C&C - Attack on Titan - "Hero" [6/22]

[Kitschensyngk]

"The last place you'll ever (want to) visit"
•◦◦◦◦ Reviewed 22 June 2019
My friends and I recently visited "peaceful" Shiganshina. Nowhere near as peaceful as advertised. Place was unkempt and very badly managed. We were immediately greeted by local Titans who proceeded to snatch us up and eat us without warning. The manager even started throwing rocks at us from the other side of the wall!!! Wait staff consisted of one man named Bertholdt who was very rude and refused to help. Not the kind of service we're accustomed to!!!!! Probably good for Titans, but cannot recommend to tourists who want to keep everyone in their party ALIVE!!!

Hoping to see the famous "Eren's Basement" before we leave. Better be worth this horrible trip.

Attack on Titan Season 3
Episode 17
"Hero"
Erwin leads an attack, Levi takes on the Beast Titan, and Armin devises a risky strategy.​

If you lived here, you wouldn't be posting spoilers now.

 

[Nobodyman]

Previously on AoT: Well, this battle certainly could have gone better for the humans.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Last time: Into the Jaws of Death rode the six hundred. Titans to left of them. Titans to right of them.

Those who get their minds wiped in the past...

There is no fear in death, but in the anticipation of it.

Well, she'll just have to hold her manhood cheap, I guess.

 

[Space Cadet]

Beast Titan still pitching no hitters.

 

[Nobodyman]

The grim reaper comes in many forms. Sometimes he comes as cancer. Sometimes he comes as a blade. And sometimes he comes as giant rock being hurled by a monster at 2,000 mph.

Apparently Levi is a DBZ character now.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Is there such a thing as baseball in the AoT universe? Would those metaphors even make sense?

Ever hear of diversionary tactics?

You should see what Mikasa can do. ...oh, right, you were blinded.

 

[trance2009]

Levi is like not today.

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[Hypeathon]

Attack on Titan may have been a hellish, exhausting production and Studio Wit may be done with this show after the second half of this season is over, but they're not done...

...NOT BEFORE ARIFUMI IMAI PROVIDES A HELL OF A SEQUENCE!!!

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Did he just get eaten by a duck-billed platypus?

Look who survived just in time for a round of survivor's guilt.

Did Bertholdt lose some weight?

 

[Space Cadet]

Oh wow, Beast Titan went down. And hey, one of the soldiers is alive!

 

[Nobodyman]

"Oh...I'm alive...how 'bout that?"

Looks like Colossal Titan hasn't been getting his daily helping of humans.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Fingers crossed, Armin.

Was that a pre-mortem speech? I hope that wasn't a pre-mortem speech.

Taking the My Hero Academia route of not telling us what the plan is, eh?

 

[Space Cadet]

I know insurance rates will be through the roof once they try to rebuild the city.

 

[Nobodyman]

"Sorry. I can't die till I look at the sea. All those other guys though, it was perfectly okay for them to die."

Eren, now is not the time to be pulling some Three Stooges nonsense.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Reiner looks more like a Titan within a Titan.

This is going to be someone else's final episode, isn't it?

...whoops.

 

[Space Cadet]

Armin nooooo!

 

[Hypeathon]

And now for a video featuring 6 years of Arifumi Imai's sequences on Attack on Titan.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Nice one, potato girl.

Ahhh not Armin!

Yey! Hange made it!

Ram it down his throat, Mikasa.

 

[Nobodyman]

Beast Titan, Armored Titan, and Colossal Titan. Looks like our Scouts are three for three.

Armin, you're looking a little, uh...charbroiled there.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Down one Colossal Titan.

Aww man, that WAS a pre-mortem speech.