Caption This! 7/16/04

[Matthew Hunter]

I haven't done one of these for a while, so I decided to do it a day early and beat Jon!

First, the rules!

1.There will be one picture per week. Only I, Jon, Thad, or Jack will post them.

2. You may post as many captions as you like. BUT: Please do not do any of these threads yourselves, because we are trying to keep it classic cartoon oriented and keep the board un-cluttered. All other "copycats" will be moved to the Fun and Games board.

3. No requests for the moment. we have plenty lined up.

4. Be funny!

 

[Tom41]

Oi! No kissing when there's a TC counter on the screen!

Or

What he doesn't know is, that's really a 'pretty' mask and the real girl is ugly!

 

[brak attack]

I Want Some Woman.

 

[Geezil]

Cool Cat: "Lady, you are so hot that in another couple of seconds, my tail's gonna get this cartoon an 'R' rating!"

 

[Daffysleftfoot]

I'd like to "poke-a-hontas" right now if you know what I mean.

 

[Billy]

If you think this is shocking, you should see what happened later that night!

 

[Der Captain]

Hey, lady! My nose got bitten by a rattlesnake. Could you suck the poison out?

OR

A "Land O' Lakes" commercial shown only during Adult Swim.

 

[shogunthethird]

Cool cat's negotiations to be the casino's featured entertainer went MUCH better than expected

 

[Daffysleftfoot]

Cool Cat: (inner thought) WOWIE! Her buck skin will look great folded over the car seats.

Indian Girl: (inner thought) Hmmmmmm! His hide would make a great teepee flap.

OR-

Cool Cat: What? You have Marlon Brando's Oscar for The Godfather back at your reservation? Man, this I gotta see!

 

[FlooterFlatter]

Nine months later, the world was shocked when she gave birth to half-human, half-tiger.

 

[Daffysleftfoot]

Cool Cat: Say, what's your Indian name?

Indian Girl: My Indian name is: One Who Murders Tigers Wearing Green Ties

 

[Nick]

No wonder this cartoon is so rare.

 

[Cartman]

Cool Cat: Look you all. No tongue!

 

[Daffysleftfoot]

Kevin Costner's latest epic Dances With Cool Cat was not the box office hit he anticipated.

 

[Mibbitmaker]

Cool Cat tried kissing the Native American woman, but could only do it "Eskimo Style". The timer below put on too much pressure for him to be able to do it right.

Cool Cat: What? You have Marlon Brando's Oscar from The Godfather back at your reservation? Man, this I gotta see!

"Is that an Oscar or are you just glad to see me?" (the genders would have to be reversed, but I couldn't resist!)

 

[Daffysleftfoot]

No no, baby, he's called Colonol Rimfire for a different reason. Y'see, back in college he experimented with acid alot. And one day.........

 

[J Lee]

[QUOTEr]

[/QUOTE]
You're closing down the studio after this cartoon? You can't do this to me! You just cant! You can't! You can't! You can't! You can't!

(I think the dialogue fits here even better than it does at the end of "Meatless Flyday", don't you folks? )

 

[Matthew Hunter]

Go get 'em, tiger!

Or:

Cool Cat had a major crush on what he thought was a beautiful Indian maiden. He soon found out that this maiden was a very confused Indian BRAVE. So, we had "Crushing tiger, hidden drag queen"

 

[GeniusInTheLamp]

Cool Cat was pleasantly surprised when the Indian maiden confused him for her long-lost Cousin Basil. His fortunes would change when they saw the smoke signals from the real Cousin Basil.

 

[angilbas]

Hot Salsa meets Cool Cat.

Cool Cat: "Man, I thought I was a rare and endangered species. But I don't feel rare anymore, or even medium. I'm well done!"