Captain Caps
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In "Star Wars"-styled lettering, the title flies for the screen.
"Spaced-Out Warners"
by Brainatra, Captain Caps, Dr. Belch, Robert and Sharklady
Fade in on the Watertower, as seen in many fanfics. As we go inside, fans are breezing all over the place while Jimmy Buffett's song "Margaritaville" provides the backdrop for exhaustion.
Yakko: (Resting on the arm of a couch) This day is boring the life out of me!
Wakko: (Sprawled by the refrigerator) What can we do? We've busted a Beanie Baby ring, prevented the Apocalypse, salvaged our good names from the mud that is Rupert Murdoch, saved Christmas, hosted an overlong awards show, started our own radio station...We've exhausted our adventure potential.
Dot: (Plastered against a wall by a gigantic fan) Well, what haven't we done in a long time?
Yakko: Annoyed Dr. Scratchansniff?
Dot: And who is he again?...
Wakko: Some studio psychiatrist we annoyed the heck out of when "Animaniacs" was on the air. In fanfics, he's kind of fallen by the wayside. Didn't he appear in "The Harley Awards"? Anyway, have we gone crazy over the resident beautiful people on the lot recently?
Dot: I couldn't tell you. My brain is aching. We need to go someplace that is air-conditioned and relaxing...with light jazz versions of 80s pop songs wafting through the air...someplace with a T.G.I Fridays and an Orange Julius...someplace...
Yakko: I'm cutting you off right there! I know where you're going, so let's get it done! We're going to The Maul!
Dissolve to the Shopping Palace of Beverly Hills...The Maul!
Wakko: (Entering through a revolving door) Oh, goody! A Caffe-nation Coffee Shop! A 48 ounce cup of Strawberry Mocha Latte only sets you back five dollars! You can get a Joltachino and 3 Coffee-Cocoa-Clusters for only 3.50! Let's go there first! (As Yakko starts to run off, Dot grabs him by his shirt collar)
Dot: Not yet, Sweetie! You still have a few more anger-management classes to go before you can drink coffee!
Wakko: (Dejectedly, Huntsman-sounding) Darn the luck! No coffee! Darn the luck! Darn it to Heck!
Dot: Don't worry, you'll be okay! Yakko and I...(reaching out to grab him, but just catching air) Yakko?
Zip pan to Yakko standing by Bed, Bath and Beyond, chatting with 2 big-haired mall ladies as Billy Ocean's song "Loverboy" plays softly in the background.
Yakko: Nice hair! How do you get it to stay like that?
Callie (The brunette-haired mall lady): Like, I've used conditioner for, like, as long as I can like remember. It's been a totally long time since my hair was small!
Wendi: (The blonde-haired mall lady) Yeah, everyone, like, says that we should join the present day, but, like, the past is welcoming to us!
Dot: (Walking up) Hey, Valentino. Who are those ladies you're chatting with?
Yakko: Dot, meet Callie and Wendi!
C&W: Like, the pleasure's ours, totally!
Callie: Like, are you siblings or something?
Dot: (Deadpan) Well, you win the white carnation!
Wakko leaps onto Callie's left shoulder and Wendi's right shoulder.
Wakko: Hello, 80s-style-mall-hair-Valley-Girl nurses!
Callie: Like, you're totally spazzing out on me, but thanks for the comp, totally!
Wendi darts her eyes around nervously. Yakko catches hold of this.
Yakko: Wendi, are you okay?
Wendi: (Whispering) Like, not really! I know a lot of things! Like, you know, things that could get me sent to my death.
Yakko and Wendi walk to the Orange Julius.
Yakko: Wait, have you been imprisoned?
Wendi: Like, no! I've always dressed this way! It's just, like, that Callie and I were walking through the Mall in 1992, looking to score some Motley Crue tickets. Like, Vince Neill is a total studmuffin. Like, anyway, we noticed a slightly opened door, and we heard the sounds of screaming. We opened the door, and we saw 3 men being doused in hot acid. Poured in their eyes, trickled down their throats, and tossed over every body part for reasons unfathomable to our minds. We were bought in after witnessing the horror. We were told that we had to remain in the mall for the rest of our lives, so the stories wouldn't leak out. I'm running the risk of death telling you what I know. I need you and your siblings to help Callie and I escape.
Standing around the corner by the incense store are 2 bald gentlemen in headphones. These men are Mob associates Vin Twelves and Sparks Testarossa.
Vin: What the (bleep)? Nobody's supposed to know those facts.
Sparks: They aren't facts if nobody knows them.
Vin: How much Vino ya been puttin' back? That didn't make any (bleep)ing sense.
Sparks: Look, you (bleep)ing mook! I'm saying we need to bump them off!
Vin: Wait, let me call the Boss.
Fade to an office high above the mall. This is the residence of "Twenty-Bar" Thomassino.
20: We've been found out? Oh, great! Look, position hitmen everywhere within a 15-mile radius, and get the guards out in the mall. Those Vals and whoever they told their stories to will perish. If they survive the Mall, they won't survive outside!
20 lights up a cigar.
(Cut to much later, as we see the sibs, Wendi, and Callie are ensconsed inside of a McDonald's close to the Maul...)
WAKKO: Well?
DOT: (Glances behind a door) Nope...doesn't look like this place is a villain's front like *last* time. (Stretches some employer's face to prove her point) See? No mask...bad skin, but no mask.
WAKKO: Faboo!
CALLIE: Well, what do we do now? I doubt that decoy you left at the mall's gonna fool those gangsters for long...
YAKKO: Will they? (Wiggles his eyebrows...)
(Zip pan to the mall, where we see that the "decoys" are apparently recycled stock footage duplicates of Wendi and Callie. They're being led by Vin and Sparks back to their HQ, with their fellow goons' guns trained on the two ersatz "Valley Girls"...)
"WENDI": (Recycled dialogue) SO I was saying, like, y'know!
"CALLIE": (Recycled as well) Oh, *as if*! (Giggles)
VIN: The boss is gonna love this!
SPARKS: Yeah. Um...(staring at the two figures) Is it just me, or do you feel like watchin' some boy band sing redubbed lyrics right about now?
VIN: You, too?
(Zip back to the M*ckeyD's...)
YAKKO: Well, like the lady said, our next move?
DOT: Well, the *last* time we were called in to help stop a gangster-like figure, we wound up becoming superheroes and travelling to the year 2465 A.D.... (* - in Fastest Mice Alive 2). So who *knows* what'll happen *this* time...
WENDI: Can't you, like, call for help or somethin'? On one of those cell phones we've seen everyone with at the mall?
DOT: Help, huh? Hmmm...
WAKKO: Faboo! We'll have enough characters to re-make "The Ten Commandments"!
DOT: (Annoyedly) *I don't think so*. (Whips out a cell phone and dials) Hello? Yes, it's me, sweetums....um hm...uh-huh....OK, stop swearing a blue streak for a minute and listen, OK, hon?
