keys. Megas still continues to sputter. Coop keeps turning the key* Come on.... Come on. *The engines rev up and the thrusters activate* Yes! *Coop steps on the gas and tries to break free from the gravitational pull of the black hole, but the pull is too strong for Megas*
Jamie: It's not working! *Coop steps on the gas harder and the boosters increase in power, but still to no avail*
Coop: Come on! COME ON! *Megas slowly falls toward the Black Hole; it then sucks Megas in.*
Coop/Jamie/Kiva: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Megas gets sucked into the void. The black hole then closes trapping Megas in the void. Back on the ship. Dralig watches from the bay door opening. *
Dralig: Farewell Coop. You were a worthy adversary. *Turns around*. Emphasis on "WERE” *Walks away. The bay doors shut. Dralig walks back to the control room* Set a course back to Earth. *Smug grin* It’s time we made ourselves at home. *His advisor works the controls. The ship turns around with Jersey City in tow. They back to Earth. *
*Back at the area where the black hole was, a flash occurs. Then another. Followed by several more flashes. Suddenly another void opens up. Megas comes out of the void. It then closes. Inside we see Coop, Jamie, and Kiva breathing heavily and sweating. *
Coop: Ok. Let's hope that we never. Ever. EVER! Have to do that again!
Kiva: I'm just surprised that we were able to even escape at all! *Scans Megas on the monitor it shows 4 rows of text with a rainbow-colored bar next to each line of text. It says in the following order: POWER, SPEED, SMASHING, BLASTING* Coop whatever you put into Magas’s core must have hyper charged all of its systems!
Coop: Nice!
Jamie: So now what?
Coop: Now we go get my town back! *Megas flies towards Earth. Back at Dralig's ship. It shows Jersey City again and people are just looking up at the sky and see Earth. People talk about what's going on. *
Goat: *To some guy* So....are we supposed to just float endlessly in space? *The man shrugs. Goat drinks his Mega-Slush. Meanwhile aboard Dralig's ship. We see him sitting on his chair while it shows the Earth coming into view. His advisor, now silver in color along with the rest of the Ceruleans goes up to Dralig and salutes*
Advisor: You're lordship. Everyone has been administered the super coolant upgrade and we've received another batch of coolant from the extraction point. Just give the order and we can begin the invasion.
Dralig: Excellent. Once we've established ourselves on Earth, we can then expand our power even further and-*The area shakes and Dralig is seen cringing. Crashing noises are heard as the screen shakes. Some robots stumble and fall. They quickly get up* What’s happening!?
Advisor: *Runs to the controls. He enters stuff in.* We’re under attack!! *More shaking occurs and crashing sounds are heard. Dralig gets up and shoves his advisor out of the way*
Dralig: Out of the way! *Dralig works the controls and shows a visual of Megas flying towards them while firing blasts. Dralig gets O.O eyes. * Impossible!
Coop: WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! *Megas fires more blasts at the ship. *
Kiva: Easy Coop! They still have Jersey City with them!
Coop: Oh. Right. Forgot. *Dralig appears on the monitor*
Dralig: You!
Coop: *Appearing on his monitor* Yeah me!
Dralig: I saw you go through the void! How could you possibly manage to escape!?
Coop: It wasn't easy!
Dralig: Hm. No matter. Even though you managed to escape the singularity, we still have the upper hand. All of my men have been enhanced thanks to the Super-Coolant *As he says this it pans to the right showing robot solders in silver* There is nothing you can do to stop us.
Coop: Look here buddy! I didn't just travel across the universe, fight off a bunch of you transforming freaks, AND narrowly escape with my life from a black hole just so I can go home empty-handed! I'm TAKING BACK MY TOWN, AND I'M TAKING BACK THE MEGA-SLUSH THAT YOU STOLE FROM ME! And there ain't nothing you can do to stop me!
Jamie: Uh Coop. *It zooms out, showing Dralig's ship. The sound of an engine vrooming is heard* He’s got an entire army on you. He's stopping you right now.
Coop: We'll see! *The docking bay doors open up and out come many robots to face against Megas. As they fly towards Megas, they fire their blasters at Megas. As Megas gets hit, the screen shakes and we see the gang cringing. The shaking stops* Kiva damage report!
Kiva: *Scans* Actually....there is none. Our defensive capabilities have increased at least 53-fold, thanks to your putting a Mega-Slush into Magas’s core systems.
Jamie: So, wait...we're like invincible?
Kiva: For lack of a better term? Yes.
Coop: *Close up on Coop's face* Nice! *Megas grabs a robot and punches it in the face destroying it. Megas then fires a laser at another one destroying it too. More robots fly near Megas and fire their blasters Megas just takes the shots as if they were nothing. Megas grabs one robot and rips off its arms then smashes it away with one of the arms. Another robot tries to punch Megas, but it blocks the punch. Megas then punches the robot away. * Hahah! *Megas then goes to another robot and grabs it by its legs and spins around. It then throws the robot towards the protective dome where Jersey City is. In the city, people look up to see a robot hit the barrier wall, then slide down slowly. As this happens the sound of a window wiper is heard as well as the music stops. The sound of a small crash is then heard. Back up in space, the music continues. A bunch of robots lined up next to each other activate their thrusters and fly towards Megas. Coop has a smug grin on his face. Megas then aims downward and the hands go inside. Megas then fires out what appears to be bombs that stay in place. They are lined up the same way the robots headed to Megas. Then Megas puts its arms together to seemingly create the cool energy sword, however Coop subverts this and instead creates an energy hockey stick*
Jamie: Did you just create a hockey stick out of raw energy? Nice! *Megas goes to the first bomb on the left and uses the energy hockey stick to slap shot the bomb into the robot. It hits a robot and it explodes. Megas continues to do this as the robots get hit from left to right and explode. Inside the ship, Dralig grrs. More robots get hit by the bombs that Megas hits with the energy hockey stick* GOAL! *Another robot explodes* GOAL! *Another robot gets hit and explodes* HAT TRICK! *Back at Jersey City, it shows people looking up at Megas fighting the Ceruleans, they are cheer for Megas. Goat and Tiny are among them rooting for Coop. Back up above, Megas fires the last bomb into a robot blowing it up. Organ music plays* And the crowd goes wild! *Coop and Jamie do the rock on pose thing. *
Dralig: No. This is not possible! *Megas pulls back and punches another robot. Then using the energy hockey stick. Slapshots a robots head off. This causes the hockey stick to dissipate. Megas then opens up and fires a bunch of missiles at robots and they explode. Back in Jersey City, it shows the explosions and everyone continues cheering. Back up above. Megas is seen moving its hands to signal a job well done. Coop does this as well. Dralig appears on the monitor* How were you able to take out my men so quickly and flawlessly!?
Coop: You ain't the only bot around here to use a Mega-Slush as a power upgrade! Oh, and thanks for the idea! Worked out better than expected!
Dralig: You may be strong enough take on me and my men, but no one is strong enough to withstand a blast at point blank range. *He presses a button and aims the laser cutter right at Megas. He turns up the lever to full power. It charges up. *
Jamie: Coop? *Dralig presses a button and the laser fires*
Coop: Uh oh. *The beam completely envelops Megas*
Coop/Jamie/Kiva: AAAAAHHHHHH!!! *The screen gets brighter and brighter and shakes. Megas completely disappears within the beam. Dralig is heard laughing as the beam dissipates. *
Dralig: Hahahahahah. Hahahahahah! *He looks. It zooms in on his face. The sound of a car coming to a screeching halt is heard* What!? *It pans over to outside to show Megas completely unharmed. Parts of Megas sparkle. Coop and Jamie are laughing, while Kiva does nothing. *
Coop: That the best you really got!?
Dralig: Graah! *Presses a button again, the beam fires once again. Megas flies through the beam and heads towards the cannon itself. Dralig grrs as Megas continues to fly through the beam. Eventually Megas makes it to the cannon itself. Megas then rips the cannon off of the ship. This causes the controls to short circuit, then explode. This makes Dralig stumble and fall* No! *Dralig gets back up*
Advisor: Sir! The laser cannon has been ripped off of the ship! *Coop appears on the monitor*
Coop: Ok chumps! We're coming in! *Megas flies through an opening from the laser cutter cannon. Robots come to fight Megas again. The robots fire at Megas, but the attacks do nothing. Megas goes to a robot and punches it in the face then rips off its arms, then using the arms it beams up another robot hitting its head off. Then it throws the arms into another robot destroying it. Then Megas fires a wave of missiles at another robot but the robot shoots the missiles down with its canon. Coop and Jamie look at each other, then at the robot. Megas just punches the robot and it hits a wall making it explode. Megas fights its away out of the room where the laser canon is stored and makes its way into the hall. Kiva uses her computer*
Kiva: Coop! There's a storage unit with more Mega-Slush up ahead! If we can get it back, then Dralig won't be able to power himself up any further!
