The first post

Mulberry

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I've been asked to write the very first post in this forum.

Though their intentions were admirable, I'm not entirely sure I was the best choice. I don't make a habit of hanging around bulletin board systems, and I'm not the most educated as far as the subject is concerned. However, I have done my best in the last few hours to study the basic nuances of the typical message board discussion, and what follows is what I hope will be a welcoming statement scribed in your own native language.

Ahem.

I don't like cats. Therefore, all cats are Nazis, and all people who like cats are Nazis. Anyone who disagrees with me is a library-paste-eating burden on society who will never be loved and will leave this earth the miserable failure he is today. I am just stating an opinion, I am not trolling or flaming. Snakes on a Plane. Chuck Norris.
 

takineko

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I am a library-paste-eating burden on society who will never be loved and will leave this earth the miserable failure I am today-- who also proclaims "W007!" and "WIN" for your SoaP refrence.
 

I5Spiders

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Cats are soft and fluffy, but they hate it when you touch them, for the most part. How evil is that?!
 

takineko

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I5Spiders said:
Cats are soft and fluffy, but they hate it when you touch them, for the most part. How evil is that?!
Depends on the breed, and how it was raised. I know many cats that can not get enough of being petted, to the point it is obnoxious
 

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