(Cut to a moment later, in Washington DC...we see hanging up the phone is none other than the ex-Harbinger-and-now-Congressman-of-the-Apocalypse/state of Michigan, Axel Foley)
AXEL: (Bleep) those Warners! Always expectin' me to run all over the place like I've got nothin' better to do... (shrug) But I guess I could use the break while my fellow congressmen are busy debating this tax bill. (To his staff) If anyone asks, I'm going out to California...by way of the FBI office.
STAFF: The FBI, sir?
AXEL: That's right. There's some gangster out there that's causing a bunch of trouble, and I want him brought down! I remember that "20" guy from my days as a cop in Detroit, and he ain't getting away with any more hijinks...
STAFF: What sort of sordidness was this person doing?
AXEL: You know, breaking thumbs, running rackets...in this case, he was running some big "club drug" ring in 1992. He was dealing X and H, and he managed to knock off 20 kids. You remember?
STAFF: Yes...
AXEL: He was definitely makin' a *killing*! Then the DEA blew up his compound...but before then, he was funnelin' the money to some illegal off-shore bank account.
STAFF: And you learned all this from...?
AXEL: Those (bleep)in' kids have these two young women who saw enough evidence of what "20" was doin' while runnin' that racket to put him away for a really long time. But they need to stay alive long enough to testify against them for a court! And those gangster (bleep)s are gonna try to bring 'em down anyway they can!
STAFF: So, their only hope is...
AXEL: Sending someone out to Burbank from the FBI to help bring those (bleep)s down! Told those kids to stay put for now, until the FBI agent and myself get out there. (Shakes his head) Wait...this better not be "Warner (bleep)in' Academy *3*" already...*awww*....
STAFF: Very well, then, sir...good luck.
(Axel exits the office...we cut to the Burbank M*ckeyD's much later, where we see the sibs are busying themselves harassing the workers. Callie and Wendi look very bored.)
WENDI: When is that "help" going to arrive?
CALLIE: (Glancing at the hyperactive sibs) Like someone with a dose of *Ritalin*??
(Suddenly, we see Axel walk through the door...)
AXEL: No need to fear, a government employee is here! I'm your worst (bleep)ing nightmare...A congressman with a badge and the authority to kick your (bleep)ing (bleep) whenever I feel like it!
CALLIE: Like, should I recoil in fear or just laugh?
AXEL: Well, I've brought someone from the FBI to help protect you and bust those (bleep)in' gangsters...
WAKKO: (Ceasing his harassment mode, along with his sibs) Faboo! Who?
AXEL: Namely, *her*...(a figure steps forward) I'd like all of you to meet...*Agent Mully*!
("X-Files" music plays, as a Gillian Anderson-lookalike figure is seen)
YAKKO & WAKKO: HELLOOOO, NURSE! (They jump into her arms)
WAKKO: Remember us? From that Christmas special named after me?
MULLY: I'm trying *not to*. (Drops them with a look of disgust on her face)
DOT: Say, Mully, where's your partner?
MULLY: Sculder said he wanted to go work on other facets of his career...(shrug) His loss, I suppose. Anyway, let's get down to business...we have reason to believe that "20" isn't engaged in his nefarious activities alone. He's planning something *big*, even as we speak...and has obtained resources to help him accomplish that goal. AMong others---(looks at the M*ckeyD workers, who're all glaring at this. Mully shoots a stern look, and they go back to cleaning out grease traps) *Ahem*....I was saying, one of the aides to "20"'s scheme is none other than notorious gangster and former Looney Tunes star---*Rocky*. (Whips out a picture of Rocky and Muggsy). Rocky, in particular, is holding up his end of this gang alliance by having kidnapped 25 hours ago *this* person. Rocky apparently has some sort of grudge against her for some incident in the past in Mexico...and plans on using her vast intelligence as part of some elaborate scheme! This is who he's kidnapped... (Whips out another picture, a photo of Billie)
WARNERS: (Gasp)
AXEL: Yeah, how I reacted. If those gangbangers can force her to use her brains to do their (bleep)in' dirty plan, we're all in deep (bleep)!
MULLY: Exactly. Since this "Billie" supposedly has the intellect of a score of our best geniuses thanks to her genetic modifications, we believe that they may have some sort of technology need...
DOT: Gee, where are Brain and Pinky?
MULLY: Her two friends apparently are trying to investigate the disappearance on their own. Brain in particular claimed to be able to find Billie on his own without the need for teaming up with us...or, in his words, "a cast size that would put the number 'googol' to shame."
WAKKO: Awww....
MULLY: So we may run into him at some point in this mission.
DOT: What do we do now?
MULLY: The objective: find for "20" and Rocky. Find Miss Billie. Stop whatever scheme they may have.
YAKKO: Goody...another search for an unseen, Shadow-Ensconsed Thug. If we have to run all over the place *again*...
MULLY: No need. We already have deduced their hideout: in the top floor of a building near the mall. We shall go there and confront Mr. "20" and Rocky in person. If Billie's not being kept there, we'll contact the Brain to see how his search is progressing.
DOT: (Shocked) You mean...an actual *plan*?! As in, no mindless running around and accumulating useless people?!? (Sits down, and gets a drink of water) I'm not sure I can actually *believe* this.
MULLY: *Believe it*, sister. (Whips out her pistol, and loads it) Come on, Congressman Foley...we've got a gangster to bring in. And a mystery to solve...the truth *is* out---
WAKKO: Save the tag lines for later, OK? We've got to see a gangman about a horse's head! (All stare at him) Didn't any of you watch that "Godfather"'s movie?
DOT: Not this section's writer, apparently...but let's *go* before we wind up accumulating "help"! (Sees the McD's workers approaching) Oh, no you don't... (Yanks a rope, and drops an anvil on top of them)
AXEL: Little *extreme*, don't ya think?
DOT: Anything to avoid having to lose more spotlight from me, dear.
AXEL: Oh, brudder...
(All exit...)
Our heroes are riding to the mall in a van emblazoned with the words "Otis Amos' Cookie Factory". On the radio, we hear the soulful sounds of Chaka Khan's "Through The Fire".
Yakko: So we're on our way back to the mall. Could we stop at Pretzel-la on our way to meet "20"? We'll need sustenance to rub these guys out.
Dot: Actually, I was leaning more towards getting take-out buffalo wings from T.G.I Friday's.
Wakko: How about a steaming pot of coffee?
Dot: NO WAY IN HECK!
Yakko: Now, now, fair sister. Let us consider the matter. Perhaps if we gave the boy some decaf, he could have a sense of controlled craziness that could prove beneficial in the long run.
Wendi: Like, what is it with Wakko and coffee?
Dot: It's a long and rather violent story!
Yakko: The "highlight" of which would undoubtedly be Wakko going after a girl named Mindy with a chainsaw.
Callie: Come again?
Dot: It's kind of like when Yakko used a motorcycle to run over a guy in a Donald Duck costume!
Wendi: Whoa! Like, ohmilord, what's with the bloodlust?