Coop: I'm on it! *Megas runs through the hall punching and bashing robots in his way. They try to fire at it but Megas is just too fast. Back in the control room they see a blue dot headed for a room*
Advisor: The guardian is making his way to the storage unit! If he gets his hands on the super coolant containers, he'll be unstoppable!
Dralig: Not if I have anything to say about it. *Dralig gets up and makes his way to the storage area. Since he is closer, he will get there first. A robot fires at Megas, but Megas grabs its head and pushes it in. Megas then punches another robot down. Megas fires a missile into another robot and it blows up. Several robots see Megas. They shut the door leading to the storage area so Megas can't get in. Megas just fires upon the robots with energy blasts and they go down as Megas passes them. Megas then punches the door and it breaks down. Megas walks inside*
Kiva: Ok. Now we just need to find where the slush containers are and take it back with us.
Jamie: Yeah....and what about Jersey City? We have to bring that back as well.
Kiva: We'll have to use Dralig's ship to put Jersey City back in place.
Jamie: Yeah. Good luck with that.
Dralig: I'd know you'd come here. *As he speaks the gang turn their heads to face Dralig. It then zooms over to Dralig* You have become quite the annoying pest guardian. *
Coop: Hey! I ain't the one who’s trying to steal my town! Now gimmie back Jersey City or else!
Dralig: Sorry, but it's mine now. And in case you have forgotten, the last time we fought I decimated you throughout my ship. Even with your super coolant upgrade, you're still no match for me.
Coop: Why not fight me and find out! *Megas does the bring it on pose. Dralig makes an angry face. Both Megas and Dralig face each other. It does a split screen of them both facing one another. They both run at each other. Megas punches Dralig in the face. Then Dralig punches Megas in the car part. Then they grapple. Dralig manages to pick up Megas and throw him away. He falls onto some equipment. Megas gets back up. It shows Coop with an angry look on this face. Coop then presses buttons on a controller. Atari sounds are heard. Megas fires shots at Dralig. He gets hit and goes flying into the wall. Dralig gets back up. Both Megas and Dralig run at each other. Megas grabs Dralig and knees him in the stomach. Then Megas gives Dralig a DDT. Megas flexes a pose. Dralig gets up and grabs Megas by the car part and pushes him down. It then shows various still screens. 1: Megas giving Dralig an uppercut. 2: Dralig punching Megas. 3: Megas giving Megas a suplex. 4: Dralig blasting Megas with his arm cannon. After that, Megas aims its fist at Dralig and fires it. Dralig gets hit and goes crashing into the wall. Megas stands proudly, then gets hit by another blast from Dralig's cannon. Megas falls down. Both Megas and Dralig get back up and face each other. * I hope you're ready for more because I've got mo-*The sounds of shutting down are heard. Coop looks at the monitor* Huh!? *The rainbow bars return to normal power levels*
Kiva: Magas’s energy levels are back to normal.
Jamie: That can't be good. *Dralig shoots Megas causing Megas to flying into the wall. Megas is electrocuting*
Dralig: *Laughs* Such a shame. It seems you couldn't hold on to that power of yours. *Coop looks angry. He looks to his right and sees the Mega-Slush containers. Dralig sees this as well. Megas gets up and goes for the slush. But Dralig punches Megas away. Megas hits some equipment. * Oh no you don't. I'm not going to let you power up again. *Smiles* You know. I just thought of something, if a small amount made me this powerful, just imagine with an entire storage container can do! *Dralig rips open the top of the container revealing millions of tiny goblets of Mega-Slushies. *
Coop: Don't you dare! *Dralig laughs and he picks up the storage container. His chest opens up revealing his Matrix Accelerator. He dumps the entire supply into it. It then closes. Kiva scans*
Kiva: His energy levels are increasing exponentially! He's too powerful for us to stop!
Jamie: Oh man! *Dralig punches Megas. Then grabs Megas by one of the legs and slams him throughout the storage area. Megas then slowly gets up and fires a blast at Dralig. It does nothing to him. Dralig then fires a blast at Megas. This causes Megas to go flying out of the storage area and into the hallway. Megas tries to get up but can barely move. Dralig then goes over to Megas and picks him up. He tries to rip Megas in half by pulling the arms. Megas is electrocuting*
Dralig: Incredible! Who could have guessed that a simple Earther confectionary beverage could generate so much power!? *It shows Coop, Jamie, and Kiva cringing as Megas gets pulled apart as he talks* With this power, I will bring all of Earth to its knees! *Back inside the car the monitor flashes: DANGER. Beeping sounds are heard It goes back to Dralig talking* But why stop there? I can make the entire universe grovel at my feet! No....the universe is much too small. I can rule all of time and space with this power! I am unstoppable! *It shows Coop, Jamie, and Kiva yelling here* I am invincible! *Back to Dralig talking again* I AM-*Before he can finish, a flash occurs. Dralig drops Megas and goes into pain. He clenches his head* AAAAHH!!! What's happening to me! It hurts! *He goes down on his knees and is holding his head* Make it stop! *He gets back up and yells in pain. Coop, Jamie, and Kiva look at each other, then at Dralig*
Jamie: Dude. What just happened?
Kiva: It's....like he has a massive headache. *Coop laughs. Jamie, and Kiva look at Coop*
Coop: I know exactly what this is! You can't just consume that much Mega-Slush that fast! You'll get brain freeze! *Megas gets back up. Megas cracks its knuckles. It runs up to Dralig and gives him a super punch. Dralig goes flying into the wall. Megas then grabs him and throws him away. Dralig slowly gets back up. Kiva scans*
Kiva: His power levels returned to normal.
Coop: Nice. And now to finish this! Megas gives Dralig a thumbs down gesture, then runs up to him. * WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *Megas punches Dralig. He goes flying into the wall. He gets up slowly, but falls to one knee. He is also electrocuting*
Dralig: C-Curse you guardian.
Coop: Now. If you don't mind, I'll be taking back my town please. *Dralig musters up enough strength to get up, but he is still electrocuting*
Dralig: You...won't be.... taking anything! *He slams his fist on a button that is near him. This causes klaxons to go off*
Voice: *Voice actor is Corey Burton* Warning! SELF DESTRUCT ACTIVATED. THIS VESSEL WILL EXPLODE IN 60 SECONDS! I REPEAT. THIS VESSEL WILL EXPLODE IN 60 SECONDS.
Coop: No!
Dralig: If I go down, I'm taking you and your city with me! *Kiva scans*
Kiva: Coop! We've only got 60 seconds before this entire place blows up! It will take all of Jersey City with it!
Jamie: Oh man!
Coop: *Pause* I got this! *Megas grabs some left over Mega-Slush goblets, and opens up its matrix accelerator. It throws them in. Megas closes its chest. Kiva scans the monitor. It shows the power levels going up again*
Kiva: Our power levels are rising again!
Coop: Nice!
Voice: 30 SECONDS UNTIL THIS VESSEL EXPLODES! I REPEAT. 30 SECONDS UNTIL THIS VESSEL EXPLODES!
Jamie: We only have 30 seconds left! Hurry! *Outside it shows a blast is fired from the ship. Megas flies out of the hole it created and sees Jersey City still tethered to the ship below it. Megas then aims at the 4 tethers and fires 4 energy blades at it. This releases the city from the ship allowing it to float in space. Megas then flies and grabs all of the tethers and starts to fly towards Earth. On the monitor it counts down to from 10. *
Kiva: 10 seconds! *Megas flies faster carrying Jersey City with it. * 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *It shows Dralig's ship explode with multiple explosions. As Megas flies away it shows blasts behind them. *
Jamie: Man, that was too close for comfort.
Kiva: We've made it. And it looks like Jersey City is still in one piece.
Coop: Well. I wasn't able to save the extra Mega-Slush, but at least I was able to save Jersey City!
