Well, there are long gaps because nobody likes him anymore; not since his bigoted chats went public.I want to see Jontron review this special, though given his notoriously long gaps between videos we probably wouldn't be seeing it for a while yet.
Looking at it now it reminds me of another thing Jon reviewed - a Christian PC game called The Zoo Race:
And the way you described your fantasy "worst Christmas special ever" actually seems more suited for a creepypasta. If anything, the Candle Cove Christmas special wouldn't be too far off.