Simpsons Quote Quiz

[Lonestarr]

Bart on the rollercoaster that didn't have him securely fastened in "Selma's Choice".

"And that's the tooth!"

 

[DianaGohan]

That's from the end of "Last Exit To Springfield" when Lisa gets her stainless steel nearly non-visible braces. (She's also the one who said the quote) And if that's correct, I have a quote to go along with it.

"Quiet! Here come the ninjas!

Okay, so solve that one.

 

[Kaner]

I think Bart said this in the episode where Homer creates Tomacho.

 

[Spastic Minnow]

I think Bart said this in the episode where Homer creates Tomacho.

You say Tomacho
I say Tomacco
lets call the whole thing off

(I don't know the answer, I was just confused by the spelling)

 

[DianaGohan]

Jerkbox is correct (By the way the title of the episode was "E-I-E-I-Doh!") so he can go and give out the next quote.

 

[Kaner]

I think Bart said this in the episode where Homer creates Tomacho.

*Looks up and smacks head* D'oh!

Anywho, here's the new quote:

"This bra bomb better work Nerdlinger."

 

[David Lucas]

This bra bomb better work Nerdlinger.

The episode where Homer goes back to college, he's watching a movie/tv show where I think the guys name is Corey tells Nerdlinger it better work. The bomb goes off and bras start raining from the sky, to which the president starts dancing and the Dean goes "Mr President!"

"Loosen up Dean, that young man will make a fine addition to my cabinet, secretary of partying dowwwwwwwwn."

Then a bra falls on the Deans head and Homer rejoices.

I am so great I am so great, everybody loves me, I am so great

 

[Lonestarr]

I'll assume that that was the latest quote, so...

Three-year old Bart singing in "Lisa's First Word".

"Oh yeah. I got hit by one of those."

 

[Kaner]

I think this was said by one of the bums talking with Herbert in Brother Can You Spare two Dimes.

 

[Lonestarr]

Next one's yours, JerkBox.

 

[Lonestarr]

Okay, so JerkBox went away without telling anybody, so I'll take this one:

"I've never heard of a poison porkchop."

 

[DianaGohan]

That one's from "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish" in which Homer is complaining about getting poison from the blowfish when he could have been having pork chops instead. And if that's the right quote, I have one to give as well.

"Hey, you're not that gorilla from the zoo."

 

[Spastic Minnow]

"Hey, you're not that gorilla from the zoo."

Moe, after discovering he was kissing Selma in the dark, from 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky


"He's history's greatest monster!"

 

[LD1984]

I can't remember who said it, but it was directed towards a statue of Jimmy Carter. I later discovered that the episode's name is Marge in Chains! Instead of a statue of Lincoln, the town gets Carter.

Don't ask how I remembered that.

Assuming I'm right,

"Put the mayonaise in the sun"

 

[TimTwoFace]

Assuming that he's right, I'd like to step up and saying that his own quote is from the episode where Grampa is working at Krusty Burger. The squeaky-voiced teen demands, "we need more secret sauce! Put this mayonaise in the sun."

I forget the main plot of that episode at the moment, but I know that's the right scene!

-Tim

 

[DianaGohan]

That was the "Lisa vrs Malibu Stacey" episode where Lisa thought the Mailbu Stacey Dolls were getting to sexist and helped make another doll that only one little girl bought. The subplot was Grandpa trying to act younger then he is, and that included working at Krusty's, but then had a change of heart at the end.

 

[LD1984]

CORRECT! Go for it Tim!

 

[TimTwoFace]

Sweet! Thanks!

Hmmm...now I need to come up with a good one...

"Riiiiight...tomorrow..."



-Tim

 

[TimTwoFace]

My, it's been a while! I guess you need a hint, so...it follows a scene at Moe's Tavern.

-Tim

 

[Lonestarr]

Another hint is required.