Corrupt the Wish above you

[jaylop97]

Hear is how it works one person makes a wish and the next corrupts it because there is that unintended side effect lets try the oldest wish on the book.

I wish for a million bucks.

 

[Gatordragon]

I wish for a million bucks.

A million male deer fall from the sky. And it's mating season for them.

I wish for a jetpack.

 

[jaylop97]

I wish for a jetpack.

Wish Granted, though it flies at a sadly slow speed.

I wish for a car.

 

[JoeMabbon]

You receive a car. It has no seatbelts, radio, AC, tires, or engine. The windows are all smashed. The doors come off if you try to open them. It smells awful.

I wish Goku.

 

[NewYorkEagle]

You received one of the greatest Super Saiyans of all time. He can pretty much kick anyone's ass.

I wish for a better life.

 

[JoeMabbon]

Shortly after making the wish you are struck by a freak lightning bolt, killing you instantly. You were originally set to be hit by a car and suffer protractedly for several, miserable weeks before finally passing on.

I wish the stores near my house still sold Jones Soda in cans.

 

[jaylop97]

Sadly the Jones Soda cans come in a small size and are pretty expensive.

I wish for a new tv.

 

[Gatordragon]

Your new TV breaks a few days later.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[sasq]

But then you ''die''.

I wish boing could air animes.

 

[jaylop97]

Wish granted however they get redubbed and the voices arent so good.

I wish I had a piano .

 

[RandomMe]

I wish I had a piano .

You get a harpsichord instead.

I wish I was part of a musical involving lesser-known ABBA songs.

 

[sasq]

I wish I was part of a musical involving lesser-known ABBA songs.

But then you fail to sing.

I wish Mediaset acquired 100% of Boing.

 

[jaylop97]

They do it but then decide to sell it back.

I wish I could shrink.

 

[sasq]

But you can't.

I wish @RandomMe would stop talking about ''Geroge of the jungle''.

 

[RandomMe]

I wish @RandomMe would stop talking about ''Geroge of the jungle''.

Unfortunately I keep talking about the Mantler comics.

I wish that I lived in an empty house in the Cul-de-Sac the Eds live in.

 

[JoeMabbon]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the Ed's and everyone else from the show moves away a few days later.

I wish for the living to envy the dead.

 

[Gatordragon]

Everyone's so jealous of the dead that they commit mass suicide to be like them. Unfortunately, everyone includes you.

I wish for clothes that never stain.

 

[RandomMe]

I wish for clothes that never stain.

Sadly you get stains everywhere.

I wish that, every time it rained, in any part of the world, they played the music from Sonic Advance 3's Ocean Base.

 

[jaylop97]

Wish granted, however people cant hear it due to it playing silently.

I wish I could grow hair faster.

 

[JoeMabbon]

Everyone's so jealous of the dead that they commit mass suicide to be like them. Unfortunately, everyone includes you.

Finally!!!

You got it. Get ready for a .000000000000000000000001% increase in follicle growth rates! Yeesh, get to a barber shaggy!

I wish this thread were going better.