C&C - Attack on Titan - "The Basement" [7/6]

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Congratulations on choosing your new Titan form, and welcome to the proud family of Titan shifters! With careful use and regular maintenance, your new Titan body should provide you with years of worry-free wandering around and killing things.

PLEASE READ BEFORE ACTIVATING YOUR TITAN FORM
  • You may experience mild to moderate delirium if you are shifting for the first time. Remain calm until your conscious self is fully calibrated.
  • When in your Titan form, you may notice a lack of epidermis or shriveling of your reproductive organs. This is normal.
  • We recommend that you use a small cut on your index finger of either hand to draw blood to activate your Titan form, and refrain from puncturing any vital points like your wrists or your jugular vein.
  • Move away to a nearby open space before activating your Titan form. Injury, loss of life, and Scout attacks may occur in more populated areas.
  • Do not exit your Titan body before your form is fully deactivated. Temporary loss of arms or legs may result if you attempt a hard shutdown.
  • Avoid any and all pressure to the nape of your Titan form's neck. Serious injury or death will occur.
  • The manufacturer will not be held responsible for any accidental eating of your loved ones while in your Titan form.
  • Contact a physician if you remain in your Titan form for longer than four hours.
Thank you for choosing Titan kaiju, and happy slaughtering!

Attack on Titan Season 3
Episode 19
"The Basement"

The Scouts investigate the basement.

Spoilers not included.
 
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Previously on AoT: Welcome to the Titan club, Armin.

Ah yes, the long-held tantalizing basement plot thread, which I'm sure many of you forgot about it.
 

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The Colossal Titan form, which always to grow super tall and gain 100 extra teeth.
 

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You, Eren, Mikasa, Conny, Sasha, Jean, Levi, Hange...the core group, really. Plus one.

Oh, and, uh...you're the Titan now, dog.

Hell of a way to get promoted.
 

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Look Armin, we agree with you that you shouldn't have been revived...I've said too much.
 

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Oh yeah, the basement. Why we're all here.

Sorry about the mess. We didn't have time to clean up.
 

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Time to go into the basement, and all I can think of is that Goosebumps book.

Plot twist! Turns out the basement was just Eren's dad's depraved sex dungeon.
 
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Like walking the streets of Pripyat after Chernobyl.

Where it all began.

Something tells me this isn't just a wine cellar.
 
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I was gonna say, for real, just bust the door down with a battering ram or something.
 

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I hope that's not just his father's porn stash.

False bottom. Called it.

Next they said the Titan war was all about state's rights.
 

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Good ol' commander Pixie. I mean, Pixis.

They don't have photographs?

Look at this photograph...

There were more humans out there all along! ...Though I...think we all kinda knew that.
 

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People always say that on the topic of life on other planets.

So they'd never heard of cameras before?
 

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Ah man are they gonna do a Village? Yeah that what's going to engross people to continue watching: A movie twist from an M. Night Shaymilan film.
 

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Man, of all the episodes for them to remove a post-credits scene from...

I'm not sure who messed that up, but someone sure as hell did. I was really looking forward to seeing the reactions to

ZEPPLINS

Edit: Here's the post-credits scene that was removed:

 
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