C&C - Assassination Classroom - "Island Time" [1/16]

[Nobodyman]

Opening Theme: "Jiriki Hongan Revolution" by 3-E Utatan
Ending Theme: "Hello, shooting star" by Moumoon

Previously on Assassination Classroom: The students of Class 3-E and the students of Class 3-A fight against each other to slay the test problems before them, with the students of Class 3-E benefiting from Koro-sensei's unique teaching methods. When the results are revealed, Nakamura scores higher than Tomoya in English; Isogai scores higher than Gakushū in social studies; and Manami scores higher than Koyama in science. Koro-sensei shuns Karma for losing to Gakushū due to studying very little and being overconfident. Terasaka, Yoshida, Muramatsu and Kirara Hazama each earn an additional tentacle for scoring top marks in home economics, resulting in a total of seven tentacles overall. Having won the wager for the contest, the students of Class 3-E decide to use their reward, a summer vacation at an island resort in Okinawa, as the venue for their assassination attempt.

Tonight: The E Class trains intently under a pro killer to prepare for their island assassination. Once there, they must make sure everything falls into place.

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[Nobodyman]

Previously on Assassination Classroom: "I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!"

"Hey kids! It's time to oppress the undesirables again!"

Ooh. Such language.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Last time: Consider the grade made.

And again with the talking acorn.

Upper class privilege! Hooray!

 

[Space Cadet]

Three months of summer break? I never got that much when I was in school...

 

[Kitschensyngk]

No more school. No more books. No more tentacle monster teacher's dirty looks.

 

[Nobodyman]

Seems stag beetle value has gone down, just like Beanie Babies. Best stick with Pokemon cards.

There's 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem of our generation is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe...
Assassinating your teacher or assassinating your teacher or assassinating your teacher!

 

[Kitschensyngk]

People buy bugs?

This is a bug hunt, girl, a bug hunt!

I thought the school paid for you--ohhhhhhhh, right.

Developing an addiction to pornography in middle school. That's what I call manly.

 

[Nobodyman]

Koro-sensei is cosplaying as a Heracross.

Don't shoot until you see the whites of its eyes.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

If this were America, they'd have canned your tentacled ass.

I'm still confused as to why people buy bugs.

Vacation alienation Japanimation assassination vacation.

Not every day you get tips from a experienced hired killer.

 

[animePWNS]

Do fear this Reaper...

 

[Nobodyman]

Oh, are we finally getting to the island in this episode titled "Island Time"?

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Is seasickness one of his--oh, I guess it is.

They did promise us an island.

And my church youth group just went to Branson.

 

[Nobodyman]

Sorry Irina. Karasuma's married to his work.

Speaking of t*ts up...

 

[animePWNS]

Koro's turning into Mr. Game & Watch.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Is another of his weaknesses having light skin?

Does this look like blackface to anybody else?

 

[Nobodyman]

It's a chapel, so Koro-sensei can say his prayers.

Guess they're not going for the element of surprise.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

They're gonna re-enact the chapel shootout from Cowboy Bebop?

 

[shany94a]

Just when it was getting interesting, it's wait 'till next week

 

[Yojimbo]

Uh, three months off? I guess so, more time to heal from all the high school PTSD in season 1.

Didn't expect summer break to start with a porn trap...

Mr. Lovro returns. "These children are brutal."

Mt. Everest cut away. lmao.

heh, even on vacation, Karasuma is immune to Irina's seduction.

Even his teeth has a tan. ha ha.

That kid's about to play porn on that TV isn't he?