C&C - Attack on Titan - "Trust" [9/15]

[Nobodyman]

I can keep making these threads, but I'm not gonna put any effort into them.

 

[Nobodyman]

Previously on AoT: Honestly, not sure if Historia or Bojack Horseman's mom is worse.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Last time: Heavy is the head that should be wearing the crown.

Annie's gone, but the stench of her underclothes still lingers.

"You must be a Scout."
Nope. Just bait.

"I am here for your interrogation. Is this a bad time."

Sherlock Holmes and Watson?

 

[Nobodyman]

"Oh sure, make fun of my weight. That's real big of you."

Upsy-daisy!

 

[Kitschensyngk]

"Bastards! You've killed my father and now you've come back for me!"

Fleegle, huh? Guess the other Banana Splits wouldn't talk.

When the Scouts are beaten, they won't even know it. They'll be too busy looking good.

 

[PapaGreg]

Its odd seeing 1880s reporters with 18th Century guns

 

[trance2009]

So are we gonna actually see any Titans this season?

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[Nobodyman]

I think Moe Howard will talk, but only if you bring him Curly and Larry.

Dropping the truth bomb about Annie.

 

[marklungo]

Fleegle, huh? Guess the other Banana Splits wouldn't talk.

Oh man, you stole my joke! ;-)

P.S. Sorry I've been gone so long. Laptop problems.

 

[trance2009]

How can I trust someone that would get a bowl cut on purpose? Lol

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[animePWNS]

Bowl cuts are untrustworthy? Well, this changes everything I believe about the Beatles and Rock Lee.

 

[Nobodyman]

And she killed him. Well, that's awkward.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

I'd trust Moe Howard as far as the other Stooges.

"Who in their right mind would get a bowl cut on purpose?"
My family made me get one in junior high. I hated it.

Your other prisoner ran away, FYI--oh, never mind.

"He was just trying to test us!"
I don't know. That stick looked pretty blunt.

 

[marklungo]

"Uhhhh... you passed... the test..."

 

[marklungo]

So are we gonna actually see any Titans this season?

That's just what I've been wondering.

 

[Nobodyman]

LEEEROOOOYYY JEEEENKIIIINS! ...Is there a Leroy Jenkins here? That's who we're looking for?

 

[Kitschensyngk]

They've cornered him at an abandoned Best Western.

May as well tell him since he seemingly won't live to tell anyone.

Oh, good. For a moment, I thought the last thing he would ever hear was a Deliverance reference.

"'Cause it's the government that decides what's true!"
ALTERNATIVE FACTS! FAKE NEWS! FAILING MEDIA!

 

[Nobodyman]

"Well, we should just kill you, but yeah, we can go ahead and answer all these incriminating questions."

Who knew a guy named Fleegle could be such a badass.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

You won't be able to understand him with all his teeth kicked out.

I don't think Eren and Christa are at the corner of Go and Fxxx Yourself, dude.

 

[Nobodyman]

I've heard of putting your foot in your mouth, but putting it in someone else's?