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Opening Theme: Resister by Asca
Ending Theme: Forget-me-not by ReoNa

Tonight on SAO, Kirito and pals face off against a golem made out of swords!

Like always, keep things civil and spoiler-free!
 

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Last time: They tease the audience with a naked lady and instead have our heroes fight a clown.

And of course Alice is basically useless against him.

WILL YOU PUT SOME FxxxxING CLOTHES ON?!!?

And Rumplestiltskin goes down like a punk.
 
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Princess Exhibitionist looks like a hairball pulled out of a drain from behind.

Self-centered, power-mad, exploits other people's talents...she's a naked lady version of John K.

"Uhm, of course I knew about it, that's what I have KNIGHTS for! Durr-hey!"

And now we're talking again.

You and Ribrianne from tonight's DBS should get together.

"You've got less Integrity Knights now."
Umm, FEWER Integrity Knights, thank you.

You're a Gary Stu arechetype. What about you is human?

And the clouds burst open and God says "HEY! LEAVE ME OUT OF YOUR CRAPPY ANIME!"

Ahh, I see, because it's a golem made out of swords, right?

So it's a guy made entirely of swords? How does he wipe himself whenever he goes to the bathroom?

Again, do you HAVE to be naked for this?

I just love a happy ending.

A spider named Charlotte. Right, because of that book?
 
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So now they have to fight Koloktos.

No! Alice!

Spider Girl, Spider Girl,
She is helping to save the world. (or buy time for Eugeo to)
 

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It was bloody and graphic, but I don't feel bad the senator got taken out like that. But part of was wondering if that was a system call or did Kirito just summon a technique from a past season/show? It seemed vaguely familiar...

Sword golem seemed way too self indulgent... glad Cardinal whammied it in one shot. Though I'm still concerned how Administrator was able to violate the sacred arts to make the golem. In any case, guess its Round 2 next.
 

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Okay, no surprise that Kirito can beat Chudelkin in one magic laser sword blast. The surprise is that he lost to the sword golem. Kirito seems like such a gary stu in the first two seasons that he could beat Saitama in one sword swing. So much for a real fight considering how short that was. Maybe the sword golem fight will actually be cool. Have we really had any standout fights in Alicization?

I guess Quinella's boobs seem to be the most popular thing about this show. Reading the YMMV tropes on Alicization is interesting as it seems like tropers consider this season a masterpiece, calling Quinella a deep villain. The best I can say about her is that she's Palpatine with boobs as the generic evil empress. Okay, season 2 was the Star Wars ripoff season, but whatever. It seems like Quinella at least accomplished something Black Clover's villains didn't. Not even Black Clover's villains have "Evil is Cool," "Ensemble Darkhorse" or any other positive YMMV trope. It still seems like the villains for that show are absolutely the bottom of the barrel. I know the next new show will have lots of naked people, but let's hope there's an interesting plot because if you wanted to see naked Quinella, you can just download a wallpaper image of her and put it on your desktop and not bother with the show she's from.
 

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