Kiva: Surprisingly. Now we just need to put it back where it belongs. *It shows Megas flying towards Earth. Back on Earth. It shows Jersey City slowly descending back to its proper location. Megas moves its hands to signal a job well done. The gang are now outside of Megas and back by Coop's house. *
Coop: Well, that wasn't so tough! *The gang look to their left* Hmmm....did I always live this close by the beach? *It zooms out showing Jersey City is the wrong way*
Kiva: Coop! You put Jersey City back the wrong way! *Back to the gang. Jamie looks around and smiles*
Jamie: I see it as an improvement. Plus, this could be a new business opportunity. *Smug grin. It shows Jamie back at the table with a sign for Mega-Slushies. Customers line up to get a slushie*
Kiva: You're unbelievable.
Jamie: Hey. You're just jealous you didn't come up with it first! *Coop comes by with a slushie and gives it to a customer. It pans out showing a huge line of customers*
End Credits: Ator and a female Cryhock are on line ordering a slush. Jamie raises an eyebrow and they pay Jamie. They get 2 White colored Mega-Slushes and they smack their cups together and drink.
The end.
Notes:
Voice actors
Coop: David Deluise
Jamie/Customer: Steven Jay Blum
Kiva/Kid: Wendee Lee
Goat: Scot Reinecker
Dralig/Phil/Solder 3: Jeff Glen Bennet
Advisor/Customer #2/System: Corey Burton
Clerk/Customer #3: Greg Eagles
Newscaster/Customer #3/Tiny: Kevin Michael Richardson
Solder 1/Solder 2/Customer #4: Dorian Harewood
Production Music heard
The Prey: Amphonic Music
Towards the Edge: De Wolfe Music
Harsh LIfe: Westar Music
Sao La De Bahia: Universal Production Music
Doin The Dog: Xtreme Music X Series
Tippsy Trippsy: Universal Production Music
Gangsters: Amphonic Music
The Hunt: Sonoton Music
Lose My Hi: Extrememusic X Series
Cecil Percussion: Non-Stop Producer Series
They're Here: Non-Stop Producer Series
High Plains: Non-Stop Producer Series
Sucker 10: Extreme Music X Series
Countdown to Conflict: Megatrax The Scene
The Grinder: Selected Sounds
Ultimate Glory*: Non-Stop Production Music
Relentless Power: DeWolfe Music
Bloodshot: Extreme Music X Series
Life Flight: Non-Stop Production Music
Short Hair: Universal Production Music
Viper Room Rumble: Universal Production Music
Aboriginal Forest: CPM Music (Formerly Carlin)
No I'm not dead, just moved to other pastures, but I am back. I wrote up a few new episodes (and went back and rewrote a bunch of old ones because they were really garbage) Since this is my topic I started, I should be able to revive it right? RIGHT!?
But I digress. Here is a rewrite for the Great Mega-Slush Robbery
The Great Mega-Slush robbery.
*The episode starts on a frozen planet similar to the ones the cryohoks lived on. There are small purple skinned aliens that resemble the Kraho in Ben 10 Omniverse. They all look up in the sky to see a giant green war ship over them. They talk amongst themselves. Suddenly a bay door opens up from the underside of the ship. Out come 4 giant towers which impale themselves to the ground. Later a laser beam is fired from the ship and they see the beam traveling from one beacon to another. The aliens get angry and hold out spears. They go to one of the beacons and try to impale it but their spears are weak. Soon a few aliens riding giant bear like aliens come by. The bear aliens roar and begin to push one of the towers. The tower starts to lean over. From the ship Cerulean solders come down and enter tank mode. They head to one of the towers and begin firing upon the aliens. The aliens scatter away. Some go towards the robots and throw their spears at them, but they bounce off. This causes them to transform into their robot mode. It does a triple screen of the robots transforming. They begin attacking the aliens. One tries to ram a robot but it smacks the bear alien away with an arm. As the Ceruleans and these purple skinned aliens fight, the beam reaches the third beacon and heads to the fourth. The purple skinned aliens try to take out the last beacon, but then another robot comes down. It transforms into its robot mode. It's Dralig. He lets out a sinister grin, then aims at the aliens blasting them away. Dralig then turns to see the 4th beacon get hit. The chunk of land begins to get extracted from the planet. The purple aliens retreat and get off the area of land being lifted. They look up to see their village being extracted from the planet. They all look sad. The area of land is put into the ship. The ship then takes off. Inside, Dralig heads to his chair where he sits and smiles at another successful extraction. Another door opens and a robot enters and salutes him*
Dralig: Status report.
Advisor: *Voice actor is Corey Burton* We were able to successfully extract another chunk of ice. The water it should provide our coolant systems should last us a few weeks....at most. *
Dralig: We would not be in this situation if it were not for that accursed guardian. We were fortunate enough to survive our last encounter, rebuild our ship and soon, we will find a new planet to call our home. Now, should our paths ever cross again, I will personally see to it that he pays dearly. *To his advisor* Locate the next planet with ice reserves and head there. *As he works the giant computer, another robot enters and talks to the advisor. The advisor nods*
Advisor: Sir! About....the guardian. We have intel that might interest you.
Dralig: Have you now?
Advisor: Yes. We have discovered his location of origin! *He works the computer. It shows the planet Earth. * He resides here on the planet Earth!
Dralig: *Looks and strokes his chin* Hmm....not much ice. Would probably last us at least 3 deca-cycles. I suppose it will do.
Advisor: That's not all. We discovered something else! *He works the computer again. It zooms in on Earth and shows Jersey City. It shows Coop on Megas drinking a Mega-Slush. A green square targets the slush and analyzes it*
Dralig: What is that?
Advisor: It appears to be some kind of super-coolant! We were able to acquire a sample from one of our scouting drones! After analyzing it we discovered that even a small drop can keep our coolant systems working for eons!
Dralig: Is that so? *Smiles* How fitting it is that this super coolant resides on the same planet that the guardian hails from. I think it's time to repay the favor. Set a course for Earth! Soon we will no longer need to hunt for ice. We will have all the ice we need.
Advisor: At once my liege. *He works the computer. the giant ship then turns and heads towards Earth*
Dralig: An eye for an eye guardian. An eye for an eye.
*Title screen plays*
The Great Mega-Slush robbery.
*The scene is now Jersey City. A robot that looks like Blitzwing from Transformers Animated goes flying into a bunch of buildings. He looks up to see Megas stand before him. Coop is cracking his knuckles which causes Megas to do the same. Coop has a smug grin. The robot gets up and fires at Megas. However, the attack misses Megas. Coop and Jamie look at each other and grin. Megas then punches the robot in the face hard. It falls down. Megas then steps on the robot crushing it. Megas moves its hands to signal a job well done. Both Coop and Jamie laugh. *
Coop: Oh man! Did you see the way I handled that guy!?
Jamie: Yeah! He couldn't even touch you!
Coop: I'm telling you guys. This whole saving the world thing is getting easier and easier! *Coop and Jamie do the rock on pose thingy. *
Kiva: Well as successful as you were, would it kill you to at least try to keep the city in one piece? *It pans out showing the city destroyed. Sound of an engine vrooming is heard*
Coop: Sorry Kiva. Force of habit.
Jamie: Hey Coop. Know what would make this victory even sweeter? If we had a nice.
Coop: Uhhahahaha
Jamie: Tall *Coop tongue is hanging out*
Coop: Hahahah!
Jamie: Frosty!
Coop: DUIDGJJAHAHAHA!!!
Jamie: Mega-Slush!
Coop: Daaah!! *He drools on the console*
Kiva: Coop watch out! You'll short circuit the control panel!
Coop: I hear they got the new bubble gum flavor down at the Speedy Mart by corner drive!
Jamie: No kidding? I've been wanting to try that flavor out forever. I hear they put actual gum in the drink.
Coop: Well. I know where we're going next! *Megas walks over the other way to the Speedy Mart. Along it way it smashes cars and stuff. People get out of their cars and shake their fists at Megas. At the Speedy Mart, Coop is upset. * What!? What do you mean you're out of Mega-Slush!?
Clerk: *Voice is Greg Eagles* Sorry Coop. The machines are out of order. They've been overworked for the past 3 days.
Coop: What!?
Clerk: Man, it's been over 90 degrees for 3 days! I've had lines out the door! I'm sorry Coop but it's out of commission until it gets fixed. The repairman should be coming later this afternoon around 5. *Coop looks at the watch. It's 2:30 PM*
Jamie: I guess we could try uncle Tony's. But it's on the other side of the city.
Coop: Oooh! Good Idea. *As they walk out it shows a tv with the news on. *
Newscaster: *Voice actor is Kevin Michael Richardson* And in other news, strange seismic activity has been occurring near the edges of Jersey City. While seismologists are puzzled at this recent development, there have been unconfirmed reports of a strange pillar of light moving near the vicinity of the seismic activity along with what appears to be 4 strange towers. *Outside, the gang are by one of the legs of Megas. *
Coop: All right! Next stop! Uncle Tony's!
