Corrupt the Wish above you

[SweetShop209]

It costs 7 billion dollars.

I wish for some blueberry muffins and apple butter.

 

[superkeegan9100]

You get chocolate chip muffins with no butter instead.

I wish for a bucket of poop.

 

[SweetShop209]

You get a bucket of urine.

I wish for a happy birthday message from Abby Cadabby given this message she put out.

 

[AdrenalineRush1996]

You get a "response not available due to technical issues" message instead.

I wish for a Dr. Pepper Vanilla.

 

[SweetShop209]

Your drink is the size of a thimble.

I wish for an animated 45 minute special based on the series Fast And Furious: Spy Racers.

 

[AdrenalineRush1996]

You get a five minute short instead.

I wish for McDonald's bringing in the Coca-Cola Freestyle refillable machines to their UK restaurants like their competitors Burger King and Five Guys are doing.

 

[BattleForBFDIFan4]

Your wish is granted but the drinks they will have will last for only one month.

I wish I can eat Pesto again.

 

[SweetShop209]

You can eat it for 12 minutes.

I wish for a tiger shaped golf club and a mongoose shaped chocolate bar.

 

[AdrenalineRush1996]

You get a claw shaped golf club and a beaver shaped chocolate bar instead.

I wish for a Tesla branded smartphone.

 

[SweetShop209]

It breaks down as soon as you open the box.

I wish for strawberry pancakes with purple syrup.

 

[AdrenalineRush1996]

You get blueberry pancakes with maple syrup.

I wish for a Lego laptop.

 

[SweetShop209]

The laptop is powered up by dog fur and Donald Duck doing the polka.

I wish for a sequel to Scooby Doo Adventures: The Mystery Map.

 

[AdrenalineRush1996]

You get a reboot instead.

I wish for a revival of Minidiscs.

 

[AdrenalineRush1996]

I also wish for a Power Rangers animated series.

 

[SweetShop209]

Both projects are a flop.

I wish for a Scooby Doo shaped pillow.

 

[Spacething7474]

The pillow is alive and eats you out of house and home.

I wish that DVD remotes made for game consoles would work for all the games on whatever system they were made for. (I honestly have no idea if they do. Do they?).

 

[SweetShop209]

It works, but for 6 seconds.

You know how Supernatural crossed over with Scooby Doo? Now I wished they cross over with Mortal Kombat.

 

[Spacething7474]

All 3 crossover and blow their budgets, giving them awful effects and phoned-in dialogue/music.

I wish that Smash Mouth's All Star didn't exist and Shrek ends up using a song from The Presidents of the United States of America instead.

 

[AdrenalineRush1996]

You get "Buddy Holly" by Weezer instead.

I wish for a Simpsons/Futurama/Disenchantment crossover.

 

[SweetShop209]

It's a 1 minute cutaway gag on Family Guy.

I wish for some beef taquitos.