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Cards for 12/18/03 - Veiwer Card Night! ARE YOU HERE?! Read and find out!

(reader cards are white background, black text. AS responce cards are black background with white text. Poster names are in the bottom left corner of the screen as -[name], and the actual name can be found in the "Dear whoever" part of the reponse card.)


SWCs

(Leela stencil)
Dear Adult Swim,
*I broke my magic * ball so I am going to use the Tv now.

Dear Adult Swim,
Will I get laid tonight?

(no stencil)
Dear JasonTJones,
(a Magic 8 Ball is on screen, which then shakes, and the "8" is replaced with the window,and a triangle with "They say never say never" on it slowly emerges)

*But never.

[adult swim]

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Futurama act 1

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(Bender stencil)
Dear Aduld Swim,
*Did you know you can say "oh ####" on tv now because the supreme court ruled it as an exclamation instead of something sexual.

Dear klb101,
*Not with a ####ing TV-14 rating you can't.

[adult swim]

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ATHF on Sunday
Direct Sealab Debbie v.2

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(Dr. Zoidberg stencil)
Dear Adult Swim,
*What's you favorite cereal?

Dear SirLoin666,
*Not sure
*We havn't been paid to have an opinion on that yet

[adult swim]

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Futurama act 2

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(Bender stencil)
Dear Adult Swim,
*Do you know the meaning of life?

Dear SlowMododo,
*Yes we do.

[adult swim]

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U.A.S.H.W.L. long (COBbed)

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(Peter stencil)
Dear Adult Swim,
*Do you think The Family Guy would still be funny if Peter lost weight?
**I'm a little worried about his health.

Dear munkyboi,
*No. **Fat people are funny.

[adult swim]

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Family Guy act 1

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(Brian stencil)
Dear Adult Swim,
*My left nipple smells like coffee. **What should I do?

Dear RndomTerrain,
*Stop having sex with Juan Valdez.


[adult swim]

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Direct Sealab Quinn v.2

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(Brian stencil)
Dear Adult Swim,
*My pet rock died
**my parents still won't let me have a dog.
***What should I do?

Dear x_x989,
*Well, **You could stop being a bitch.

[adult swim]

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Family Guy act 2

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(Peter stencil)
Dear Adult Swim,
*To the ladies what don't know about each other
**Jessie
Tamar
I love you girls
(juggling 2 for 2 years)

Dear TulaneAbe,
*Niyce! **We knew we raised you up right.

[adult swim]

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no AS commericals

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SWCs

(Inuyasha stencil)

Dear Adult Swim,
*What the say is wrong!
**I didn't do it!

Dear kiki_fox528,
*YES YOU DID!
**And as soon as we figure out what it is you'll be in deep trouble.

[adult swim]

GOR

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Inuyasha act 1

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(Inuyasha running stencil)
Dear Adult Swim,
*I'm 5'7", with long blonde hair. I have qgreen eyes, and a d-cup
**I'll be waiting for you. You can call me bunny.
-[lauren1]

Dear ummm, *bunny,
*sure we'll be there
(stencil starts dropping blue dot stream from it's mouth)

Soon as we stop drooling.

[adult swim]

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Direst Sealab Debbie v.2
DVDs on AS.com

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(Inuyasha running stencil)
Dear Adult Swim,
*If you like me you would tell me, **right?

Dear lauren1,
(stencil flip, starts vomiting)

[adult swim]

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Inuyasha act 2

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(Inuyasha running stencil)
Dear Adult Swim,
*Inuyasha's a dog right? And dogs are color blind right? **Does that mean that Inuyasha is color blind too?

Dear inus_chik,
*Yeah.
**THAT'S his secret weakness.
***Colors.

[adult swim]

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Meatwad Dodge

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(Big O stencil)
Dear Adult Swim,
[size = 5]Free Cookies[/size]
-[indalcecio]

(screen goes black, shade comes down with "Be Back in 15 minutes" written on it)

[adult swim]


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Big O act 1

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(Roger Smith stencil)
Dear Adult Swim,
*I stayed up late the other night thinking of something to post.
**I showed up later to work and got fired.

My wife left me, and won a custody battle for the children. I just don't know what I might do. But if I die, it's not NOT your fault.

Dear summer06,
*Whew! **Well that's a relief.

[adult swim]

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U.A.S.H.W.L long

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(Norman stencil)
Dear Adult Swim,
*Do geese really explode if you feed them Alkes-selcer?

Dear SirLoin666,
*Well, **Not if you forget to shake them.

[adult swim]

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Big O act 2

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(Dorthey stencil)
Dear Adult Swim,
*My mom says I'm pretty. **What do you think?

Dear inus_chik,
*We think it's time for mommy's eye exam.

[adult swim]

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no AS commericals

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SWCs

Bebop title card

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Bebop act 1

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So how was your day?
*[don't care]

We spent ours hard at work
*[drunken stupor]

Churning out card after card is tough
*[if you're a monkey]

But we do alright
*[monkeys could do better]

Are these cards good or what?
*[what]

[adult swim]

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no AS commeircals

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We're finally making a dvd of the cards
*[no they're not]

"Adult Swim : The Black and White Chronicles"
*[don't you fall for their shit]

Interractive menus, producer commentary.
*[can you belive these guys?]

And never before seen deleted cards
*[okay, no]

[adult swim]

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Bebop 2

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A fully loaded 41 Disk Platinum Special Editon Superbit Director's Cut DVD set
*[are they still on with this crap?]

Available in Full, Wide and Ultra-Mega Screen.
*[okay that's just stupid]

Only $437.99
*[the box of style was a better idea]

Buy now and get "Black 7 White 2 : The Viewer Cards" free.
*[okay that's enough]

[adult swim]

And Reign was all reruns. Go them. See you whenever.
 

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Thoughts on viewer cards 12/18

Dear Adult Swim,
*If you like me you would tell me, **right?

Dear lauren1,
(stencil flip, starts vomiting)
South Park reference.

Dear Adult Swim,
*Inuyasha's a dog right? And dogs are color blind right? **Does that mean that Inuyasha is color blind too?

Dear inus_chik,
*Yeah.
**THAT'S his secret weakness.
***Colors.
I always forget that dogs are color blind.

Dear Adult Swim, *I stayed up late the other night thinking of something to post.
**I showed up later to work and got fired.

My wife left me, and won a custody battle for the children. I just don't know what I might do. But if I die, it's not NOT your fault.

Dear summer06,
*Whew! **Well that's a relief.
What a lameass. Anyone who watches Adult Swim frequently will eventually need less sleep.