Kiva: You do realize that this is pointless, correct? *Small pause*
Coop: What do you mean?
Kiva: You installed a food replicator in Megas! You could get a mega-slush anytime you wanted!
Coop: *Smiles* Oh yeah. Forgot about that. *Coop goes up to the leg and presses a button* Megas-Slush: 49 ounces! Flavor: Bubble gum! Make it 2 of em! *The compartment on Magas’s leg produces 2 Mega-Slushies, the liquid is yellow in color. He gives one to Jamie, they smack their cups together and proceed to drink. * Ahhh! *A sound of a kid crying is heard. Coop looks to see 2 kids sitting on the sidewalk. One is Little Tommy. He looks upset. A blond-haired boy is with him and he is crying. 2 Slushie's then dangle in front of the kids. They look up. * Here you go kids! On the house! *They stand up and grab the slushies. They both drink and smile*
Little Tommy: Cooooool.
Kid: *Voice actor is Wendee Lee* Thank you mister! *They walk away happily. Coop smiles*
Jamie: Dude, why are you giving Mega-Slushies away!? You should have made them pay for it!
Coop: Come on Jamie. That ain't cool.
Jamie: It's 90 degrees outside, the only Mega-slush place in the area is out of order, and you have an 80-foot robot that can create any food item with a push of a button! I say we take full advantage of this.
Kiva: Jamie. Megas isn't to be used in some money-making scheme!
Jamie: It's not a scheme. Just think of it as a legitimate business opportunity! *Kiva raises an eyebrow. The scene then shifts to Coop's house. There is a line of people by a table. Megas is next to them standing proudly. Jamie is sitting at a table. He is wearing sunglasses and next to him is a metal box. There is a sign that reads "Mega-Slush: $10.99. A man in a business suit is up next and he reads the sign. *
Phil: *Voice actor is Jeff Bennett* 11 dollars for a slushie!? That's highway robbery! I could get a slushie at half the price at Uncle Tony's!
Jamie: You could do that, but then you'll have to drive all the way across the city spending time and money, not to mention gas since it's a pretty long drive. Or you could just pay right here for a nice tall slushie right now. *As Jamie talks, it shows a beam cutting through the city in the background. No one seems to notice it yet. *
Phil: I guess you're right. What flavors you got?
Jamie: You name it, we make it!
Phil: Fine. Give me a Banana Pina Colada! *Pays Jamie*
Jamie: You got it! One Banana Pina Colada Mega-Slush coming up! *Coop hears this and has Megas create the slush as requested. Kiva just facepalms and shakes her head. Coop gives the slushie to the man and he drinks. He smiles*
Phil: Hmm....not bad! *He walks away. Jamie counts the money he has and puts it in the box. The box is stuffed with cash*
Jamie: Man. I love the free market. *Goat is next up to order*
Goat: 11 bucks for a slushie? What kind of racket are you running man? Don't I get like a friend discount or something?
Jamie: Sorry Goat. It wouldn't be fair for the other paying customers. 11 bucks.
Goat: Geez! *Pays Jamie. Coop then comes with a green slushie. Goat drinks it and walks away. Jamie counts the money and puts in the box. *
Jamie: Another satisfied customer! *Jamie looks at Coop and Kiva and does the rock on pose while pointing to the box of cash. Coop smiles while Kiva sighs, meanwhile on the Pulaski Skyway, it shows several cars driving into Jersey City. They are at a pay toll. As they stop, a beam cuts across the skyway destroying the toll booth. People yell and complain how they can't pay now. Above, it shows Dralig's ship as he watches on a map the beam's path. His advisor comes in*
Advisor: Sir. The cutter laser has should be reaching the 3rd within the hour! It should only take several more for the area to be completely extracted!
Dralig: And the guardian?
Advisor: No sign of him at the moment!
Dralig: Good. Best not to get his attention yet. We'll deal with him in due time. But first we should extract this area. Then we should have all the coolant we need. *It shows the beam cutting through the ocean and heading to the next portion of the city. Back at the gang. It shows Coop giving a purple slushie to a woman wearing blue and yellow (She's cameo'd in various things including battle royale & Terminate Her). She walks away. Jamie counts the money and stuffs it into the box*
Jamie: Pleasure doing business with you! *To Coop* Dude. We've already made over 1,000 dollars!
Coop: Nice!
Jamie: I knew this was a good idea. I figure we could split the profits 50/50 between us.
Coop: What about Kiva?
Jamie: *Looks at Kiva who has taken out her portable scanner and is scanning the area* What about her? She didn't do anything. So, she gets jack squat. So. What are you gonna do with your share of the money?
*Daydream*
*The music "Tippsy Trippsy" plays. It shows Coop driving up with gold plated rims. The sound of a car horn is heard. It then shows Goat and Tiny look at the car*
Goat: Nice tires man!
Tiny: Looking good Coop!
Coop: Hahah! *Drives off*
*Back to reality. Kiva walks up to them*
Kiva: If you two are done using Megas as your personal meal ticket, we need to go and check something out. I'm picking up strange seismic activity nearby. It doesn't appear to be a natural occurrence either.
Jamie: What's that supposed to mean?
Kiva: I'm not sure but whatever it is, it’s moving in a straight line, then changing direction. This could be the Glorft up to something.
Jamie: Can it wait? I've got customers! *It shows a line of people with their wallets holding money to pay for a slushie*
Kiva: You can stay here if you want. We don't need you to come along.
Jamie: But I kinda need Megas since it has the food replicator on it, and I don't want to haul the one in Coop's basement up here either.
Coop: Come on Jamie. I'm sure they probably fixed the Mega-Slush machine at the Speedy Mart by now anyway.
Jamie: Yeah. I guess you're right. *Jamie puts up a sign that says "Closed". The patrons groan. Coop, Jamie, and Kiva are now in the car on top of Megas. *
Kiva: It seems whatever the tremor is, it’s moving in another direction. It also appears to be concentrated in a small area. As if someone or something is controlling it.
Jamie: Well, let's find out what it is so we can smash it and I can get back to making money. *Megas flies away and heads for the seismic area. *
Coop: So, any ideas what we're supposed to be looking for?
Kiva: I'm not sure. Just be on the lookout for anything out of the ordinary. *Jamie looks and points to a giant laser traveling along the ground by them*
Jamie: I'd say that giant laser cutting through the ground is out of the ordinary. *They see the giant laser near them cutting the ground up. *
Coop: Hey....wait a minute! Something about this seems familiar. *Small pause*
Kiva: The Ceruleans!
Coop: You mean them ice stealing chumps are here!? I thought we destroyed them when I blew up their planet.
Kiva: Apparently, they survived. But why are they trying to extract Jersey City? There isn't any ice here for them to use.
Jamie: Maybe they found out that Coop lives here and wanted revenge.
Coop: Wouldn't be the first time that's happened.
Kiva: Even if that were the case, there is still no point as there is barely any ice in Jersey City. Anyway, we better put a stop to this. There's an extraction beacon up ahead!
Coop: Right! *Megas flies towards the extraction beacon. Aboard the ship, a red dot blinks*
Advisor: Sir! The guardian is approaching the 3rd beacon!
Dralig: Hm. So much for being discreet. I guess we should give him a warm welcome. Have all available units engage! We are going to extract this area and there is nothing that the guardian can do to stop us! *The ship bay doors open and out come multiple solders in their tank form. They transform into robot mode and fly towards Megas. In Megas. Multiple blips show up on the monitor*
Kiva: They've been expecting us! Coop be careful!
Coop: Don't worry. I got this! *The robots fire upon Megas. Megas dodges. Megas goes up to one of the robots and knees it in the stomach. Then turn the robot around and rips the robots arms off. Megas then throws its remains at another robot. They fire more shots at Megas. Megas fires its fist at a bunch destroying them all. * Hahah! *Some Ceruleans that were already on the ground transform into tank mode and aim at Megas. They fire rounds at Megas. Megas gets hit. * Woah!
Jamie: Ahhh! *Coop looks at the Ceruleans on the ground. Megas comes down and lands. Megas grabs one of the tanks by their gun turret and swings it into another. Both explode. The remaining ceruleans transform into robots and fire upon Megas. Megas opens up and fires missiles at the robots destroying them. Meanwhile the laser beam continues to travel through the city. It destroys a POP TV billboard and is edging closer to the beacon. *
Kiva: Coop! We don't have time to deal with them! The beam is going to hit the beacon soon! *Coop looks at the beacon. He goes to it and grabs the homing portion off the tower* Coop? You do remember that it homes in on its location, right? You need to get rid of it and fast!