Yakko: We'll explain later. Anyway, will we be able to see a mov...
Yakko is cut off by a police officer's yelling.
Officer: Stop right now! If you don't stop, we shall be forced to send you to jail!
Axel: (As the driver, he steps out) What the (bleep)? Don't you recognize me? I'm Axel Foley! I came here 3 times and took down 3 different villains.
Officer: 3, 2, 1...I could give a (bleep), pickaninny! Fork out your license!
Axel: What's with the racial profiling?
Officer: Look, just give me the license!
Axel whips out a pair of handcuffs, and buckles the police officer.
Axel: Yakko, Wakko, Dot...Get your (bleep)s out here! Drop the anvil!
Yakko, Wakko and Dot drop an anvil. It just goes through the officer without flattening him.
Axel: Um...Plan B! The mallet!
Wakko whips out a mallet and whomps it on the officer. Once again, it just goes through him, circles under the ground and comes up to send Wakko flying 20 feet away.
Mully: Dear Lord, he can't be beaten!
Officer: (In a demonic voice) You'll never catch me! I'm (bleep)ing unstoppable! C'mon, run me over! I dare you, you scumbuckets!
Yakko: Give the man what he wants!
All hop back in the van. Axel slams down the accelarator, and aims for the officer. The van goes right through him as he comes out whole on the other end. The same can't be said for the van, which has split in half. The officer hops in his police Ferrari.
Officer: The name is Matrix. Remember it well! You'll never be able to stop me!
With this, Matrix jabs a needle in his arm and rides off.
Yakko: *Matrix"?! How in the name of Cleavon Little did he get back here? Let's drive, and hope that we don't die! Our Lady of Blessed Accelaration, Don't Fail Us Now!
Our heroes haul, as we fade to the building that Billie's being held in, where we see the gang's van is parked in front of. We fade to the building's lobby, where we see the gang is rushing for the elevators.
DOT: Gee, I hope we aren't too late....I mean, who knows what those thugs have in store for her?
BRAIN: (off-screen) I must concur, Miss Warner.
ALL: *Brain*!
[They turn around, and find that Brain is running towards the elevators as well...]
BRAIN: I see we apparently have the same mutual target....let us dispense with the pleasentries and head for the top...
PINKY: Oooh, does that involve a long middle management career? [Brain whaps Pinky, as all go to the elevators and head for the penthouse floor...]
[However, when all get to the gangsters' main floor, they're in for quite a shock, as they see that in the office of "20" and Rocky are 20, Rocky, and Muggsy themselves, along with their hired goons, all look like they're being pinned to the floor by some unseen, invisible force...the only one able to walk normally is...]
ALL: *BILLIE*?!?
BILLIE: Hey there...
WAKKO: What's wrong with the bad guys?
BILLIE: Oh, them? Well, when they wanted me to build a gadget to help 'em rob banks, what they didn't know was that all the parts they ordered enabled me to construct a miniaturized version of an improved version of a superconductive magnetic infindibulator, attuned to their specific genetic patterns. Not my first choice of an escape device, but what're ya gonna do? (Shrugs)
DOT: So, this means that the baddies are already defeated?
MULLY: Apparently so. (Radios for backup to come take them away)
ROCKY: Dis...is....humiliatin'!
MUGGSY: Daaah....just...like....bein' in jail! Heh...
ROCKY: Shad...dup!
WAKKO: Awww, I was gonna hope we'd run all over the place like crazy, have to find the shadowy bad guy and drop Wal-Marts and tanks and bombs and whatever on him...
YAKKO: Yeah....the whole thing's actually...over?
BRAIN: Well, I for one am *glad* this outing's shorter-than-usual. At least I've been spared having to engage in most of the usual fanfic cliches...
[As all begin to celebrate this unusually short Final Confrontation, we cut away from this building, to Warner Bros. Studios in Burbank, some time before this incident happened....we cut to Thaddeus Plotz's office, where we see filing out are the current Kids' WB stars: Virgil Hawkins, Max Steel, Pikachu, Terry McGinnis, etc., apparently having been briefed on the new fall lineup. Terry passes a door marked "Video Editing Room", and makes a face, before shaking his head and moving on...cut to Plotz himself, who's with Lydia Karaoke, Sammy Melman, and a few random minions.]
PLOTZ: (Gleeful) Yes! Oh, this is too perfect! Our ratings are at their best in years, and the new fall lineup promises *more* of the same! Cardcaptors, Pokemon, Max Steel...it goes on and on! Between our recent AOL merger and those 78 new episodes of Pokemon alone will keep our momentum going for practically *forever*!
LYDIA: Nice, sir, but there's still one loose business end we should tie up...the *Warners*.
PLOTZ: (Reading over the episode descriptions for next fall's "Batman Beyond" episodes) What about them?
LYDIA: Well, over the past few years, since their show's been cancelled, they've been allowed quite a bit of free reign...and with the lack of, ahem, monitoring on our part, they've engaged in all sorts of sordid actions, from blowing up amusement parks and fast food restaurants to engaging in pirate radio broadcasting to consorting with all sorts of vile, unwholesome lowlifes, like that Axel Foley pottymouth!
PLOTZ: (Still not paying too much attention) Uh-huh....
LYDIA: Sir, I think it's high time those children were, ahem, imprisoned back inside their Water Tower. With their show in reruns on Cartoon Network and moving to Nickelodeon, we don't see much need to keep them around. And with the merger, you *are* looking to downsize a few employees, yes?
PLOTZ: (Puts his reading material down) But what about promotional material? We'll need them to promote the occasional released merchandise...and record some promo voiceovers for Nickelodeon...
MINION: That's the beauty of this idea, sir. We won't need those Warners at all if we have...*THIS*! (Pushes a button, and we see entering the room are the Warners....or something that vaguely resembles them.) With the latest in recycled stock footage technology, we can program these duplicates to do everything they'd normally do! (Whips out a microphone, and speaks into it; the sibs match the mouth movements of the minion) See? They'll do whatever we see...ahem..."hello, nurse"..."faboo"..."I'm the cute one"...
PLOTZ: My goodness...that's....
LYDIA: Beautiful? And with a few button pushes, they're primed to promote whatever we want! (Pushes some buttons; they change to Nickelodeon-colored clothing; "Wakko" eats in a recycled manner a "Nickelodeon" colored bar) See?
PLOTZ: That's *brilliant*! Just think of the savings! And we can finally lock away those troublesome meddlers once and for *all*! Get Ralph in here...have him find those siblings so we can lock them away once and for all! (Begins laughing, as melodramatic music plays...we fade away from this scene, and back to the heroes, who're all celebrating their premature Final Confrontational victory....however, Billie suspects something's wrong...)
BILLIE: I dunno about this, Eggy....it was rather quick, even for me. I'm sort of afraid that something's gonna happen...
BRAIN: Such as? You've defeated the gangsters, the police backup are on their way to round them up; what more can happen?
