Corrupt the Wish above you

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jaylop97

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Hear is how it works one person makes a wish and the next corrupts it because there is that unintended side effect lets try the oldest wish on the book.

I wish for a million bucks.
 

JoeMabbon

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You receive a car. It has no seatbelts, radio, AC, tires, or engine. The windows are all smashed. The doors come off if you try to open them. It smells awful.

I wish Goku.
 

NewYorkEagle

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You received one of the greatest Super Saiyans of all time. He can pretty much kick anyone's ass.

I wish for a better life.
 

JoeMabbon

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Shortly after making the wish you are struck by a freak lightning bolt, killing you instantly. You were originally set to be hit by a car and suffer protractedly for several, miserable weeks before finally passing on.

I wish the stores near my house still sold Jones Soda in cans.
 

JoeMabbon

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Wish granted. Unfortunately, the Ed's and everyone else from the show moves away a few days later.

I wish for the living to envy the dead.
 

Gatordragon

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Everyone's so jealous of the dead that they commit mass suicide to be like them. Unfortunately, everyone includes you.

I wish for clothes that never stain.
 

JoeMabbon

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Everyone's so jealous of the dead that they commit mass suicide to be like them. Unfortunately, everyone includes you.
Finally!!!

You got it. Get ready for a .000000000000000000000001% increase in follicle growth rates! Yeesh, get to a barber shaggy!

I wish this thread were going better.
 

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