Coop: Just a sec! *Megas flies around the area. As he flies, he passes several Cerulean solders. The look up and see the beam. *
Solder: *Voice actor is Dorian Harewood* Uh oh. *The beam incinerates the solders as it passes by them. Back on the ship, it shows the red blip moving erratically. *
Advisor: Sir! The guardian has the homing beacon!
Dralig: So... he’s going to try and destroy my ship again, is he? Not this time. I've come prepared for this very situation. *To his advisor* Switch the laser cutter's control to manual! Head to the final beacon.
Advisor: Understood your lordship! *The advisor works the controls. As Megas flies away from the beam, it starts to veer off to the right. Jamie turns around and looks at the beam*
Jamie: Uh...why is the beam going that way? Shouldn't it be following us? *Kiva uses her scanner computer thing*
Kiva: Dralig must have changed the controls to manual! He's controlling the beam directly! *On the monitor it shows a pink dot headed to a red dot. * It's going straight for the final beacon! Once it hits, he can fully extract Jersey City!
Coop: Ain't no one extracting nothing! I'm gonna take this fight directly to him! *Megas throws the beacon it was holding away. It hits a downed robot making both explode. Megas starts to fly up towards the ship. On board, the advisor sees this and tries to aim the beam at Megas. * Woah! *Megas dodges the beam and continues to make its way towards the Cerulean ship. Meanwhile, back aboard the ship, the advisor is trying to hit Megas with the cutter beam*
Dralig: No! *The Advisor looks at Dralig* Do not veer off course! Just continue to the final beacon!
Advisor: And what about the guardian!?
Dralig: How much of that coolant sample do we have?
Advisor: Only the one. Why? *Dralig gets up from his chair*
Dralig: Keep the guardian occupied for now. I will deal with him shortly. *He walks out of the control room. Meanwhile Megas continues to make its way to the flagship. The bay doors open again and more solders come down to fight Megas*
Jamie: Here come more! *They fire upon Megas who just dodges the attack and fire back firing blasts from its wrists. Some robots explode. A few manage to grab Megas and tackle it making it fall down. Coop presses some buttons, and Megas grabs one of the robots and throws it off of it. Megas then takes the other robot and fires a point-blank blast from its chest. Megas continues to make its way up. The advisor sees this*
Advisor. *To several robots* Shut the bay doors! Quickly! The guardian must not get in! *2 robots press a button. One flips a lever, as Megas flies it sees the bay doors shutting. *
Coop: *Smug grin* Come on! Do these chumps honestly think shutting the doors is gonna stop Megas!? Well, they got another thing coming! *Megas speeds up and manages to squeeze inside the flagship before it can fully shut. * Knock knock! *Multiple solders run to engage Megas*
Solder 2: *Voice actor is Dorian Harewood* Our orders are clear! We must defend the laser cutter at all costs! We must destroy the guardian! *The other robots ready their weapons. Megas punches a robot. It hits the wall. Other robots fire on Megas. Megas ducks behind some equipment. Coop presses a button. One of the hands go inside Megas, it then comes out holding a grenade like device. Megas then chucks it at the robots. They look at it. A whirring sound is heard, followed by an explosion. More robots go flying into walls. Megas gets back up and runs into the fray. It punches a robot. Then gives another one an uppercut. Then grabs a robot and gives it a suplex into another robot. A robot tries to punch Megas but it blocks the attack. Megas then punches its head clear off. Megas then flies into the air as the robots fire upon Megas but Megas fires a machine gun blast at the robots and a few get destroyed. A robot aims its blaster at Megas and fires some missiles, but Megas dodges them. Megas then comes and grabs one of the robots and throws them into more robots destroying them. Then some of the other robots run towards Megas and try to take down Megas but Coop press a button and Megas rips off the arms of one robot and smacks him down into a bunch of other robots. *
Coop: Man. I could do this all day! *More robots fire upon Megas but Megas comes down and starts running into the fray and begins punching and bashing mechs. Megas rips off the head of a robot and then Megas fires a laser blast at more robots destroying them. then a robot hits Megas. *
Coop/Jamie/Kiva: Woah! *Megas turns around to see the robot who shot him. However, another grabs Megas from behind. The robot who shot Megas before aims and charges up again. He fires another blast at Megas, but Megas does a backflip, freeing itself from the robot holding it. Instead, the blast hits the robot that was holding Megas putting a huge hole in it. *
Kiva: *Using her scanner* Coop, we don't have a lot of time. Quit wasting time fighting these robots and get to the controls of the laser cutter!
Coop: Right. I'll wrap this up! *Megas creates the cool energy sword and slashes down several more robots destroying them. The remaining solders look at Megas* Any of you other chumps want a piece of this!? *One of the robots looks to its right. A light is beeping from its chest. He presses it. *
Solder 3: *Voice actor is Jeff Bennet* Understood. *To the rest of the solders* New orders! We are to pull back and begin preparations for the extraction! *The remaining solders retreat. The gang just looks at them. *
Coop: Yeah! You chumps better run!
Kiva: I don't think they're retreating....
Jamie: Then why are they running away?
Dralig: Because...I plan to deal with you personally. *The gang looks up ahead. We see parts of a robot that is now silver in color. It first shows the robot's arm. Then it shows the robot's chest area. Then it shows the top of the robot itself. As it does this it makes the shing noise. It pans out to reveal that it is Dralig, now with a new armor as well as a silver paint job. * We meet again guardian.
Coop: You!
Dralig: Surprised to see me Guardian?
Jamie: Is it me, do does this guy look different from before. Wasn't he green?
Coop: *To Dralig* Hey yo! Nice paint job! Too bad I'm gonna smash you up!
Dralig: Oh, I'm afraid you won't be "smashing" up anything.
Kiva: Why are you here!? There isn't enough ice here in Jersey for you to use!
Dralig: Oh, but that is where you are wrong.
Kiva: What!? How!?
Dralig: Why not face me and find out. *He does the bring it on pose with a smug grin. Megas revs up the engines. Both get into fighting stance. It does a split screen of Megas and Dralig. Both start to run at each other. Megas goes to punch Dralig. The music stops. The screen shows that Megas had punched Dralig, but he does not move. He grabs Megas’s arm and moves it away from him. Coop, Jamie, and Kiva are surprised. * Hm... didn’t feel a thing. *Dralig throws Megas by its arm and Megas hits a wall. Megas gets up we see Coop with an angry look on his face. Megas runs up to Dralig and delivers a jump roundhouse kick. It his Dralig clear in his face, but once again he does not budge. Coop is surprised, then he grrs. Megas jumps away from Dralig. Megas then opens up and fires machine gun blasts at Dralig. He just walks towards Megas unabated*
Jamie: Dude it's not working! *Megas then fires a huge missile at Dralig. A huge explosion occurs. When the smoke clears it shows Dralig unharmed. He dusts off his chest area, then looks at Megas. *
Coop: No way.... *Dralig runs up to Megas and gives Megas an uppercut. The gang yell. Then it shows Dralig grabbing Megas by the car part and pushes Megas down. *The screen shakes and the gang cringe. Megas gets up, only to get hit by Dralig's gun. Megas goes into a wall. Megas slowly gets up again. *
Dralig: As you can see guardian, you are way out of your league. *Kiva scans*
Kiva: He's right! Dralig's energy readings are off the charts! I'm not sure how but he's much stronger since our last encounter!
Coop: No way! I ain't gonna lose to some ice stealing chump! *Megas gets into a fighting pose. Dralig aims his cannon at Megas. He fires a powerful blast. It hits Megas dead on. The gang scream and beeping sounds are heard. Megas hits the wall yet again. When Megas gets up it is electrocuting. *
Dralig: I am far more powerful than ever before. And it's all thanks to you guardian.
Jamie: Man! What is he talking about!?
Coop: How should I know!
Dralig: Because of you, I was able to discover that your miserable planet holds an incredible super coolant. One that not only keeps our systems regulated indefinitely, but enhances our powers as well.
Coop: Super coolant? Just what the heck is he talking abo-*Coop comes to a realization. To Kiva* Wait....you don't think he means. *Kiva scans Dralig's systems. She discovers that he put a Mega-Slush into his fusion core*
Kiva: He does. Apparently, a Mega-Slush acts a power enhancer and energy coolant for the Ceruleans! That must be why he was extracting Jersey City! For the Mega-Slush!