[Suddenly, the building itself begins shaking; all look a bit concerned]
WAKKO: Awww, it's the Big One! And I wasn't even prepared to stock up on valuable supplies!
YAKKO: *I* am... (Leaps into Mully's arms, and smiles)
BRAIN: I don't think this is an ordinary earthquake...
[As if to prove Brain's point, we see a figure teleport into the room...it appears to be an alien. All gasp.]
ALIEN: Greetings. Do not be frightened....
BRAIN: (Astonished) An *alien*... (steps forward) At the risk of being forward, my name's the Brain, and I'm the predestined future leader of the planet called---
ALIEN: We are aware of your goals, Mr. "The Brain"...however, it is unfortunate that you will not be able to complete them. You see, while our science is quite advanced, we are always in need of new intellectual bodies...
PINKY: Do we have to send a resume and cover letter, NARF!
ALIEN: (ignoring this) ...and we note that such a mind of our desired knowledge is stored in the cranium of..
BRAIN: (Proudly) Yes?
ALIEN: ...the Terran female rodent. (Brain sags) Her mental powers are mighty, indeed... (Takes out a scanning device and begins aiming it at Billie; a few beams eminate)
BILLIE: What the heck do you think you're doin'?!
ALIEN: No harm, Miss Billie. We have merely scanned your molecular and genetic structure, and plan on making use of the means used to increase your intelligence a millionfold for our...own ends.
BRAIN: Wait one atomic minute. Are you planning on making yourselves super-intelligent so you can...
ALIEN: Precisely, Mr. "The Brain". Once our own already-superior intelligence is boosted, conquering other races, including your backwater Earth, shall be simplicity itself. Now, we must be departing for our home planet...
BILLIE: What?!? No way you're gonna boost your intelligence to mine just so you can...
DOT: Guess we'll get to break out the anvils after all... (yanks a rope next to her, and an anvil begins to fall towards the alien; however, it goes right through him)
YAKKO: Aaaah, you wouldn't happen to know some cop, would you?
ALIEN: Actually, yes... (presses a button; the cop beams into the office. The cop removes his helmet, to stand revealed as...)
BRAIN: (Shocked/angered) *Matrix*! Or if one prefers, *Dudley Puppy*!
MATRIX: Yes, it is *I*....returned once more to achieve my ultimate goals!
DOT: How did you get so big?
MATRIX: No time to answer your query. Yes, I was the one who's teamed with this race of superior beings... after I returned to this century, I started searching for a way to seek revenge against you for thwarting my goals! While doing this, I managed to make contact with this alien race! They're willing to help me regain my rightful popularity if I help them take over the Earth!
"20": (Still on the floor) Hey, what is dis?!?
ALIEN: No concern of yours, human.
"20": Not when my crime empire's at stake...
ALIEN: Anyway, we shall be heading for our home planet, with Mr. Puppy in tow. But don't worry, we shall be back...and when we do, I suggest you grow accustomed to Mr. Puppy as the premier ruler/entertainer of this quadrant. (The alien presses a button, and they both disappear from sight. The gang rushes over to a window, to see that the alien's ship is moving away from the building at a rapid clip, before disappearing from sight.)
MULLY: Oh, if only Sculder could've seen this...
BRAIN: My goodness...aliens planning to take over the Earth before *I* do! (Flatly) Over my dead *body*... (to Pinky and Billie) Pinky, Billie, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
PINKY: I think so, Brain, but "Who Wants to Be a Survivor"?
BRAIN: *No*, Pinky...if we want to save Earth, we must track after those aliens!
BILLIE: *And*....?
BRAIN: What do you mean, "and"?
BILLIE: An ulterior motive?
BRAIN: (FIdgets) Oh, very well...if we download their wealth of alien knowledge and technological inventions, we could easily take over the Earth for ourselves!
BILLIE: Natch.
PINKY: So, um...how are we gonna get them?
BRAIN: I have an idea...come with me!
DOT: Where are we going?
BRAIN: To a certain public storage hangers at the edge of Burbank....
(They all exit the room...we see that "20" and Rocky are still pinned to the floor. Cut to the hangers, which seem to be the storage areas for various sci-fi movie/TV spacecraft of all types. All ooh and ahh at the vehicles....)
BRAIN: GIven the size of these objects, the studios decided to store them in these oversized buildings...and there's the one we're after!
(We see in a "Paramount" section is parked none other than the U.S.S. "Enterprise" itself, specifically the NCC 1701-A from the original movies. All gaze in awe...)
WAKKO: Whoa...um, but it doesn't really fly, does it?
BRAIN & BILLIE: (Glance at each other, before replying smugly) Oh, it *will*....
(Cut to much later...we see that all are inside the ship. We see the siblings, Axel, Calli, Wendi, and mice are in full movie-era Starfleet federation uniforms (a la the ones from parts II through VI). We see Billie is seated in the captain's chair...her hair's done up in a bun)
BILLIE: (Imitating Capt. Janeway's voice) Realign the power phase inducive couplings. Alter the base quantum singluarity signature. (Glares at the viewscreen) We'll get this ship home in six seasons, or else! (Shakes her head) What the *heck* am I *saying*?! (Makes a face) Well, thanks to Brain and my efforts, this thing's spaceworthy...let's get it off the ground! Are navigational systems ready?
YAKKO: Ready!
BILLIE: Weapons?
WAKKO: Ready! (Wields a mallet)
BILLIE: Communications?
DOT: Ready! (Has a cell phone stuck in her hand)
BILLIE: Um...Pinky?
PINKY: Ready! HAHAHA!
BILLIE: Helm?
AXEL: Ready...
BILLIE: Engineering?
BRAIN: (At a nearby station panel) Ready....
BILLIE: Extra passengers?
WENDI, CALLI: Like, ready....NOT!
WENDI: This like, geeks me out.
BILLIE: (SHrugs) OK, Axel, let's roll!
AXEL: Yeah, yeah... (Pushes a few buttons)
(We see the ship begin to take off from its moorings...it staggers a bit, before blasting away from the hanger at a fast clip...within moments, it's in orbit around the Earth....another push of the button, and it soon enters warp...)
(Cut back to the Warner Bros. studios...Plotz looks furious)
PLOTZ: (Yelling at Ralph) What do you mean, "they're astronauts"?!
RALPH: Daaah, when I looked for dem, they took that Enterprise ship-thingy a-a-and almost ran me overs, or somethin's! (Pull back to see Ralph looks rather disheveled) See?
PLOTZ: Of all the nonsense...how are we supposed to go after them *now*?! Of all the bungling...
RALPH: Daaah, don't we a ship thingy too?
PLOTZ: (Realizes something) Wait...of *course* we do! (To Lydia) Lydia, call maintenance, and tell them to pull the attack cruiser from "Star Warners" from out of storage....it appears we'll have to go after those siblings ourselves! (Ducks under his desk, and emerges in his Darth Vader-like getup from that episode)
LYDIA: Yes, *sir*... (Mutters) A trip into space wasn't what I had in mind *today*...
