C&C - Assassination Classroom - "Transfer Student Time/2nd Period" [11/14]

[Nobodyman]

Opening Theme: "Seishun Satsubatsu-ron" by 3-E Utatan
Ending Theme: "Hello, shooting star" by Moumoon

Previously on Assassination Classroom: Irina is caught off guard by retired Russian assassin Lovro Brovski, her former master, who advises her to give up trying to kill Koro-sensei. Instead, Koro-sensei proposes a match between Irina and Lovro to see who will be the first to "kill" Karasuma with a rubber knife, offering Karasuma his own incentive should neither of them win. Despite Lovro's doubts after he fails to "kill" Karasuma himself, Irina manages to use what she has learned targeting Koro-sensei to get close, with Karasuma accepting defeat at her hands and Lovro acknowledging her efforts. Nagisa, Karma and Ritsu later agree to accompany Koro-sensei at Mach 20 speed on a trip to Hawaii to watch the premiere of a new movie, getting a lecture along the way and learning a lot more about Koro-sensei's point of view. On their way back, a man in a white cloak observes alongside a boy, the second transfer student who claims to be Koro-sensei's younger brother.

Tonight: Another new student throws everyone for a loop. His raw power is one thing, but what's with these mysterious ties he claims to have with Koro Sensei?

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[Kitschensyngk]

Last time: A student-parent-assassin conference.

I find it disconcerting that anyone should have a favorite assassin.

 

[Nobodyman]

Previously on Assassination Classroom: First a classroom and now a movie theater. Stop reminding us of places we can't go to anymore!

 

[Kitschensyngk]

My head is like a sponge. It soaks up knowledge. And moisture.

 

[animePWNS]

Talk about having a big head.

 

[Nobodyman]

Well, I always did think Koro-sensei had a swelled head.

An assassin in student's clothing or vice versa?

Hey new kid, you really need to lay off the caffeine.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

I assume him to be a robot.

I thought he was afraid of birds.

KOOL-AID MAN NO JUTSU~!

 

[Nobodyman]

Something tells me we're in for stormy weather. And I feel a bad moon rising.

Obviously there was a DBZ reference there. And I think also Saint Seiya?

Oh great, they're not gonna end up on Maury are they?

 

[Kitschensyngk]

I don't think he means brothers in the literal sense.

 

[Space Cadet]

Brothers? Are you sure it's not "brothers from another mother?"

 

[animePWNS]

Another shameless plug from Shonen Jump.

So L has joined the class.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Something tells me we're in for stormy weather. And I feel a bad moon rising.

And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain?

Who brings porn to an elementary school?

His face looks like he spent the day binge-watching Sword Art Online.

 

[Nobodyman]

Who brings porn to an elementary school?

Hey, teachers gotta do something to get through those shifts.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Koro-sensei! I don't...BELIEVE IT!

 

[animePWNS]

You are fools to make war on your brothers in tentacles.

He's p***ed black again!

 

[Nobodyman]

Battle of the Tentacles.

Koro-sensei does NOT like someone stealing his tentacle shtick.

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Okay, so maybe there's something hereditary.

Search your feelings, Koro-sensei. You know them to be true.

..."was tentacles all along."

Great. They're gonna kill him, and we won't get paid!

 

[animePWNS]

That's a lot of new weak point discoveries. And at least some of them are practical.

 

[Nobodyman]

And, of course, Koro-sensei wins.

Sorry kid, but Koro has experience. He's failed more times than you've even tried.

Shiro means "white" by the way. Fitting.

"Well, gotta go. Have a Klan meeting to get to."

 

[Kitschensyngk]

Itona...you magnificent bastard, I read your book about you reading my BOOK!

Plus I have a note from his doctor.

Ooh, good tactic. Maybe he'll die of shame and the world will be saved.

Everything you always wanted to know about Koro-sensei but were too busy evaporating into a whiff of hydrogen, ozone, and carbon monoxide to ask.

Glad you've finally decided to take the task of murdering your teacher seriously.

So we're getting a baseball episode next week.