Dralig: Correct. And once your precious "Jersey City" is completely extracted, I'll have enough to power up my entire army. *
Coop: Not if I got anything to say about it! *Megas aims at Dralig. The hands go inside. Megas charges up energy. Coop presses 3 buttons in a row. Megas fires a powerful energy blast at Dralig. Dralig just keeps walking towards Megas. On the monitor it flashes "DANGER: OVERHEAT"*
Kiva: Coop! Stop! You're going to overheat Megas! *Coop just increases the power. However, Dralig continues to come to Megas. Coop puts the blast on full power. The beam gets bigger, but Dralig keeps pushing forward. * Coop enough! Megas can't take anymore! *Soon Megas stops and shuts down. Megas goes on its knees*
Coop: That ain't good. *Dralig kicks Megas down*
Dralig: And now to finish you off. *He aims his blaster at Megas. His advisor contacts him*
Advisor: Your excellency! The area is ready for extraction!
Dralig: Good. Begin the extraction! *His advisor pushes a button. From the bay doors a gravity generator appears. It activates and begins to pull Jersey City from its foundation. Back on Earth people are looking up wondering what is happening. People scream and run in fear. At the junkyard, it shows Goat looking up with his Mega-Slush. *
Goat: Man, what the heck is going on! *Jersey City starts to lift up from the ground and fly towards the sky. The 4 towers activate and create a protective barrier and the city heads up into space. From the ship, 4 tethers come down and connect to the towers acting as a harness to the giant city. Jersey City eventually leaves the atmosphere and is in space. People are looking up clamoring what's going on. * Oh man. What did Coop do this time!? *Meanwhile back on the ship*
Advisor: The extraction is complete!
Dralig: Excellent. Send a team down to recover more of this coolant. Then begin preparations for full planetary invasion. But first, we have some worthless trash to take care of. *Dralig walks away. 2 robots grab Megas by the arms and drag Megas following Dralig. *
Jamie: Coop! Do something!
Coop: *Tries to start up Megas, but nothing happens* No good! Megas is shot!
Kiva: Megas needs to cool off before we can do anything right now!
Jamie: Well, it better do it quick! *Dralig goes into another room with Megas being dragged in to. There is another set of bay doors. *
Dralig: Well Coop. Did you honestly think would best me a second time? *It shows 2 robots bring up a supply crate and in it are many 49. oz Mega Slushies in Tri-Chamber cups. A small device grabs a slush and flies up to a robot. The robot opens up its core system. The slush flies into the core. The robot then shuts its chest. The robot's armor changes from Green to silver. It does this with multiple robots. As this happens Dralig speaks* Even as I speak, my army is being super-charged by this new coolant. It's hard to imagine how something so small could be so powerful. And yet you people mindlessly consume it as if it was nothing. And once my entire army is super-charged, we can begin the next phase of our plan. You see, we originally came to your planet with the intention of blowing it up as you had mine.
Jamie: *To Coop and Kiva* Told you he came here for revenge.
Dralig: But once I learned of just how powerful this "Mega-Slush" as you call it is, I had other plans in mind. I'm going to take over your entire planet and use it as our new base of operations. And I'll use you Earthers as slave labor to create more of this "Mega-Slush" for us so we can increase our power even further.
Coop: No way! I ain't gonna be NO slave to anyone!
Dralig: No, you won't. Because I'm going to dispose of you right now. Keeping you alive would be a liability so before I Invade your planet, I'm going to get rid of you once and for all.
Advisor: Sir! We've approached the singularity!
Dralig: Open the bay doors! *He does so. The gang look to see a giant black hole by the ship. *
Jamie: Oh man! *2 robots bring Megas to the edge of the doors and let him go. Megas still can't do anything. Dralig walks up to Megas and kicks it out of the bay doors. Megas goes hurtling towards the black hole. *
Advisor: Shall we return to Earth your lordship!?
Dralig: No. I want to see their deaths with my own eyes. *Megas continues to head toward the Black hole in space. *
Jamie: Coop hurry up and get us out of here! *Coop tries to work the engines but to no avail. It just sputters*
Coop: No good! Megas is still overheated!
Kiva: Unfortunately, by the time Megas can start up again, we'll be pulled into the black hole!!
Jamie: And even if we manage to escape, Dralig will just probably shoot us down! Isn't there anything we can do? *Zooms in on Coop*
*Flashback*
*At Jersey City High School, it shows a sign that says "Book Report Due Tomorrow” Coop and Jamie have not started the book report yet. Coop has an idea. He goes to the Speedy Mart and gets 2 extra-large cups. Then fills them with all the flavors of Mega-Slush they have. Then shakes them up really good. Coop and Jamie drink and their pupils dilate. It shows a montage of them reading, writing, and working on the book report all throughout the night. The next day they are at their desks fast asleep. The large teacher from "Battle Royale" is shown handing out papers. While she looks disgruntled at Coop and Jamie asleep, she gives them their grade for the book report, which was an A+*
*Back to reality*
Coop: I know a way!
Jamie/Kiva: How?
Coop: First! I'm gonna need a slushie!
Kiva: *As Coop presses buttons and stuff this wires the Food replicator to produce food directly to the car* Coop! Now isn't the time for you to get yourself a drink!
Coop: Ohhohoho! This ain't for me! *Coop grabs a Mic* Give me a 72-ounce Megas-Slush! *Close up of Coop's eyes and the top of his nose* All 53 flavors! *A giant rainbow glowing Mega-Slush is produced for Coop. He grabs it with 2 hands. *
Jamie: Coop what are you going to do with that?
Kiva: Coop you can't just put a Mega Slush into Megas's fusion core! You don't know what kind of effect it could have!
Coop: Hey. If it worked for the ice stealing losers then I figure it's worth a shot! *Coop presses a button with his elbow. His seat goes down into Megas. Meanwhile back on the ship Dralig continues to watch with anticipation of Magas’s demise. He has a smug grin on his face. Megas continues to head towards the singularity.*
Jamie: Man, whatever Coop is doing he'd better do it quick! *Jamie looks at the black hole getting closer. * Ahhh! *Coop comes back from inside Megas*. Finally! What took you!?
Coop: All right! Let's hope this works! *Coop turns the keys. Megas still continues to sputter. Coop keeps turning the key* Come on.... Come on. *The engines rev up and the thrusters activate* Yes! *Coop steps on the gas and tries to break free from the gravitational pull of the black hole, but the pull is too strong for Megas*
Jamie: It's not working! *Coop steps on the gas harder and the boosters increase in power, but still to no avail*
Coop: Come on! COME ON! *Megas slowly falls toward the Black Hole; it then sucks Megas in.*
Coop/Jamie/Kiva: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Megas gets sucked into the void. The black hole then closes trapping Megas in the void. Back on the ship. Dralig watches from the bay door opening. *
Dralig: Farewell Coop. You were a worthy adversary. *Turns around*. Emphasis on "WERE” *Walks away. The bay doors shut. Dralig walks back to the control room* Set a course back to Earth. *Smug grin* It’s time we made ourselves at home. *His advisor works the controls. The ship turns around with Jersey City in tow. They back to Earth. *
*Back at the area where the black hole was, a flash occurs. Then another. Followed by several more flashes. Suddenly another void opens up. Megas comes out of the void. It then closes. Inside we see Coop, Jamie, and Kiva breathing heavily and sweating. *
Coop: Ok. Let's hope that we never. Ever. EVER! Have to do that again!
Kiva: I'm just surprised that we were able to even escape at all! *Scans Megas on the monitor it shows 4 rows of text with a rainbow-colored bar next to each line of text. It says in the following order: POWER, SPEED, SMASHING, BLASTING* Coop whatever you put into Magas’s core must have hyper charged all of its systems!
Coop: Nice!
Jamie: So now what?
Coop: Now we go get my town back! *Megas flies towards Earth. Back at Dralig's ship. It shows Jersey City again and people are just looking up at the sky and see Earth. People talk about what's going on. *
Goat: *To some guy* So....are we supposed to just float endlessly in space? *The man shrugs. Goat drinks his Mega-Slush. Meanwhile aboard Dralig's ship. We see him sitting on his chair while it shows the Earth coming into view. His advisor, now silver in color along with the rest of the Ceruleans goes up to Dralig and salutes*
Advisor: You're lordship. Everyone has been administered the super coolant upgrade and we've received another batch of coolant from the extraction point. Just give the order and we can begin the invasion.