"Spaced-Out Warners"
by Brainatra, Captain Caps, Dr. Belch, Robert and Sharklady
Fade in on the Watertower, as seen in many fanfics. As we go inside, fans are breezing all over the place while Jimmy Buffett's song "Margaritaville" provides the backdrop for exhaustion.
Yakko: (Resting on the arm of a couch) This day is boring the life out of me!
Wakko: (Sprawled by the refrigerator) What can we do? We've busted a Beanie Baby ring, prevented the Apocalypse, salvaged our good names from the mud that is Rupert Murdoch, saved Christmas, hosted an overlong awards show, started our own radio station...We've exhausted our adventure potential.
Dot: (Plastered against a wall by a gigantic fan) Well, what haven't we done in a long time?
Yakko: Annoyed Dr. Scratchansniff?
Dot: And who is he again?...
Wakko: Some studio psychiatrist we annoyed the heck out of when "Animaniacs" was on the air. In fanfics, he's kind of fallen by the wayside. Didn't he appear in "The Harley Awards"? Anyway, have we gone crazy over the resident beautiful people on the lot recently?
Dot: I couldn't tell you. My brain is aching. We need to go someplace that is air-conditioned and relaxing...with light jazz versions of 80s pop songs wafting through the air...someplace with a T.G.I Fridays and an Orange Julius...someplace...
Yakko: I'm cutting you off right there! I know where you're going, so let's get it done! We're going to The Maul!
Dissolve to the Shopping Palace of Beverly Hills...The Maul!
Wakko: (Entering through a revolving door) Oh, goody! A Caffe-nation Coffee Shop! A 48 ounce cup of Strawberry Mocha Latte only sets you back five dollars! You can get a Joltachino and 3 Coffee-Cocoa-Clusters for only 3.50! Let's go there first! (As Yakko starts to run off, Dot grabs him by his shirt collar)
Dot: Not yet, Sweetie! You still have a few more anger-management classes to go before you can drink coffee!
Wakko: (Dejectedly, Huntsman-sounding) Darn the luck! No coffee! Darn the luck! Darn it to Heck!
Dot: Don't worry, you'll be okay! Yakko and I...(reaching out to grab him, but just catching air) Yakko?
Zip pan to Yakko standing by Bed, Bath and Beyond, chatting with 2 big-haired mall ladies as Billy Ocean's song "Loverboy" plays softly in the background.
Yakko: Nice hair! How do you get it to stay like that?
Callie (The brunette-haired mall lady): Like, I've used conditioner for, like, as long as I can like remember. It's been a totally long time since my hair was small!
Wendi: (The blonde-haired mall lady) Yeah, everyone, like, says that we should join the present day, but, like, the past is welcoming to us!
Dot: (Walking up) Hey, Valentino. Who are those ladies you're chatting with?
Yakko: Dot, meet Callie and Wendi!
C&W: Like, the pleasure's ours, totally!
Callie: Like, are you siblings or something?
Dot: (Deadpan) Well, you win the white carnation!
Wakko leaps onto Callie's left shoulder and Wendi's right shoulder.
Wakko: Hello, 80s-style-mall-hair-Valley-Girl nurses!
Callie: Like, you're totally spazzing out on me, but thanks for the comp, totally!
Wendi darts her eyes around nervously. Yakko catches hold of this.
Yakko: Wendi, are you okay?
Wendi: (Whispering) Like, not really! I know a lot of things! Like, you know, things that could get me sent to my death.
Yakko and Wendi walk to the Orange Julius.
Yakko: Wait, have you been imprisoned?
Wendi: Like, no! I've always dressed this way! It's just, like, that Callie and I were walking through the Mall in 1992, looking to score some Motley Crue tickets. Like, Vince Neill is a total studmuffin. Like, anyway, we noticed a slightly opened door, and we heard the sounds of screaming. We opened the door, and we saw 3 men being doused in hot acid. Poured in their eyes, trickled down their throats, and tossed over every body part for reasons unfathomable to our minds. We were bought in after witnessing the horror. We were told that we had to remain in the mall for the rest of our lives, so the stories wouldn't leak out. I'm running the risk of death telling you what I know. I need you and your siblings to help Callie and I escape.
Standing around the corner by the incense store are 2 bald gentlemen in headphones. These men are Mob associates Vin Twelves and Sparks Testarossa.
Vin: What the (bleep)? Nobody's supposed to know those facts.
Sparks: They aren't facts if nobody knows them.
Vin: How much Vino ya been puttin' back? That didn't make any (bleep)ing sense.
Sparks: Look, you (bleep)ing mook! I'm saying we need to bump them off!
Vin: Wait, let me call the Boss.
Fade to an office high above the mall. This is the residence of "Twenty-Bar" Thomassino.
20: We've been found out? Oh, great! Look, position hitmen everywhere within a 15-mile radius, and get the guards out in the mall. Those Vals and whoever they told their stories to will perish. If they survive the Mall, they won't survive outside!
20 lights up a cigar.
(Cut to much later, as we see the sibs, Wendi, and Callie are ensconsed inside of a McDonald's close to the Maul...)
WAKKO: Well?
DOT: (Glances behind a door) Nope...doesn't look like this place is a villain's front like *last* time. (Stretches some employer's face to prove her point) See? No mask...bad skin, but no mask.
WAKKO: Faboo!
CALLIE: Well, what do we do now? I doubt that decoy you left at the mall's gonna fool those gangsters for long...
YAKKO: Will they? (Wiggles his eyebrows...)
(Zip pan to the mall, where we see that the "decoys" are apparently recycled stock footage duplicates of Wendi and Callie. They're being led by Vin and Sparks back to their HQ, with their fellow goons' guns trained on the two ersatz "Valley Girls"...)
"WENDI": (Recycled dialogue) SO I was saying, like, y'know!
"CALLIE": (Recycled as well) Oh, *as if*! (Giggles)
VIN: The boss is gonna love this!
SPARKS: Yeah. Um...(staring at the two figures) Is it just me, or do you feel like watchin' some boy band sing redubbed lyrics right about now?
VIN: You, too?
(Zip back to the M*ckeyD's...)
YAKKO: Well, like the lady said, our next move?
DOT: Well, the *last* time we were called in to help stop a gangster-like figure, we wound up becoming superheroes and travelling to the year 2465 A.D.... (* - in Fastest Mice Alive 2). So who *knows* what'll happen *this* time...
WENDI: Can't you, like, call for help or somethin'? On one of those cell phones we've seen everyone with at the mall?
DOT: Help, huh? Hmmm...
WAKKO: Faboo! We'll have enough characters to re-make "The Ten Commandments"!
DOT: (Annoyedly) *I don't think so*. (Whips out a cell phone and dials) Hello? Yes, it's me, sweetums....um hm...uh-huh....OK, stop swearing a blue streak for a minute and listen, OK, hon?
