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Opening Theme: Anima by Reona
Ending Theme: I Will by Eir Aoi

Tonight on SAO, Miller may have been defeated, but there are still some loose ends to wrap up.

As always, no spoilers, or you'll get trapped in another world too.
 

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For Kazuto so loved the Underworld that he gave his only begotten Avatar, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have infinite respawns.

I'm going to stay here because my boyfriend.

Asuna's going to stay there because her boyfriend.

Ten years in one minute? So they'll be back in twenty minutes. ...damn.

Ow, my bulletproof vest.

And we're still dealing with ghosts.

COME PLAY WITH ME, DANNY.

Okay...so that happened.

He's been watching this show too, huh?
 
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Oh no! We've got Angels! Fire up the EVA units!

Definitely acceptable losses.

"You don't need me right now, do you?"
Moments later, he falls dead down the shaft.
 
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I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

...wait, what?

Either a certain someone wrote himself into a corner, or this show has finally broken me.

Yes, dead mass murderer's ghost, don't give up!

Uggh, this show is so terrible...
 

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Where the hell did Kayaba even come from, I can't even--

He's been assumed into robot heaven, given the logic of this show.

Oh just shut up and die already.

You planned this all along, didn't you? You seemed to be enjoying it the LAST time you were trapped in a video game. Remember? When that "VISIONARY" video game developer you admire so much trapped the two of you and thousands of other gamers inside of his virtual reality fantasy world? When he told you that the only way out was to beat it and that if you died in the game, you'd die in the real world? How it took you TWO YEARS to get out because you were too busy having sex and raising a fake daughter and solving murder mysteries...and do you remember that fishing competition? THAT WAS FUN, WASN'T IT?! Oh, and Asuna, remember the last time YOU were trapped in a video game?! Wasn't it such fun being at the mercy of that creepy guy and his two tentacle monster pets who wanted to do mind experiments on you? Who kept you locked in a birdcage for two weeks and THEN TRIED TO RAPE YOU!? Yes, this is what you wanted all along, isn't it?! No school, no jobs, no friends or family, not having to deal with someone in the real world who could possibly be WORRIED ABOUT YOU, just the two of you trapped for the rest of your lives in a world of CODE and PIXELS and JPEGs while your physical bodies slowly waste away in a VR machine!! This must be HEAVEN for you, isn't it?! You must be on CLOUD FxxxING NINE!!
 
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Yes! Gabriel got a truly horrifying end he deserved. Just like that guy in Ghost.

Kayaba saved the Ocean Turtle... WTF?!
 

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