Dralig: Excellent. Once we've established ourselves on Earth, we can then expand our power even further and-*The area shakes and Dralig is seen cringing. Crashing noises are heard as the screen shakes. Some robots stumble and fall. They quickly get up* What’s happening!?
Advisor: *Runs to the controls. He enters stuff in.* We’re under attack!! *More shaking occurs and crashing sounds are heard. Dralig gets up and shoves his advisor out of the way*
Dralig: Out of the way! *Dralig works the controls and shows a visual of Megas flying towards them while firing blasts. Dralig gets O.O eyes. * Impossible!
Coop: WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! *Megas fires more blasts at the ship. *
Kiva: Easy Coop! They still have Jersey City with them!
Coop: Oh. Right. Forgot. *Dralig appears on the monitor*
Dralig: You!
Coop: *Appearing on his monitor* Yeah me!
Dralig: I saw you go through the void! How could you possibly manage to escape!?
Coop: It wasn't easy!
Dralig: Hm. No matter. Even though you managed to escape the singularity, we still have the upper hand. All of my men have been enhanced thanks to the Super-Coolant *As he says this it pans to the right showing robot solders in silver* There is nothing you can do to stop us.
Coop: Look here buddy! I didn't just travel across the universe, fight off a bunch of you transforming freaks, AND narrowly escape with my life from a black hole just so I can go home empty-handed! I'm TAKING BACK MY TOWN, AND I'M TAKING BACK THE MEGA-SLUSH THAT YOU STOLE FROM ME! And there ain't nothing you can do to stop me!
Jamie: Uh Coop. *It zooms out, showing Dralig's ship. The sound of an engine vrooming is heard* He’s got an entire army on you. He's stopping you right now.
Coop: We'll see! *The docking bay doors open up and out come many robots to face against Megas. As they fly towards Megas, they fire their blasters at Megas. As Megas gets hit, the screen shakes and we see the gang cringing. The shaking stops* Kiva damage report!
Kiva: *Scans* Actually....there is none. Our defensive capabilities have increased at least 53-fold, thanks to your putting a Mega-Slush into Magas’s core systems.
Jamie: So, wait...we're like invincible?
Kiva: For lack of a better term? Yes.
Coop: *Close up on Coop's face* Nice! *Megas grabs a robot and punches it in the face destroying it. Megas then fires a laser at another one destroying it too. More robots fly near Megas and fire their blasters Megas just takes the shots as if they were nothing. Megas grabs one robot and rips off its arms then smashes it away with one of the arms. Another robot tries to punch Megas, but it blocks the punch. Megas then punches the robot away. * Hahah! *Megas then goes to another robot and grabs it by its legs and spins around. It then throws the robot towards the protective dome where Jersey City is. In the city, people look up to see a robot hit the barrier wall, then slide down slowly. As this happens the sound of a window wiper is heard as well as the music stops. The sound of a small crash is then heard. Back up in space, the music continues. A bunch of robots lined up next to each other activate their thrusters and fly towards Megas. Coop has a smug grin on his face. Megas then aims downward and the hands go inside. Megas then fires out what appears to be bombs that stay in place. They are lined up the same way the robots headed to Megas. Then Megas puts its arms together to seemingly create the cool energy sword, however Coop subverts this and instead creates an energy hockey stick*
Jamie: Did you just create a hockey stick out of raw energy? Nice! *Megas goes to the first bomb on the left and uses the energy hockey stick to slap shot the bomb into the robot. It hits a robot and it explodes. Megas continues to do this as the robots get hit from left to right and explode. Inside the ship, Dralig grrs. More robots get hit by the bombs that Megas hits with the energy hockey stick* GOAL! *Another robot explodes* GOAL! *Another robot gets hit and explodes* HAT TRICK! *Back at Jersey City, it shows people looking up at Megas fighting the Ceruleans, they are cheer for Megas. Goat and Tiny are among them rooting for Coop. Back up above, Megas fires the last bomb into a robot blowing it up. Organ music plays* And the crowd goes wild! *Coop and Jamie do the rock on pose thing. *
Dralig: No. This is not possible! *Megas pulls back and punches another robot. Then using the energy hockey stick. Slapshots a robots head off. This causes the hockey stick to dissipate. Megas then opens up and fires a bunch of missiles at robots and they explode. Back in Jersey City, it shows the explosions and everyone continues cheering. Back up above. Megas is seen moving its hands to signal a job well done. Coop does this as well. Dralig appears on the monitor* How were you able to take out my men so quickly and flawlessly!?
Coop: You ain't the only bot around here to use a Mega-Slush as a power upgrade! Oh, and thanks for the idea! Worked out better than expected!
Dralig: You may be strong enough take on me and my men, but no one is strong enough to withstand a blast at point blank range. *He presses a button and aims the laser cutter right at Megas. He turns up the lever to full power. It charges up. *
Jamie: Coop? *Dralig presses a button and the laser fires*
Coop: Uh oh. *The beam completely envelops Megas*
Coop/Jamie/Kiva: AAAAAHHHHHH!!! *The screen gets brighter and brighter and shakes. Megas completely disappears within the beam. Dralig is heard laughing as the beam dissipates. *
Dralig: Hahahahahah. Hahahahahah! *He looks. It zooms in on his face. The sound of a car coming to a screeching halt is heard* What!? *It pans over to outside to show Megas completely unharmed. Parts of Megas sparkle. Coop and Jamie are laughing, while Kiva does nothing. *
Coop: That the best you really got!?
Dralig: Graah! *Presses a button again, the beam fires once again. Megas flies through the beam and heads towards the cannon itself. Dralig grrs as Megas continues to fly through the beam. Eventually Megas makes it to the cannon itself. Megas then rips the cannon off of the ship. This causes the controls to short circuit, then explode. This makes Dralig stumble and fall* No! *Dralig gets back up*
Advisor: Sir! The laser cannon has been ripped off of the ship! *Coop appears on the monitor*
Coop: Ok chumps! We're coming in! *Megas flies through an opening from the laser cutter cannon. Robots come to fight Megas again. The robots fire at Megas, but the attacks do nothing. Megas goes to a robot and punches it in the face then rips off its arms, then using the arms it beams up another robot hitting its head off. Then it throws the arms into another robot destroying it. Then Megas fires a wave of missiles at another robot but the robot shoots the missiles down with its canon. Coop and Jamie look at each other, then at the robot. Megas just punches the robot and it hits a wall making it explode. Megas fights its away out of the room where the laser canon is stored and makes its way into the hall. Kiva uses her computer*
Kiva: Coop! There's a storage unit with more Mega-Slush up ahead! If we can get it back, then Dralig won't be able to power himself up any further!
Coop: I'm on it! *Megas runs through the hall punching and bashing robots in his way. They try to fire at it but Megas is just too fast. Back in the control room they see a blue dot headed for a room*
Advisor: The guardian is making his way to the storage unit! If he gets his hands on the super coolant containers, he'll be unstoppable!
Dralig: Not if I have anything to say about it. *Dralig gets up and makes his way to the storage area. Since he is closer, he will get there first. A robot fires at Megas, but Megas grabs its head and pushes it in. Megas then punches another robot down. Megas fires a missile into another robot and it blows up. Several robots see Megas. They shut the door leading to the storage area so Megas can't get in. Megas just fires upon the robots with energy blasts and they go down as Megas passes them. Megas then punches the door and it breaks down. Megas walks inside*
Kiva: Ok. Now we just need to find where the slush containers are and take it back with us.
Jamie: Yeah....and what about Jersey City? We have to bring that back as well.
Kiva: We'll have to use Dralig's ship to put Jersey City back in place.
Jamie: Yeah. Good luck with that.
Dralig: I'd know you'd come here. *As he speaks the gang turn their heads to face Dralig. It then zooms over to Dralig* You have become quite the annoying pest guardian. *
Coop: Hey! I ain't the one who’s trying to steal my town! Now gimmie back Jersey City or else!
Dralig: Sorry, but it's mine now. And in case you have forgotten, the last time we fought I decimated you throughout my ship. Even with your super coolant upgrade, you're still no match for me.