(Cut to a moment later, in Washington DC...we see hanging up the phone is none other than the ex-Harbinger-and-now-Congressman-of-the-Apocalypse/state of Michigan, Axel Foley)
AXEL: (Bleep) those Warners! Always expectin' me to run all over the place like I've got nothin' better to do... (shrug) But I guess I could use the break while my fellow congressmen are busy debating this tax bill. (To his staff) If anyone asks, I'm going out to California...by way of the FBI office.
STAFF: The FBI, sir?
AXEL: That's right. There's some gangster out there that's causing a bunch of trouble, and I want him brought down! I remember that "20" guy from my days as a cop in Detroit, and he ain't getting away with any more hijinks...
STAFF: What sort of sordidness was this person doing?
AXEL: You know, breaking thumbs, running rackets...in this case, he was running some big "club drug" ring in 1992. He was dealing X and H, and he managed to knock off 20 kids. You remember?
STAFF: Yes...
AXEL: He was definitely makin' a *killing*! Then the DEA blew up his compound...but before then, he was funnelin' the money to some illegal off-shore bank account.
STAFF: And you learned all this from...?
AXEL: Those (bleep)in' kids have these two young women who saw enough evidence of what "20" was doin' while runnin' that racket to put him away for a really long time. But they need to stay alive long enough to testify against them for a court! And those gangster (bleep)s are gonna try to bring 'em down anyway they can!
STAFF: So, their only hope is...
AXEL: Sending someone out to Burbank from the FBI to help bring those (bleep)s down! Told those kids to stay put for now, until the FBI agent and myself get out there. (Shakes his head) Wait...this better not be "Warner (bleep)in' Academy *3*" already...*awww*....
STAFF: Very well, then, sir...good luck.
(Axel exits the office...we cut to the Burbank M*ckeyD's much later, where we see the sibs are busying themselves harassing the workers. Callie and Wendi look very bored.)
WENDI: When is that "help" going to arrive?
CALLIE: (Glancing at the hyperactive sibs) Like someone with a dose of *Ritalin*??
(Suddenly, we see Axel walk through the door...)
AXEL: No need to fear, a government employee is here! I'm your worst (bleep)ing nightmare...A congressman with a badge and the authority to kick your (bleep)ing (bleep) whenever I feel like it!
CALLIE: Like, should I recoil in fear or just laugh?
AXEL: Well, I've brought someone from the FBI to help protect you and bust those (bleep)in' gangsters...
WAKKO: (Ceasing his harassment mode, along with his sibs) Faboo! Who?
AXEL: Namely, *her*...(a figure steps forward) I'd like all of you to meet...*Agent Mully*!
("X-Files" music plays, as a Gillian Anderson-lookalike figure is seen)
YAKKO & WAKKO: HELLOOOO, NURSE! (They jump into her arms)
WAKKO: Remember us? From that Christmas special named after me?
MULLY: I'm trying *not to*. (Drops them with a look of disgust on her face)
DOT: Say, Mully, where's your partner?
MULLY: Sculder said he wanted to go work on other facets of his career...(shrug) His loss, I suppose. Anyway, let's get down to business...we have reason to believe that "20" isn't engaged in his nefarious activities alone. He's planning something *big*, even as we speak...and has obtained resources to help him accomplish that goal. AMong others---(looks at the M*ckeyD workers, who're all glaring at this. Mully shoots a stern look, and they go back to cleaning out grease traps) *Ahem*....I was saying, one of the aides to "20"'s scheme is none other than notorious gangster and former Looney Tunes star---*Rocky*. (Whips out a picture of Rocky and Muggsy). Rocky, in particular, is holding up his end of this gang alliance by having kidnapped 25 hours ago *this* person. Rocky apparently has some sort of grudge against her for some incident in the past in Mexico...and plans on using her vast intelligence as part of some elaborate scheme! This is who he's kidnapped... (Whips out another picture, a photo of Billie)
WARNERS: (Gasp)
AXEL: Yeah, how I reacted. If those gangbangers can force her to use her brains to do their (bleep)in' dirty plan, we're all in deep (bleep)!
MULLY: Exactly. Since this "Billie" supposedly has the intellect of a score of our best geniuses thanks to her genetic modifications, we believe that they may have some sort of technology need...
DOT: Gee, where are Brain and Pinky?
MULLY: Her two friends apparently are trying to investigate the disappearance on their own. Brain in particular claimed to be able to find Billie on his own without the need for teaming up with us...or, in his words, "a cast size that would put the number 'googol' to shame."
WAKKO: Awww....
MULLY: So we may run into him at some point in this mission.
DOT: What do we do now?
MULLY: The objective: find for "20" and Rocky. Find Miss Billie. Stop whatever scheme they may have.
YAKKO: Goody...another search for an unseen, Shadow-Ensconsed Thug. If we have to run all over the place *again*...
MULLY: No need. We already have deduced their hideout: in the top floor of a building near the mall. We shall go there and confront Mr. "20" and Rocky in person. If Billie's not being kept there, we'll contact the Brain to see how his search is progressing.
DOT: (Shocked) You mean...an actual *plan*?! As in, no mindless running around and accumulating useless people?!? (Sits down, and gets a drink of water) I'm not sure I can actually *believe* this.
MULLY: *Believe it*, sister. (Whips out her pistol, and loads it) Come on, Congressman Foley...we've got a gangster to bring in. And a mystery to solve...the truth *is* out---
WAKKO: Save the tag lines for later, OK? We've got to see a gangman about a horse's head! (All stare at him) Didn't any of you watch that "Godfather"'s movie?
DOT: Not this section's writer, apparently...but let's *go* before we wind up accumulating "help"! (Sees the McD's workers approaching) Oh, no you don't... (Yanks a rope, and drops an anvil on top of them)
AXEL: Little *extreme*, don't ya think?
DOT: Anything to avoid having to lose more spotlight from me, dear.
AXEL: Oh, brudder...
(All exit...)
Our heroes are riding to the mall in a van emblazoned with the words "Otis Amos' Cookie Factory". On the radio, we hear the soulful sounds of Chaka Khan's "Through The Fire".
Yakko: So we're on our way back to the mall. Could we stop at Pretzel-la on our way to meet "20"? We'll need sustenance to rub these guys out.
Dot: Actually, I was leaning more towards getting take-out buffalo wings from T.G.I Friday's.
Wakko: How about a steaming pot of coffee?
Dot: NO WAY IN HECK!
Yakko: Now, now, fair sister. Let us consider the matter. Perhaps if we gave the boy some decaf, he could have a sense of controlled craziness that could prove beneficial in the long run.
Wendi: Like, what is it with Wakko and coffee?
Dot: It's a long and rather violent story!
Yakko: The "highlight" of which would undoubtedly be Wakko going after a girl named Mindy with a chainsaw.
Callie: Come again?
Dot: It's kind of like when Yakko used a motorcycle to run over a guy in a Donald Duck costume!
Wendi: Whoa! Like, ohmilord, what's with the bloodlust?