Coop: Why not fight me and find out! *Megas does the bring it on pose. Dralig makes an angry face. Both Megas and Dralig face each other. It does a split screen of them both facing one another. They both run at each other. Megas punches Dralig in the face. Then Dralig punches Megas in the car part. Then they grapple. Dralig manages to pick up Megas and throw him away. He falls onto some equipment. Megas gets back up. It shows Coop with an angry look on this face. Coop then presses buttons on a controller. Atari sounds are heard. Megas fires shots at Dralig. He gets hit and goes flying into the wall. Dralig gets back up. Both Megas and Dralig run at each other. Megas grabs Dralig and knees him in the stomach. Then Megas gives Dralig a DDT. Megas flexes a pose. Dralig gets up and grabs Megas by the car part and pushes him down. It then shows various still screens. 1: Megas giving Dralig an uppercut. 2: Dralig punching Megas. 3: Megas giving Megas a suplex. 4: Dralig blasting Megas with his arm cannon. After that, Megas aims its fist at Dralig and fires it. Dralig gets hit and goes crashing into the wall. Megas stands proudly, then gets hit by another blast from Dralig's cannon. Megas falls down. Both Megas and Dralig get back up and face each other. * I hope you're ready for more because I've got mo-*The sounds of shutting down are heard. Coop looks at the monitor* Huh!? *The rainbow bars return to normal power levels*
Kiva: Magas’s energy levels are back to normal.
Jamie: That can't be good. *Dralig shoots Megas causing Megas to flying into the wall. Megas is electrocuting*
Dralig: *Laughs* Such a shame. It seems you couldn't hold on to that power of yours. *Coop looks angry. He looks to his right and sees the Mega-Slush containers. Dralig sees this as well. Megas gets up and goes for the slush. But Dralig punches Megas away. Megas hits some equipment. * Oh no you don't. I'm not going to let you power up again. *Smiles* You know. I just thought of something, if a small amount made me this powerful, just imagine with an entire storage container can do! *Dralig rips open the top of the container revealing millions of tiny goblets of Mega-Slushies. *
Coop: Don't you dare! *Dralig laughs and he picks up the storage container. His chest opens up revealing his Matrix Accelerator. He dumps the entire supply into it. It then closes. Kiva scans*
Kiva: His energy levels are increasing exponentially! He's too powerful for us to stop!
Jamie: Oh man! *Dralig punches Megas. Then grabs Megas by one of the legs and slams him throughout the storage area. Megas then slowly gets up and fires a blast at Dralig. It does nothing to him. Dralig then fires a blast at Megas. This causes Megas to go flying out of the storage area and into the hallway. Megas tries to get up but can barely move. Dralig then goes over to Megas and picks him up. He tries to rip Megas in half by pulling the arms. Megas is electrocuting*
Dralig: Incredible! Who could have guessed that a simple Earther confectionary beverage could generate so much power!? *It shows Coop, Jamie, and Kiva cringing as Megas gets pulled apart as he talks* With this power, I will bring all of Earth to its knees! *Back inside the car the monitor flashes: DANGER. Beeping sounds are heard It goes back to Dralig talking* But why stop there? I can make the entire universe grovel at my feet! No....the universe is much too small. I can rule all of time and space with this power! I am unstoppable! *It shows Coop, Jamie, and Kiva yelling here* I am invincible! *Back to Dralig talking again* I AM-*Before he can finish, a flash occurs. Dralig drops Megas and goes into pain. He clenches his head* AAAAHH!!! What's happening to me! It hurts! *He goes down on his knees and is holding his head* Make it stop! *He gets back up and yells in pain. Coop, Jamie, and Kiva look at each other, then at Dralig*
Jamie: Dude. What just happened?
Kiva: It's....like he has a massive headache. *Coop laughs. Jamie, and Kiva look at Coop*
Coop: I know exactly what this is! You can't just consume that much Mega-Slush that fast! You'll get brain freeze! *Megas gets back up. Megas cracks its knuckles. It runs up to Dralig and gives him a super punch. Dralig goes flying into the wall. Megas then grabs him and throws him away. Dralig slowly gets back up. Kiva scans*
Kiva: His power levels returned to normal.
Coop: Nice. And now to finish this! Megas gives Dralig a thumbs down gesture, then runs up to him. * WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *Megas punches Dralig. He goes flying into the wall. He gets up slowly, but falls to one knee. He is also electrocuting*
Dralig: C-Curse you guardian.
Coop: Now. If you don't mind, I'll be taking back my town please. *Dralig musters up enough strength to get up, but he is still electrocuting*
Dralig: You...won't be.... taking anything! *He slams his fist on a button that is near him. This causes klaxons to go off*
Voice: *Voice actor is Corey Burton* Warning! SELF DESTRUCT ACTIVATED. THIS VESSEL WILL EXPLODE IN 60 SECONDS! I REPEAT. THIS VESSEL WILL EXPLODE IN 60 SECONDS.
Coop: No!
Dralig: If I go down, I'm taking you and your city with me! *Kiva scans*
Kiva: Coop! We've only got 60 seconds before this entire place blows up! It will take all of Jersey City with it!
Jamie: Oh man!
Coop: *Pause* I got this! *Megas grabs some left over Mega-Slush goblets, and opens up its matrix accelerator. It throws them in. Megas closes its chest. Kiva scans the monitor. It shows the power levels going up again*
Kiva: Our power levels are rising again!
Coop: Nice!
Voice: 30 SECONDS UNTIL THIS VESSEL EXPLODES! I REPEAT. 30 SECONDS UNTIL THIS VESSEL EXPLODES!
Jamie: We only have 30 seconds left! Hurry! *Outside it shows a blast is fired from the ship. Megas flies out of the hole it created and sees Jersey City still tethered to the ship below it. Megas then aims at the 4 tethers and fires 4 energy blades at it. This releases the city from the ship allowing it to float in space. Megas then flies and grabs all of the tethers and starts to fly towards Earth. On the monitor it counts down to from 10. *
Kiva: 10 seconds! *Megas flies faster carrying Jersey City with it. * 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *It shows Dralig's ship explode with multiple explosions. As Megas flies away it shows blasts behind them. *
Jamie: Man, that was too close for comfort.
Kiva: We've made it. And it looks like Jersey City is still in one piece.
Coop: Well. I wasn't able to save the extra Mega-Slush, but at least I was able to save Jersey City!
Kiva: Surprisingly. Now we just need to put it back where it belongs. *It shows Megas flying towards Earth. Back on Earth. It shows Jersey City slowly descending back to its proper location. Megas moves its hands to signal a job well done. The gang are now outside of Megas and back by Coop's house. *
Coop: Well, that wasn't so tough! *The gang look to their left* Hmmm....did I always live this close by the beach? *It zooms out showing Jersey City is the wrong way*
Kiva: Coop! You put Jersey City back the wrong way! *Back to the gang. Jamie looks around and smiles*
Jamie: I see it as an improvement. Plus, this could be a new business opportunity. *Smug grin. It shows Jamie back at the table with a sign for Mega-Slushies. Customers line up to get a slushie*
Kiva: You're unbelievable.
Jamie: Hey. You're just jealous you didn't come up with it first! *Coop comes by with a slushie and gives it to a customer. It pans out showing a huge line of customers*
End Credits: Ator and a female Cryhock are on line ordering a slush. Jamie raises an eyebrow and they pay Jamie. They get 2 White colored Mega-Slushes and they smack their cups together and drink.
The end.
Notes:
Voice actors
Coop: David Deluise
Jamie/Customer: Steven Jay Blum
Kiva/Kid: Wendee Lee
Goat: Scot Reinecker
Dralig/Phil/Solder 3: Jeff Glen Bennet
Advisor/Customer #2/System: Corey Burton
Clerk/Customer #3: Greg Eagles
Newscaster/Customer #3/Tiny: Kevin Michael Richardson
Solder 1/Solder 2/Customer #4: Dorian Harewood
Production Music heard
The Prey: Amphonic Music
Towards the Edge: De Wolfe Music
Harsh LIfe: Westar Music
Sao La De Bahia: Universal Production Music
Doin The Dog: Xtreme Music X Series
Tippsy Trippsy: Universal Production Music
Gangsters: Amphonic Music
The Hunt: Sonoton Music
Lose My Hi: Extrememusic X Series
Cecil Percussion: Non-Stop Producer Series
They're Here: Non-Stop Producer Series
High Plains: Non-Stop Producer Series
Sucker 10: Extreme Music X Series
Countdown to Conflict: Megatrax The Scene
The Grinder: Selected Sounds
Ultimate Glory*: Non-Stop Production Music
Relentless Power: DeWolfe Music
Bloodshot: Extreme Music X Series
Life Flight: Non-Stop Production Music
Short Hair: Universal Production Music
Viper Room Rumble: Universal Production Music
Aboriginal Forest: CPM Music (Formerly Carlin)