Yakko: We'll explain later. Anyway, will we be able to see a mov...
Yakko is cut off by a police officer's yelling.
Officer: Stop right now! If you don't stop, we shall be forced to send you to jail!
Axel: (As the driver, he steps out) What the (bleep)? Don't you recognize me? I'm Axel Foley! I came here 3 times and took down 3 different villains.
Officer: 3, 2, 1...I could give a (bleep), pickaninny! Fork out your license!
Axel: What's with the racial profiling?
Officer: Look, just give me the license!
Axel whips out a pair of handcuffs, and buckles the police officer.
Axel: Yakko, Wakko, Dot...Get your (bleep)s out here! Drop the anvil!
Yakko, Wakko and Dot drop an anvil. It just goes through the officer without flattening him.
Axel: Um...Plan B! The mallet!
Wakko whips out a mallet and whomps it on the officer. Once again, it just goes through him, circles under the ground and comes up to send Wakko flying 20 feet away.
Mully: Dear Lord, he can't be beaten!
Officer: (In a demonic voice) You'll never catch me! I'm (bleep)ing unstoppable! C'mon, run me over! I dare you, you scumbuckets!
Yakko: Give the man what he wants!
All hop back in the van. Axel slams down the accelarator, and aims for the officer. The van goes right through him as he comes out whole on the other end. The same can't be said for the van, which has split in half. The officer hops in his police Ferrari.
Officer: The name is Matrix. Remember it well! You'll never be able to stop me!
With this, Matrix jabs a needle in his arm and rides off.
Yakko: *Matrix"?! How in the name of Cleavon Little did he get back here? Let's drive, and hope that we don't die! Our Lady of Blessed Accelaration, Don't Fail Us Now!
Our heroes haul, as we fade to the building that Billie's being held in, where we see the gang's van is parked in front of. We fade to the building's lobby, where we see the gang is rushing for the elevators.
DOT: Gee, I hope we aren't too late....I mean, who knows what those thugs have in store for her?
BRAIN: (off-screen) I must concur, Miss Warner.
ALL: *Brain*!
[They turn around, and find that Brain is running towards the elevators as well...]
BRAIN: I see we apparently have the same mutual target....let us dispense with the pleasentries and head for the top...
PINKY: Oooh, does that involve a long middle management career? [Brain whaps Pinky, as all go to the elevators and head for the penthouse floor...]
[However, when all get to the gangsters' main floor, they're in for quite a shock, as they see that in the office of "20" and Rocky are 20, Rocky, and Muggsy themselves, along with their hired goons, all look like they're being pinned to the floor by some unseen, invisible force...the only one able to walk normally is...]
ALL: *BILLIE*?!?
BILLIE: Hey there...
WAKKO: What's wrong with the bad guys?
BILLIE: Oh, them? Well, when they wanted me to build a gadget to help 'em rob banks, what they didn't know was that all the parts they ordered enabled me to construct a miniaturized version of an improved version of a superconductive magnetic infindibulator, attuned to their specific genetic patterns. Not my first choice of an escape device, but what're ya gonna do? (Shrugs)
DOT: So, this means that the baddies are already defeated?
MULLY: Apparently so. (Radios for backup to come take them away)
ROCKY: Dis...is....humiliatin'!
MUGGSY: Daaah....just...like....bein' in jail! Heh...
ROCKY: Shad...dup!
WAKKO: Awww, I was gonna hope we'd run all over the place like crazy, have to find the shadowy bad guy and drop Wal-Marts and tanks and bombs and whatever on him...
YAKKO: Yeah....the whole thing's actually...over?
BRAIN: Well, I for one am *glad* this outing's shorter-than-usual. At least I've been spared having to engage in most of the usual fanfic cliches...
[As all begin to celebrate this unusually short Final Confrontation, we cut away from this building, to Warner Bros. Studios in Burbank, some time before this incident happened....we cut to Thaddeus Plotz's office, where we see filing out are the current Kids' WB stars: Virgil Hawkins, Max Steel, Pikachu, Terry McGinnis, etc., apparently having been briefed on the new fall lineup. Terry passes a door marked "Video Editing Room", and makes a face, before shaking his head and moving on...cut to Plotz himself, who's with Lydia Karaoke, Sammy Melman, and a few random minions.]
PLOTZ: (Gleeful) Yes! Oh, this is too perfect! Our ratings are at their best in years, and the new fall lineup promises *more* of the same! Cardcaptors, Pokemon, Max Steel...it goes on and on! Between our recent AOL merger and those 78 new episodes of Pokemon alone will keep our momentum going for practically *forever*!
LYDIA: Nice, sir, but there's still one loose business end we should tie up...the *Warners*.
PLOTZ: (Reading over the episode descriptions for next fall's "Batman Beyond" episodes) What about them?
LYDIA: Well, over the past few years, since their show's been cancelled, they've been allowed quite a bit of free reign...and with the lack of, ahem, monitoring on our part, they've engaged in all sorts of sordid actions, from blowing up amusement parks and fast food restaurants to engaging in pirate radio broadcasting to consorting with all sorts of vile, unwholesome lowlifes, like that Axel Foley pottymouth!
PLOTZ: (Still not paying too much attention) Uh-huh....
LYDIA: Sir, I think it's high time those children were, ahem, imprisoned back inside their Water Tower. With their show in reruns on Cartoon Network and moving to Nickelodeon, we don't see much need to keep them around. And with the merger, you *are* looking to downsize a few employees, yes?
PLOTZ: (Puts his reading material down) But what about promotional material? We'll need them to promote the occasional released merchandise...and record some promo voiceovers for Nickelodeon...
MINION: That's the beauty of this idea, sir. We won't need those Warners at all if we have...*THIS*! (Pushes a button, and we see entering the room are the Warners....or something that vaguely resembles them.) With the latest in recycled stock footage technology, we can program these duplicates to do everything they'd normally do! (Whips out a microphone, and speaks into it; the sibs match the mouth movements of the minion) See? They'll do whatever we see...ahem..."hello, nurse"..."faboo"..."I'm the cute one"...
PLOTZ: My goodness...that's....
LYDIA: Beautiful? And with a few button pushes, they're primed to promote whatever we want! (Pushes some buttons; they change to Nickelodeon-colored clothing; "Wakko" eats in a recycled manner a "Nickelodeon" colored bar) See?
PLOTZ: That's *brilliant*! Just think of the savings! And we can finally lock away those troublesome meddlers once and for *all*! Get Ralph in here...have him find those siblings so we can lock them away once and for all! (Begins laughing, as melodramatic music plays...we fade away from this scene, and back to the heroes, who're all celebrating their premature Final Confrontational victory....however, Billie suspects something's wrong...)
BILLIE: I dunno about this, Eggy....it was rather quick, even for me. I'm sort of afraid that something's gonna happen...
BRAIN: Such as? You've defeated the gangsters, the police backup are on their way to round them up; what more can happen?
[Suddenly, the building itself begins shaking; all look a bit concerned]
WAKKO: Awww, it's the Big One! And I wasn't even prepared to stock up on valuable supplies!
YAKKO: *I* am... (Leaps into Mully's arms, and smiles)
BRAIN: I don't think this is an ordinary earthquake...
[As if to prove Brain's point, we see a figure teleport into the room...it appears to be an alien. All gasp.]
ALIEN: Greetings. Do not be frightened....
BRAIN: (Astonished) An *alien*... (steps forward) At the risk of being forward, my name's the Brain, and I'm the predestined future leader of the planet called---
ALIEN: We are aware of your goals, Mr. "The Brain"...however, it is unfortunate that you will not be able to complete them. You see, while our science is quite advanced, we are always in need of new intellectual bodies...
PINKY: Do we have to send a resume and cover letter, NARF!
ALIEN: (ignoring this) ...and we note that such a mind of our desired knowledge is stored in the cranium of..
BRAIN: (Proudly) Yes?
ALIEN: ...the Terran female rodent. (Brain sags) Her mental powers are mighty, indeed... (Takes out a scanning device and begins aiming it at Billie; a few beams eminate)
BILLIE: What the heck do you think you're doin'?!
ALIEN: No harm, Miss Billie. We have merely scanned your molecular and genetic structure, and plan on making use of the means used to increase your intelligence a millionfold for our...own ends.
BRAIN: Wait one atomic minute. Are you planning on making yourselves super-intelligent so you can...
ALIEN: Precisely, Mr. "The Brain". Once our own already-superior intelligence is boosted, conquering other races, including your backwater Earth, shall be simplicity itself. Now, we must be departing for our home planet...
BILLIE: What?!? No way you're gonna boost your intelligence to mine just so you can...
DOT: Guess we'll get to break out the anvils after all... (yanks a rope next to her, and an anvil begins to fall towards the alien; however, it goes right through him)
YAKKO: Aaaah, you wouldn't happen to know some cop, would you?
ALIEN: Actually, yes... (presses a button; the cop beams into the office. The cop removes his helmet, to stand revealed as...)
BRAIN: (Shocked/angered) *Matrix*! Or if one prefers, *Dudley Puppy*!
MATRIX: Yes, it is *I*....returned once more to achieve my ultimate goals!
DOT: How did you get so big?
MATRIX: No time to answer your query. Yes, I was the one who's teamed with this race of superior beings... after I returned to this century, I started searching for a way to seek revenge against you for thwarting my goals! While doing this, I managed to make contact with this alien race! They're willing to help me regain my rightful popularity if I help them take over the Earth!
"20": (Still on the floor) Hey, what is dis?!?
ALIEN: No concern of yours, human.
"20": Not when my crime empire's at stake...
ALIEN: Anyway, we shall be heading for our home planet, with Mr. Puppy in tow. But don't worry, we shall be back...and when we do, I suggest you grow accustomed to Mr. Puppy as the premier ruler/entertainer of this quadrant. (The alien presses a button, and they both disappear from sight. The gang rushes over to a window, to see that the alien's ship is moving away from the building at a rapid clip, before disappearing from sight.)
MULLY: Oh, if only Sculder could've seen this...
BRAIN: My goodness...aliens planning to take over the Earth before *I* do! (Flatly) Over my dead *body*... (to Pinky and Billie) Pinky, Billie, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
PINKY: I think so, Brain, but "Who Wants to Be a Survivor"?
BRAIN: *No*, Pinky...if we want to save Earth, we must track after those aliens!
BILLIE: *And*....?
BRAIN: What do you mean, "and"?
BILLIE: An ulterior motive?
BRAIN: (FIdgets) Oh, very well...if we download their wealth of alien knowledge and technological inventions, we could easily take over the Earth for ourselves!
BILLIE: Natch.
PINKY: So, um...how are we gonna get them?
BRAIN: I have an idea...come with me!
DOT: Where are we going?
BRAIN: To a certain public storage hangers at the edge of Burbank....
(They all exit the room...we see that "20" and Rocky are still pinned to the floor. Cut to the hangers, which seem to be the storage areas for various sci-fi movie/TV spacecraft of all types. All ooh and ahh at the vehicles....)
BRAIN: GIven the size of these objects, the studios decided to store them in these oversized buildings...and there's the one we're after!
(We see in a "Paramount" section is parked none other than the U.S.S. "Enterprise" itself, specifically the NCC 1701-A from the original movies. All gaze in awe...)
WAKKO: Whoa...um, but it doesn't really fly, does it?
BRAIN & BILLIE: (Glance at each other, before replying smugly) Oh, it *will*....
(Cut to much later...we see that all are inside the ship. We see the siblings, Axel, Calli, Wendi, and mice are in full movie-era Starfleet federation uniforms (a la the ones from parts II through VI). We see Billie is seated in the captain's chair...her hair's done up in a bun)
BILLIE: (Imitating Capt. Janeway's voice) Realign the power phase inducive couplings. Alter the base quantum singluarity signature. (Glares at the viewscreen) We'll get this ship home in six seasons, or else! (Shakes her head) What the *heck* am I *saying*?! (Makes a face) Well, thanks to Brain and my efforts, this thing's spaceworthy...let's get it off the ground! Are navigational systems ready?
YAKKO: Ready!
BILLIE: Weapons?
WAKKO: Ready! (Wields a mallet)
BILLIE: Communications?
DOT: Ready! (Has a cell phone stuck in her hand)
BILLIE: Um...Pinky?
PINKY: Ready! HAHAHA!
BILLIE: Helm?
AXEL: Ready...
BILLIE: Engineering?
BRAIN: (At a nearby station panel) Ready....
BILLIE: Extra passengers?
WENDI, CALLI: Like, ready....NOT!
WENDI: This like, geeks me out.
BILLIE: (SHrugs) OK, Axel, let's roll!
AXEL: Yeah, yeah... (Pushes a few buttons)
(We see the ship begin to take off from its moorings...it staggers a bit, before blasting away from the hanger at a fast clip...within moments, it's in orbit around the Earth....another push of the button, and it soon enters warp...)
(Cut back to the Warner Bros. studios...Plotz looks furious)
PLOTZ: (Yelling at Ralph) What do you mean, "they're astronauts"?!
RALPH: Daaah, when I looked for dem, they took that Enterprise ship-thingy a-a-and almost ran me overs, or somethin's! (Pull back to see Ralph looks rather disheveled) See?
PLOTZ: Of all the nonsense...how are we supposed to go after them *now*?! Of all the bungling...
RALPH: Daaah, don't we a ship thingy too?
PLOTZ: (Realizes something) Wait...of *course* we do! (To Lydia) Lydia, call maintenance, and tell them to pull the attack cruiser from "Star Warners" from out of storage....it appears we'll have to go after those siblings ourselves! (Ducks under his desk, and emerges in his Darth Vader-like getup from that episode)
LYDIA: Yes, *sir*... (Mutters) A trip into space wasn't what I had in mind *today*...
